The social experiment for today is refraining from certain topics.

Today's topic to avoid: Drinking.  Any mention of alcohol or intoxication is off limits for the next 24 hours.

I did not mention "alcohol or intoxication"

Just that I will drink to your directives of course. A figure of speech if you will.

and save you the hassle of doing it later??? rofl

Come to think of it, maybe I should just take the day off as well? lol

not to worry sir. i've got a "handle" on him.

I had this kick ass post almost ready to go. It was shorter than War and Peace and had fewer quadrasyllabic words than this post and not a dependent clause to be seen! No poetry no furrin languages at all.

Took forever editing all that stuff out.....

I'm not trusting anyone until I can see the whites of their eyes

I don't show much eye. lol

Guess I'll be more careful next time. lol

No eyes shown because they are bloodshot and swollen!

I think I will moderate upncummin52 and you for violating LP's "topic to avoid", and I guess I'll have to moderate myself while I am at it.

I'll be back when I can get someone to approve my posts. rofl

Wait. Did *I* say that?

I've moderated you 3 times just today, but you keep letting yourself out.

Could you spring me next time as well?  Geez.

Ok please moderate me one more time, I am done celebrating the Orlando win. I don't really give a shit about Orlando, they are toast after tonight, but I took them plus 310 and eschewed the points, plus I parlayed my with the over 187 1/2, nothing like winning a 7-1 parlay by half a point. lol

Time for this one to go home. The asylum is all yours for the rest of the evening. Say good night Dick.

That was a rough weekend. Take a paid day off, guys

I think you forgot to read the fine print in the moderators contract. Maybe I should call my union rep? lol