It'd be nice to get one every half a decade or so....don't you think?

Posted By: RobbinYoung

I just realized, I'm exercise equipment. lol    
   
 Yesterday, I had a rendezvous and I lost 1 pound, and my date lost 3 pounds.  Mmmm, I love SEXERCISE!  
   
 Does anyone else notice they experience weight loss, after enjoying passionate sex?  

Had a very energetic session this weekend. Feel the burn in my pecs, glutes and upper thighs. But its a good burn lol!

Lol maybe....but no one likes a skinny Elvis, the fat sweaty one is just so much more fun!

It isn't the need to weigh myself. Good googly moogly, who the hell cares. All I care about is if YOU are worn out. That's my goal

cause I am half-starved not long after a sex-binge.  If a Denny's is nearby...oh, it's on, baby!

that's why most of these guys on here are a bunch of fat fucks because they have such aerobic sex did you ever go to M@G .....looks more like a weight watchers convention

That thought chills me for some reason.  Let's not go there again.

While making yourself clean and fresh for a lady is something that we should all do, this shit about starting preparations for sex in the morning of an evening appointment or even worse the day before is just mind boggling. The only thing I need to do to be "ready for sex" is to take my pants off, and that's not absolutely necessary if she can't wait.

Now I will cut the old guys here with ED problems a bit of slack, but whats up with a forty year old man who starts planning a week in advance to getting laid? I find it downright sad.

I do wonder what these guys who need all this prep time would do if they ever found themselves fucking two different women in the same day, Their fucking heads would most likely explode.

I am with CPA on this, it's only sex, not a triathlon, I am a hell of a lot older than Rod (see no Turdy here) and I fuck on a full stomach, an empty stomach, in the morning, afternoon, or evening, drunk, sober, you name the condition and I have most likely fucked that way, and without any ill effects from any of it.

Hell I've fucked with over an 8-ball in me during my younger days, and with a full bottle of tequila in me within the last several weeks without any ill effect. Hell, on Thanksgiving I ran a $700 bar tab drinking tequila, never had a single bite to eat, and still did a threesome that evening,(I will confess, some of the details are a bit sketchy) and I am even older than you. What kind of pussies are we raising today, where skipping a meal before sex is considered health threatening?

...Or was there actual sex involved...

Great, after you devour my sausage, I'll cover your biscuit with my gravy.  Sounds delicious.

No more than a few weeks ago I had a young lady give me a BBBJCIM and as she was licking her lips, swallowing every drop including the little bit that had run down her chin, she murmured "yummy, that's sweet" I have no idea if the pineapple I had eaten the day before had the slightest thing to  do with it, but that comment will earn her several repeat visits from me, and if it turns out she was lying, so what?

Truth be told, while women that REALLY like the taste are the minority, it's not that rare, I've had enough civvie girls tell me they love it know it's not just about "customer service" because these civvies have zero reason to lie, especially the ones that just hooked up for a one night stand because they were horny little sluts. God I absolutely LOVE horny little sluts, too bad I am getting older and now I  mainly have to settle for horny little hookers,lol

my mental state is 100% better after a session with a hot provider.

And that you're just regurgitating the "pineapple juice" bullshit that some think helps.  Ask the gals....that you aren't paying how much that helps  LOL

I know of "cum hounds" as you like to put it personally, I don't need a consensus to back up my own personal experiences. Hopefully you will meet one or two in your future travels. There really is something great about a cum guzzling slut who loves the taste of jizz.

but one thing we are in agreement on, you won't see me guzzling a gallon of pineapple juice in the hopes that I will create a "cum whore" because my jizz becomes so fucking flavorful. That's just crazy talk, and you know I'm not crazy, well at least not delusionally crazy like anyone who chugs a gallon of fucking juice before getting a blow job must be. I guess that explains the cramps, and it might also explain his apparent brain damage.

and don't forget "bitter" that is the second most used word by board piñatas while they are getting pummeled here. I guess they can't hear our laughter over the blows they have taken to the head so they assume that we are angry when in truth we are the ones having fun and they are the ones taking this crap seriously.

Think I will stick with coffee and leave that juice shit be.  I did have heart surgery, but I will still enjoy what I can till I die.  Proud to live in this free country, where I have the right to say "I disagree with you Mr. CPA guy."

and the likely response is NO.

There's always an outlier here...perhaps it's you.  But the reality is that I have asked more gals than I can count that question over many years of fucking...and I've yet to find ONE that liked the taste.

I get to the rink an hour before game time to bond with my teammates.  I'm the oldest dude on the team..and in some cases these kids are some that I coached earlier in their lives.  But damn...that puck drops and we go play.  I may need a bit more water on the bench than a 25 y/o...but I don't miss a shift.

More eager...really?  So you tell the hooker(s) that you did gallons of pineapple juice and they suck like there's no tomorrow?  And how would you know if it's more eager...or simply the technique to get you to come so you'll finally leave?

Having some gal that you're paying and just meeting say she's glad you're not a "fat old guy"...what a classy move  LOL

Boards saving ladies from the threat of BBFS as they're too stupid to understand w/o you? Give it a rest. Please.  

Posted By: RobbinYoung

I just realized, I'm exercise equipment. lol    
   
 Yesterday, I had a rendezvous and I lost 1 pound, and my date lost 3 pounds.  Mmmm, I love SEXERCISE!  
   
 Does anyone else notice they experience weight loss, after enjoying passionate sex?  

No one is going to actually burn a pound of fat during an hour of sex, much less three.

That said, just like after a good workout in the gym it's easy to sweat out a pound of water, or even more. I don't know if you have ever had to "make weight" for a fight or wrestling match, but temporarily losing "water weight" which can rapidly replace by rehydrating is the secret.


That is "IF" we want to take the OP literally instead of the lighthearted threAD that it actually is.

And there are cum whores as well...but they are in the minority.  While I can't boast that I've been with thousands of women over the years, I've seen plenty of hookers and civvies.  And honestly I have yet to find a real serious cum whore.

Good Lord Roddie....I get angry if I miss an open net.  Check that...I get even on my next shift and I try and make the goal happen.

But whatever it is I hope it all works out for you.

you are not that. Even if  the guy sweated like crazy losing three pounds is unlikely.  
I was laughing hard at all the responses  lol

Posted By: RobbinYoung

I just realized, I'm exercise equipment. lol    
   
 Yesterday, I had a rendezvous and I lost 1 pound, and my date lost 3 pounds.  Mmmm, I love SEXERCISE!  
   
 Does anyone else notice they experience weight loss, after enjoying passionate sex?  

but since I already had this mental image of some old, fat, sweaty guy losing three pounds of saline during his session with RY, I thought it was only fair to share.

that a 150 lb person having sex for 15 minutes will burn about 72 calories. Of course, the heavier you are and the more "vigorous" the sex, the more calories burned. And of course, like Sting, I can have sex for about 8 hours straight!!! (yeah, right).

Nothing troubles me.  I just disagree with you.  Should have said Decaf though, since it hardly qualifies for coffee, my bad.

and I know about "making weight". Admittedly, my sense of humor can be a bit off-center at times.

I never said a "large percentage" but I stand by what I said that I have met many women who indeed say they love it, and enough of them have had no reason to lie for me to believe that there are many women who indeed are "cum swallowing" sluts.

It's a shame that you've never met one, but that doesn't meant they don't exist, I sincerely hope that you meet one, or several before your dick stops working.

and yes, a TER poll on this subject would most likely be every bit as accurate as every other poll ever conducted here.

Roddy needs us to know he's a tough jock again.  I know that I'm impressed when he reminds us of what a stud he is.  But I'm afraid he played too many contact sports without a helmet.

I indeed know some of the gals you've reviewed...and I also know they wouldn't make a comment like you suggested.  Hence I know that it isn't likely that a gal would have said that to you...but on the oft chance that one or two did...then it is what it is.

Many disagree with my opines.....and many agree with them.

I've had plenty of gals take it all down...but most have said that it still tastes like saltwater.

Hey...someone signed that return.  Sure glad it wasn't me  LOL

All I'm suggesting is that even those who tell us they love it aren't ordering it at the bar.

Did  they really like the taste...or was it the excitement of getting a dude off?  From my POV I wouldn't care as long as she takes it CIM.

Posted By: swellingproblem

in the civvie world. A total "cum hound." She was a busty blonde and could have held her own providing, except she was studying to be a lawyer. One day, she kept me home at just kept giving me BBBJCIMs. After 10 blasts over 36 hours, I remember she said something like "personal best." Totally unpaid stuff. I was a poor graduate student then.  
   
 Another story is... a week I went crazy and saw three providers. They all said my cum tasted sweet. I usually just take the compliment and don't think anything of it, but a civvie girl said the same thing. Only common denominator was I was getting a lot of Chinese takeout. Guess they liked the Cream of Sum Yung Guy.  
   
 

You had to comment that you are "stronger then you chumps".  That matters how?

I've met one true cum whore. Sadly she's retired.  

Posted By: ChgoCPA

And there are cum whores as well...but they are in the minority.  While I can't boast that I've been with thousands of women over the years, I've seen plenty of hookers and civvies.  And honestly I have yet to find a real serious cum whore.  
   
 Many will do the CIM...but to find one that truly loves it..hasn't happened yet.  
   
 Hence I'll continue on that search...maybe one day I too will hear those words.  But I'll skip the pineapple juice and settle for a Bloody Mary, Coke Zero or a nice French Martini.    
   
 You do realize we had this debate a couple of years ago as well?  And I think it ended in a "no decision" then...just as it will now.    
   

Posted By: GaGambler

No more than a few weeks ago I had a young lady give me a BBBJCIM and as she was licking her lips, swallowing every drop including the little bit that had run down her chin, she murmured "yummy, that's sweet" I have no idea if the pineapple I had eaten the day before had the slightest thing to  do with it, but that comment will earn her several repeat visits from me, and if it turns out she was lying, so what?  
   
 Truth be told, while women that REALLY like the taste are the minority, it's not that rare, I've had enough civvie girls tell me they love it know it's not just about "customer service" because these civvies have zero reason to lie, especially the ones that just hooked up for a one night stand because they were horny little sluts. God I absolutely LOVE horny little sluts, too bad I am getting older and now I  mainly have to settle for horny little hookers,lol

But the pig I am I just can't see dropping bucks just for that (as they're not attractive IMO).  

Today I had a client from Greece, so I limited myself to two cups of coffee, some peanuts on the plane, and a banana.  Greek providers must have low body fat?!!

But great cardiovascular exercise too.