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14karma 2894 reads
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vannessa3785 reads

There are only eleven times in history where the "F" word has been considered acceptable for use. They are as follows:


11. "What the @#$% do you mean we are sinking?" -- Capt. E.J. Smith of RMS Titanic, 1912


10. "What the @#$% was that?" -- Mayor Of Hiroshima, 1945


9. "Where did all those @#$%ing Indians come from?" -- Custer, 1877


8. "Any @#$%ing idiot could understand that." -- Einstein, 1938


7. "It does so @#$%ing look like her!" -- Picasso, 1926


6. "How the @#$% did you work that out?" -- Pythagoras, 126 BC


5. "You want WHAT on the @#$%ing ceiling?" -- Michelangelo, 1566


4. "Where the @#$% am I?" -- Amelia Earhart, 1937


3. "Scattered @#$%ing showers....My ass!" -- Noah, 4314 BC


2. "Aw c'mon. Who the @#$% is going to find out?" -- Bill Clinton,
1999



and a drum roll...................



1. "Geez, I didn't think they'd get this @%#*^ing mad." -- Sadaam

Hussein, 2003.



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Yellow Feather2142 reads

He said "God Himself cannot sink this ship." Daring God is a REAL bad idea.

Couple more:

"Why did you tape open the #^%$&&%-ing door?" Richard Nixon 1972

" WHY did he shoot the %$^%$#% ing president?" Jodie Foster 1981

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14karma2253 reads

Who the f... died and made you god?

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sparker2514 reads

One lady I knew, I would have to say, you were $#@ great!!

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Bob714664364 reads

a few more.....

1.  "What the $%^& are you doing calling a timeout with 15 seconds left to go in the game and a chip shot field goal to win it (instead of calling it with 5 seconds left like every other smart coach in the league) ?"  (Myself the Giants fan recounts the moment in game 2 when the season went off track, when I immediately started screaming for Jim Fassel's firing, and when a 15 point comeback was wasted in front of a national TV audience on Monday Night Football)

2.  "What the @#$% do you mean everyone is only talking about Madonna kissing Britney?"  (A lament I can imagine taking place as Christina Aguilera also bussed with Ms. M on that MTV awards show and got NO photos or buzz splashed anywhere like the other two.... Just when you thought Christina didn't have ENOUGH of a media inferiority complex.... look for the Playboy spread next year as she FINALLY tries to one up her rival)

3.  "What the %^&* do you mean "they got him"?"  (Howard Dean sees his last chance at beating George Bush go away...)  Look for Howard to hammer away at the WMDs for six months to be followed in September 2004 with the question .....  "What the ^&*# do you mean "they found them"?

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KCMOSHYGUY3618 reads

"I need this parade like I need another @%#*ing hole in the head." -- JFK, 1963

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