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Incense in a provider incall almost got me caught by spouse at home.
wrps07 2134 reads
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It was a good thing that I had a spare under shirt in my briefcase. I got home after the incall and I smelled incense all over my upper body. I cleaned up and put on another under shirt(spare from the briefcase). I guess it is a good thing that I had the intuition to carry spare underwear with me.

Use to be you had to worry about smoke. I guess I will have to ask prospective providers if they are using incense at their incall.

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wrps07637 reads

If asked I will tell her that I have for spare in case I get stuck in an earth quake. You know be prepared.

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USGrantlover622 reads

LOL ya that'll work.  

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If asked I will tell her that I have for spare in case I get stuck in an earth quake. You know be prepared.

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swingsbothways535 reads

Tell her you keep an extra because you sometimes get nervous and sweat more when you have to give presentations.  The extra is so you do not have to walk arounf smelling the rest of the day.  

You are welcome!

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Posted By: wrps07
It was a good thing that I had a spare under shirt in my briefcase. I got home after the incall and I smelled incense all over my upper body. I cleaned up and put on another under shirt(spare from the briefcase). I guess it is a good thing that I had the intuition to carry spare underwear with me.  
   
 Use to be you had to worry about smoke. I guess I will have to ask prospective providers if they are using incense at their incall.

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Posted By: wrps07
It was a good thing that I had a spare under shirt in my briefcase. I got home after the incall and I smelled incense all over my upper body. I cleaned up and put on another under shirt(spare from the briefcase). I guess it is a good thing that I had the intuition to carry spare underwear with me.  
   
 Use to be you had to worry about smoke. I guess I will have to ask prospective providers if they are using incense at their incall.

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wrps07596 reads

I know it was some powerful stuff.  

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Posted By: wrps07
It was a good thing that I had a spare under shirt in my briefcase. I got home after the incall and I smelled incense all over my upper body. I cleaned up and put on another under shirt(spare from the briefcase). I guess it is a good thing that I had the intuition to carry spare underwear with me.  
     
  Use to be you had to worry about smoke. I guess I will have to ask prospective providers if they are using incense at their incall.

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swingsbothways414 reads

Who does the laundry in your house

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case321626 reads

Good save man could have been really bad!! I actually have a monger bag hid at work in a large tool box that only I have the key to. Shower, change, have my fun and back to work, change back into work clothes then go find some oil or something to rub on my arms to mask those lovely lady scents we love so much!! In a pinch stop and get gas, get a bit on you're hands nothing can out do the smell of gas!! Good lesson learned always be thinking especially us married guys!!

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wrps07576 reads

Joining a 24 hour gym for us will more than pay for itself it these situations.

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CaitlynKennedy676 reads

I used to burn it too, Way back years ago... Thinking it was calming, and romantic...

It is still smoke lol  and it leaves a smell and if you have allergies to smoke that will be bad

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wrps07714 reads

I saw another provider one time,  her pussy was so bad it smelled like ear wax. Others have smelled like fish when they cum. I am so thankful that I did not daty on them.

My buddy saw one that he could not get the stench off his hands for a week. Other guys complained and verified his complaint. They even recommended that she get checked out. I took her off my todo  list.

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Casino11c498 reads

I've had some bad ones too.  One was so bad that I could not even maintain a hard on and threw up in my mouth a little bit.

That is the biggest turn off....

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Junk-Yard-Dog543 reads

Do a better job picking your bitches

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London Rayne489 reads

LMAO!!! Yep.

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balljointnut506 reads

Good lord, I shaved my mustache once to get rid of the smell. it WOULD NOT wash off.

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prepkid573 reads

I just googled it and it is some kinds of aroma that is stimulant? It works??

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It was a good thing that I had a spare under shirt in my briefcase. I got home after the incall and I smelled incense all over my upper body. I cleaned up and put on another under shirt(spare from the briefcase). I guess it is a good thing that I had the intuition to carry spare underwear with me.  
   
 Use to be you had to worry about smoke. I guess I will have to ask prospective providers if they are using incense at their incall.

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London Rayne527 reads

It covers up the smell of pot, among other things lol. He is lucky that is the only scent he picked up.

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prepkid522 reads

That affects performance?  

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It covers up the smell of pot, among other things lol. He is lucky that is the only scent he picked up.

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London Rayne608 reads

It's sold at Walgreens and just about everywhere else. It will make you dizzy, but I would not say it makes you high. You may be thinking of Hookah, which is not the same thing. That's a form of flavored tobacco, and that too just makes you dizzy. The ONLY thing I have ever used incense for, is to cover up the smell of cigarettes. I don't just burn the shit to do it lol.

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wrps07661 reads

I have had that situation many times. One time I had to get in the house and sneak back out with some new clothes go swimming to get the perfume off. I had to swim at least 4 laps. Many times I will go swimming after I see a provider.

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LovetoDaty559 reads

Generally, to me they smell "shower fresh", maybe they just use a body wash? I think a lot of ladies now avoid using perfume on their date. Of course running in for a quick shower before leaving may help.

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CaitlynKennedy598 reads

Body Spray from Bath and Body Works. They no longer sell it, but you can find it on Amazon

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AlexandraS526 reads

Weeeel, I guess it doesn't bother the non-married ones! ;)

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AlexandraS597 reads

Weeeell, I guess it doesn't bother the non-married ones! ;)...
I have also had clients who don't take a shower after, because they want to keep 'the sexy smell'!

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Deepsolution667 reads

When he got home and his wife went down on him only to come up complaining "We don't have this kind of soap."

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wrps07570 reads

I usually carry the same type of soap with me. Wash with that.

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London Rayne587 reads

How hard is it to say, "I was at the gym, playing golf, fishing," etc. and took a shower somewhere else? Are women seriously this paranoid? Guys take showers all over the place and many are not cheating on their wives...they simply lead active lives that require a shower before going back to work or home.

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mrfisher591 reads

It might just work.

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Panthera12552 reads

Incense is not cologne or perfume.

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London Rayne452 reads

Ah ha ha ha ha!!! You guys kill me.

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harborview576 reads

I leave my outside coat in a well ventilated mud room.  Normally I can't get a kiss if I ask for one but one time wifee met me at the door & wanted one.  I ran for the bathroom "Gotta Go!!"  When I emerged after a shower with clean clothes she wouldn't take a kiss when I tried.  I have always washed my own clothes since bachelor days...  seemed like a good time to run a load...    
At various times I've come home smelling of smoke...  from sitting next to someone who positively reeked of smoke in a resturant.  I would have changed seats if there had been another.  

Insence is pretty old school...  60s cops knew it was used to mask the smell of weed.

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impposter522 reads

Perfume is one of the main negatives with strip clubs. Sheesh. They should install a "5 minute wash - fluff - and fold" at the exits ... and make a fortune.  Run a promo: "Free 5-minute laundry service with 3 lap dances."

I had a recent meeting with the candle thing going on.  It was actually distracting because I knew what might happen (but she was really nice and said she liked the candles.)  I couldn't get rid of the perfume-y smell in my hair until after showering it off. If I had to meet others before then, it would have been a tough situation.  Does anybody make UNscented candles?

But here's a suggestion for those of you headed home.  (I've never tried this.)  Pick up some take-out or something messy and spillable but non-staining. Either spill it on yourself (shirt and / or pants) ahead of time (giant ketchup splooge from a burger; milkshake down your shirt) or try to get the spill timed just right as you are juggling keys and packages and get to the door.  Rush on in, quick to the bathroom, clothes into the sink or tub with the closest perfume-y soap and, voila, instant cover-up.  The food odor and hectic mess-up should distract attention from the perfume and deny the time to think about it.  Think it will work

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countryguy8462 reads

Great ideas!

But if you get exposed to incense, you can say you were at church. If you get exposed to scented candles, you can say you went to a greeting-card shop. If you get exposed to cigarette smoke, you can say there was a business meeting in a smoke-filled back room. But you can never, ever explain away perfume.

Perfume is designed to be clinging and long lasting. It will be on all your clothes, including dry-cleanable wools. Your S.O. (if you have one) can sniff it out in a second. She's wired that way.  

I'm waiting for the day when provider websites include the feature: FRAGRANCE FREE.

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CaitlynKennedy478 reads

I am a HUGE fan of candles myself! Well I switched from normal to Electric candles about 4 years ago! This was the best decision I made!  

I mean they look real, and no smoke or scent for allergic clients!  

Trust me lighting like 30+candles before an appt, and then blowing them out after got OLD! lol.  

Now I switch them to on!  

Most clients have idea they are fake

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balljointnut606 reads

Incense makes no sense! Don't be on the defense or try to license. If they use incense think of the instance that your mate might think of the persistence of the essence on your business and the ensuing consequence.

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