If you can't tell when you're there...

Why do you give a rats ass?

But...In your case if they know you're coming over, I'll bet they take an extra shot or two.

What happened to that promised thread...this was just a thinly veiled comment on the "shark tank"  

This is why I always do dinner after the playtime. I want to make sure the poor dude gets what he paid for before I get piss ass drunk and humiliate him OTC bwahahaha. I won't see anyone who shows up drunk or with drugs...no way in hell. I am all for a good time, but not when I am already breaking the law.

Do you just love people pouncing on you...Just for fun..??

I don't drink anymore... So calling anyone after drinking would never happen. Last time I drank was in Jan of 2010, but drastically cut down on drinking since 2006.

Prior to that...Yes..I used to drink a lot and dial providers.(Go read my reviews) I admit.. Its dumb.. And I knew it at that time that it was dumb too. One time, I drove to provider's incall all drunk. Gladly, I got lost and checked in motel. I am sure she would have put  me on DNS all over the Internet.  But at that time I was 24-25 yrs old.. Dumb as a brick...Not 60...

So my advice to you is...Don't do it.. Nothing wrong with sharing. a drink with a provider, but certainly shouldn't be even getting anywhere close to phone or Internet for that matter when you have had one too many...

I don't know if you are stupid and doing it, or not smart enough to decide for yourself if you should do this or not.


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It became apparent to me even as a horny kid a decision would have to be made. Do I wanna drink or fuck.  Drinking made me think I was up for sex but at least in my case it greatly inhibited my ability to bang the night away.

SOoooo , I chose to do my drinking during the "after" party.  Oh , I'll sip a little get to know ya wine with a lady....but I don't start gulping it down until I've had my fun.

Also , it has been my experience that ladies tend to be more on their game when they are sober.

Besides the obvious problems of being hammered and maybe a general pain in the ass to deal with, there's also the problem of "drink dick," and so while she is gonna try to make it happen, ultimately the outcome is usually a shitty one where the guy is upset because she can't get him to come, and she is frustrated by the fact that the guy did this to himself.

A glass of wine or beer with the provider is often fine, but coming in fucked up?  Bad idea.

And it doesn't take posting without an alias to tell you that one.

Alcohol makes the wood soft.

And I hate it when a provider gets ripped or stoned. They become listless and boring, and not worth the money.

when I was in my 20s, and just starting to hobby, I'd have a shot of something to calm my nerves before a session.

Now and for many years, I shun alcohol as it deadens sensation and counteracts the physical responses I need to really enjoy a session.

Sometimes I'll dine with an escort either before or in the middle of a session, and I'll have a drink, but I limit it to just one.

Mostly I prefer my dates to be sober but there are actually a few of them who become very charming when they've knocked back a few.

One of them starts to speak in her native Scotish brogue which I find so darling.  But she's trying to stay off the hootch lately as it was causing her too many woes, a decision I respect and try to help her maintain.

I usually set up a date one to two weeks in advance, and drinking at that time is totally independent of the decision to set up an appointment.

The evening I am going to see a lady I don't drink.  The only exception might be for an overnight with a long time lady who has become a friend.  Never on short (2-3 hr) dates or with a lady I don't know very well.

We have a bar here at the Kit Kat Ranch.   To be honest, its a lot harder to get a guy off when they are drunk and I tend to keep away from the drunks because I don't like the energy.

I have seen clients walk in already drunk (in the evenings and wee-morning hours mostly) or high on something else (cocaine, meth).  My preference is for clean and sober.   I am a one-drink girl and that is only in the evenings after I have had dinner so I am basically not a drinker myself.  For some people it takes the edge off and helps relax them.  For me, alcohol makes me sleepy.  

The stink, no stench of booze revolts me. I had one of the worst experiences a few days ago..this idiot showed up under the influence. I had seen him many times before. He drinks. in fact he is an alcoholic but used breath mints to try and disguise the night before booze fest. He was tolerable and did not push anything.

This last visit was a fucking nightmare. He was rough, insisted no less that I have an orgasm and I told him point blank it was not going to happen (the smell was foul and he was sloppy and rough...and I didn't even have the energy to fake it) but that did not stop him groping roughly my genitals and and yes, biting my tender parts and not to mention trying to pin me down.

And he couldn't finish so he was annoyed after I had done what could under the circumstances. Oh and he had popped a V too. So I told him, you want to see me again, no booze and forget the recreational V...I am not working against a drug to make some idiot get off. He doesn't need them, he has told me this himself.

I will NEVER partake when working. I want all my sense alert and will NEVER see a guy again that smells of booze. I will lie through my teeth and cancel as soon as he arrives. It's on my damn website and if they can't read, I can't see them.

He left with a bloody nose, I had had enough.

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I have had a couple @ a neighborhood bar before walking..

Hi,

to a woman's incall , but  I always maintained a sense of balance!!  I saw a woman once  who was stumbling & a bumbling but It was when I first started hobbying, & she was HOT!! She was nice & always asked me "Can I do anything else for you??" after she was finished w/an act!!