One, why in the fuck would you be sitting in a boobie bar posting on TER when you can get snail-trails on your lap for a few bucks and a drink or two? Not to mention the prospect of taking her home and fucking the taste out of her mouth.
Two, fuck HH.
Three, if a dude can't clean his ass properly in hopes a lady goes down on his infantile penis, he doesn't deserve to be in her company.
1) You should be looking at titties and pussy in a strip club, not TER
2) Half Wit should have quit when he was ahead, but had to show everyone who he really is and why so many have such a problem with him. All of the alias haters fail to realize that he's the worst kind of alias there is - one with the all important, faux credibility inducing envelope next to his name with none of the contribution to the site that the envelope should represent. I am also answering for Troll Hunter, and would have ignored the little shit Asswipe Half Wit until he showed himself to be the troll he is last night. You can guess at which aliases I've created just to hunt the little fucker as the troll he is until he listens to Mikey's advice and shuts...the...fuck...up.
3) Anyone that can't clean themselves deserves whatever they get.
Go back to VIP, it's well worth it, but at least you've made a 2 review contribution to the site; which is way more than Half Wit ever did.
But what do I know, I'm just a Troll Hunting Prick.
at strip clubs, not the TER VIP. I'm keeping my TER VIP...its a good tool, plus I admit a fondness for making up alias names that make me laugh. The VIP comment was my wise ass attempt at humor, lol.
Miller Lite in a strip club. Usually my drink of choice is Sprite or ginger ale... I'm there scouting.... so, yea, I'd go with numero uno! Sittin in a strip club... and not scouting
But then again, I am the green dude...
Oh, and better than scouting...???? Taking a pornstar into a stripclub as a date... now that is HOT HOT HOT!!!!
I have to admit it was a bit boring. To be fair though, I just posted that one response. But other than a little simulated lesbian 69 on stage, it was a bit lame. Drinking Miller Lites though is never a bad thing. I'd hate myself for paying $6 or $7 bucks for a ginger ale. We all have our ways.
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