Micheal, could you autgraph my copy of "Never Satisfied: How and Why Men Cheat"? Also, I liked your radio show about pimps in the pulpit.

But you are right. If you put too much Tabasco sauce on them, they can cause an irritation in the throat, and a burning sensation in the penis.

That happened to me once. I went to the doctor and asked him why my penis had this burning sensation, and he said that means someone is talking about it.

point of your post ?

To frighten ?

Wait, I know !

Someone's wife or teenager has found dad's username and password again.

Mike,  do you know about this from personal experience?

...So I went to the Dr.  After lots & lots of tests and no answers,he finally started asking me questions about my sexual history.  I told him I was a virgin, and that I pretty much laid around the house all day watching porn and eating cheetos....








I know, I know.  We've all heard that one. Sorry, but I just had to.  LOL

You could develop a boil on your ass, and boils are staf infections that could cause toxic shock syndrome and death-- really!  

And did you know-- there's a such thing as antibiotics?  The only reason people panic about something like chlamydia is the onus that its transmitted by sex.  

We get disease postings all the time here.  Believe me, the ladies who read these boards know this.

Watch out for... the food you eat.  900,000 people a year come down with food poisoning.  That's probably more than all STD's combined, and three quarters of those cases are by unknown organisms with unknown long term effects.