Do any of the ladies out there have an incentives program like the airlines have Frequent Flyers Programs? I'm guessing it might be called Frequent Fornicators. Seems like it might be a good way to maintain customer loyalty.
Damn, I shouldn't have started the airline parallel.
The next thing you know the session will start with a peck on the cheek and then: FK? Not included, that will be $10 A BJ? That will be an additional $35 A BBBJ? Another $50 69? Guess what, an additional $69 DATY? Complimentary.
Too bad, 'cause I'm thinking of all the fun I could have creating the Frequent Fornicators punch card. I could even get a hole puncher that makes holes shaped like a penis!
I knew one that normally charged $300 an hour. If you paid $1000 you would get 5 hours of her time. You could take it as five 1 hour appointments, one 5 hour appointment, or any combination that you wanted. It sounded good but I never tried it myself.
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