> > You know you're living in 2003 when.... > > > > > > > > > > > > 1. You accidentally enter your password on the microwave. > > > > > > > > 2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years. > > > > > > > > 3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of 3. > > > > > > > > 4. You e-mail your mate who works at the desk next to you. > > > > > > > > 5. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends is that they do not have e-mail addresses. > > > > > > > > 6. When you go home after a long day at work you still answer the phone in a business manner. > > > > > > > > 7. When you make phone calls from home, you accidentally dial "9" to get an outside line. > > > > > > > > 8. You've sat at the same desk for four years and worked for three different companies. > > > > > > > > 10. You learn about your redundancy on the 11:00 news. > > > > > > > > 11. Your boss doesn't have the ability to do your job. > > > > > > > > 12. Contractors outnumber permanent staff and are more likely to get long-service awards. > > > > > > > > AND THE REAL CLINCHERS ARE... > > > > > > > > 13. You read this entire list, and kept nodding in agreement. > > > > > > > > 14. As you read this list, you think about forwarding it to your "friends" > > > > > > > > 15. You got this from a friend that never talks to you any more,except to send you jokes from the net. > > > > > > > > 16. You are too busy to notice there was no No. 9 > > > > > > > > 17. You actually scrolled back up to check that there wasn't a No.9 Face it, you're like the rest of us, and we're living pathetic lives. Break the mold, call someone you care for this week
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