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Intestines, not skin. EOM
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pineknot1973 reads

So here's the deal..shooting the shit at work like guys do, my buddy Bobby (Phillapino) says you every heard of using a goats eye?
I'm like what the fuck are you talking about?
He informs me that in his country the take the eyelids off processed goats, cure them in a saline solution and use them like a french tickler.
He said what ever you do don't use it on your wife, only ladies of the night.
New one on me.
You never know!
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VOO-doo398 reads

If you want to see her run screaming from the hotel room.  

Posted By: pineknot
So here's the deal..shooting the shit at work like guys do, my buddy Bobby (Phillapino) says you every heard of using a goats eye?  
 I'm like what the fuck are you talking about?  
 He informs me that in his country the take the eyelids off processed goats, cure them in a saline solution and use them like a french tickler.  
 He said what ever you do don't use it on your wife, only ladies of the night.  
 New one on me.  
 You never know!  
 PK  
 

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TheHoundOfCullin342 reads

I don't want to use any toys anymore..
It never gave me a thrill, and Ive found few girls like it..

I used to look into the Hibachi thingy..
I'd rather try on my own...

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Posted By: TheHoundOfCullin
I don't want to use any toys anymore..  
 It never gave me a thrill, and Ive found few girls like it..  
   
 I used to look into the Hibachi thingy..  
 I'd rather try on my own....  
   
 

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TheHoundOfCullin376 reads

Hey! If she can cum from Hibachi...
She is my kind of girl.. :D

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inicky46365 reads

a cannibal?
Well, let's just say he comes by it honestly

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TheHoundOfCullin313 reads

I think CPA may want to buy one of those :

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inicky46327 reads

If I can do it, a bright young whippersnapper like you certainly can.

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Dave76015331 reads

With the right woman, it's like she's armed with an M-60.  An "OrgasmiSAW" if you will.    
Luckily AZ was recently blessed with a Hitachi Goddess.  OMG!

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MikeShanahan471 reads

Hibachi thingy?

Posted By: TheHoundOfCullin
I don't want to use any toys anymore..  
 It never gave me a thrill, and Ive found few girls like it..  
   
 I used to look into the Hibachi thingy..  
 I'd rather try on my own....  
   
 

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RokkKrinn450 reads

No, seriously.  Sheep skin or goat skin was the material used to form the first primitive condoms, weren't they?

If so, nothing like this surprises me terribly

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inicky46333 reads

But it was not until the 17th century that the British began to remove the intestines from the sheep first.
*rimshot*

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Crazy Diamond329 reads

Removing it would, according to voodoo, have resulted in death.  Back then, I decided not to disturb it, and the car lasted through four years of college.  Yes, it was a beat-up piece of shit, and cost me all of $50 when I bought it, but I wish I had that car back.  The Chrysler slant 6 engine was renowned for being nearly indestructible...and total repair costs were less than $1,000 over that time frame...only a muffler, brake job, and regular tune-ups and oil changes.    Even though I got a new car about month ago that I spent nearly 50 grand for...the memory of that old, indestructible '66 Dodge Dart will always hold a place being one of the best investments I ever made.  

As for the goat's eye...to quote John Lennon... Whatever you get's you through the night, is alright, it's alright....

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