One recent review contained all of these euphemism's:

"the beast"

"the microphone"

"talking to Peter"

"peter join the Y and go swimming"

Is it really to much to ask that we write like adults and quit acting like a snickering nine year old who can't say the word "penis"?

Maybe there should be a seperaate board for those with the emotional and intellectual maturity level of the average fourth grader.

and you will realize that not every one is an adult or even acts like one !  

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Penis
Penis
Penis
Penis
Penis

Does that help?

and she made a funny face!

Therefore insipid whining about "political correctness" and the like makes instant pariahs out of the manginas, and often causes coarse black hair to grow on the women's chests.

from yesterday's appointment?

I've stopped writing reviews.

And I think I know which Chicago provider you're talking about with the coarse hair on her chest  LOL

And no reviewers are brave enough to write that shit either...too bad

That's what PM's are used for!

Too much testosterone  LOL

humor can be a double edged sword, and when it backfires, its a BITCH...

This is not exactly the Algonquin Roundtable. It's more akin to The Island of Misfit Toys, rezoned for the depraved. And we have 'em all: gawkers, stalkers, confederates, degenerates, panderers, philanderers, enablers, unstablers, the scary, the wary,  flamers, disdainers, complainers, the neurotic, quixotic, robotic, ingrates, reprobates, thinkers, stinkers and a whole bunch of drinkers, all rolled into one happy, albeit dysfunctional family. Why would you want to change that?

yes..'new sensation'...

I know many ladies who flat out tell guys not to use profanity in their reviews, so could simply be certain guys honoring the "HOOKER'S" wishes bwahahaha. It is what it is. No two people write alike.

better than being CAPTAIN OBLIVIOUS..

Must be new, I'd hate to think he was stupid, because those are the only two explanations.lol

One of my favorite lines of all time  

And don't call me Shirley!!!!