Relax. What could go wrong?

A young man wanted to purchase a gift for his new sweetheart for Valentine's Day, and, as they had not been dating very long, after careful consideration he decided a pair of gloves would strike just the right note: romantic, but not too personal.

Accompanied by his sweetheart's younger sister, he went to Nordstrom's and bought a pair of fine soft leather gloves. The sister purchased a pair of panties for herself.

During the wrapping the clerk mixed up the items and the sister got the gloves and the sweetheart got the panties. Without checking the contents, the young man sealed the package and sent it to his sweetheart along with this note:

  My Dearest,

  I chose these because I noticed that you are
  not in the habit of wearing any when we go
  out in the evening. If it had not been for
  your sister I would have chosen the long ones
  with the buttons, but she wears the short
  ones that are easier to remove.

  These are a delicate shade, but the lady I
  bought them from showed me the pair she had
  been wearing for the past three weeks and
  they were hardly soiled. I had her try yours
  on for me and she looked really smart.

  I wish I was there to put them on for you the
  first time, as no doubt other hands will come
  in contact with them before I have a chance
  to see you again.

  When you take them off, remember to blow in
  them before putting them away as they will
  naturally be a little damp from wearing.

  Just think how many times I will kiss them
  during the coming year. I hope you will wear
  them for me on Friday night.

  All my love,
  Roger

  P.S. The latest style is to wear them folded
  down with a little fur showing.


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