A provider was reading me some of the "texts" she received!!!!!  
I found some interesting.  

The gentleman asked me not to shower for 3 days prior, wear heavy eye makeup when he arrived, greet him smoking a cigar and proceed to blow smoke up his ass.

that one client wanted her to stick needles in his penis.  

One man asked me to save the ejaculation of many other men and then to force him to drink it cold...I did not do this.

Shove a pie in his face when he was finishing. Truthfully I didn't want to clean up the potential mess.
Now I'm traumatized by pie, and the visual memory.
Have a great day guys!

Two brothers wanted to see me...one was supposedly in a wheelchair.  Either one sounded lovely but the two brothers together thing challenged me not knowing either one first.  I offerred to proceed, but never happened.

Aaaahhhhhhhhh ha ha ha ha

LOL!  Couldn't resist!  That's one shortcoming of spell-check: it doesn't help at all with homophones.

A guy that wants to be put on a leash and walked around the room like a dog.  Not sure if it was the same guy seeing a number of the same girls I was seeing.  The girls also said there was stranger stuff they did not want to share.

Doubt its the same guy, actually that is a fairly common request.  I have one gent who likes to bark as I walk him around.  lol!

I asked her to stuff a hotel's washcloth into her vagina after all the orgasm, so I could keep her smell.  Did it work?  No, the washcloth still smells like just came out of a hotel's dryer unit.

Come on ladies, you got to be able to do better than the stories so far. Guys, don't you have any imagination?

Half way thru lunch, told her my right hand smelled like onions and my left hand smelled like pussy, because they did.  

like going to a market?  (sorry couldn't help it).

pro quo:   "Bring your wife so SHE CAN WATCH!. "  w t f

I'm going to change my name to Mr Vanilla.  
I happen to just like sex without all the perversions 😉

He's so rude.  LULZ!

a blow up doll. And I don't know who the guy with the tatts is.

She'd had a request from a hobbyist (who she'd seen twice befor) for her to immerse herself in a bath of ice water, then proceed with FS where she'd lie motionless on the bed with eyes closed or open with few or no blinking. He offered to double her rate for this. The request freaked her out. She imagined he was into necrofelia fantasy. She never saw him again.

that I pick her up some condoms at the bazaar, I found that rather bizarre.

for that, if you hadn't missed the OP's bizarre question about the bazaar.

EOM!

Garter/stockings, long thick fake eye lashes and bright red glossy lip stick.

I received this request:
"do you do FART fetishes. I would love to worship the natural smells of your asshole and have you FART in my face while I worship your booty"

told me she had a regular client who want her to kneel in front of him and beg him to fuck her while looking in his eyes and he stroked her hair and touched her face. He would keep refusing and want her to do this for the whole hour long session.  He would look into her face and keep refusing. And that's all they would do.

Sharpen my nails to run through his shaft.

Hahaha that's how you get pink eye ))

One of the worst questions one could ask ... a real "slap the shit out of you" response would be ok ... unless they were a duo. Lol

a woman who will jerk me off while I'm deep in her ass.  There is a way to do it if you think about it for a while.