I just got done doing this very nice Polish lady.  When we were done she tells me in broken English that I “f” like a European.  

Last week I was with this South American lady.  While we were in the throngs of passion she starts calling me “Pepe, Pepe, Si, Pepe.”  Later she tells me I “f’d” her like a South American.

Are there certain styles of doing the deed that vary from continent to continent?  All I was doing was using Little Richard (Dick for short) the good old American way.  I hope no one tells me I’m "schtupping" like an Islamic Terrorist.