I still don't understand why some people don't want to fuck when full, tired, drunk, dehydrated or any other physical condition. My dick gets hard with a full stomach the same as I do when it's empty.
I will accept your medal, but I'd prefer pussy. lol
and I can't possibly be the only "old man" around here who doesn't need anything more than a light breeze to get aroused.
I will confess I have had women comment "Wow, you are hard already" to me before. It always made me wonder as my knee jerk reaction to that comment has always been "of course I am hard, shouldn't I be?" Do that many of you really need to be coaxed into getting an erection?
The comedienne was probably talking about you when she saw the performer instantly getting hard immediately after eating a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. I love to hear the stories about how you did that to some of your administrative assistants after having a sandwich at your desk.
I planned to see a girl after dinner but she wanted to end early today so I had to settle for right before dinner. Does that count? I just finished with her and still exhausted but thankful. No big deal because I never eat more than I can handle.
My immune system must have been down. I copped the cough and crud that is going around. I had to cancel 2 wonderful ladies this week. I would never knowingly pass along a virus. I also didn't go to or have any big meal today.
I'll have to wait till next week to get back to sweet fuckery and debauchery .
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