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I'm going now to lie in wait for the postman...
mrfisher 111 Reviews 75 reads
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Keep in mind you're talking to a guy who had a colonoscopy without any medication last week, so one of these is like chewing candy.

Also, half my office is up my ass every day,  so no sweat there.

A heap of snow?   Not even a freakin' candy cane?

 
Come on, you can do better than that.

 

I can look out the window if I want to see snow.

I hope it arrives in time to give you some X-mass joy.

It just doesn't appeal to me.  So feel free to stuff as much as you want up your ass and I will support your right to do it with my dying breath.  Well, maybe not that far. lol

but Christmas-themed sex toys.  It's especially kinky because fish is a Heeb.  So a Christmas-themed sex toy for him is like eating scallops wrapped in bacon.

Yeah,I was born into the tribe. Bastards cut 8" off my dick when I was 8 days old.
Since that time I've been grateful to practice being good to myself and others. Not much into xmas or any other theism.

As to arse play, wish mine would cooperate , but it seems to have it's own idea of what fun is. lol

Hope you all get what you would like for yourselves.

you would probably have said something else.  And avoided looking foolish.

Posted By: micktoz
Re: Jake, you are 3 threads slow with this.  
This one might be more fun.

Keep in mind you're talking to a guy who had a colonoscopy without any medication last week, so one of these is like chewing candy.

Also, half my office is up my ass every day,  so no sweat there.

Okay cannot figure out what Mr. F is saying??
Or do I just need more coffee?? 😀

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