I had scheduled an appointment with just 2 hours for me to get ready. I had a nice indian dinner and really loaded up my stomach with curry. It's my favorite but my mouth was smelling like curry afterwards. I then took care of business in the mensroom just to be safe, and then went about my way onto the highway.  

...and took a swig of mouthwash.  I couldn't spit it out going 70, so I waited until I exited.  At the red light, I opened the door, stuck my head out and spit it on the ground.  The guy behind me must have thought I puked!

and your point is??..

How's that SPOTY trophy nomination coming along for you?  

I guess I need to stop drunk posting. rofl

I should have known that someone in a '76 two-tone maroon Cordoba would pull a stunt like that.

"rich, Corinthian leather interior."

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How about some Chicken Salad and Mac n Cheese next time...

..... Spitting good alcohol out instead of the alternative and swallowing.

The story you tell is a " happens all the time " occurrence with us guys and I have been swallowing for years without any problems.

Wow, that sounds wrong.

and not only changed handles, but did so multiple times, and by doing so lost boatloads of SPOTY points, he would be the clear leader for SPOTY this year.

but the fact of the matter is, your moron DID lose all those SPOTY points, just like FIDIOT did last year, and now there is a wide open race for SPOTY.

and yes I am still counting on my little mushroom cap to repeat and I appreciate the kind words in that regard, but a week in Costa Rica is out of the question, I "might" be persuaded to pay for your first session if you manage to find your way down there though. lol

I do know one thing, If we had a category for the boards "grumpiest" poster, Fungy would win hands down. He has forced me to eat my words about BP even being in the same category where "grumpy" posting in concerned. I am not wrong often (that's my story and I am sticking to it), but on the "rare" occasions that I get something wrong, I am man enough to admit it, and yes I am eating those words I uttered a few months ago. Fungy is the undisputed king where it comes to "grumpy" posting. lol

and most likely SPOTY to boot.

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I fell out of my K car, as you're probably aware, its a nice reliable automobile.

That does sound wrong.  
I guess I'm a spitter not a swallower rofl

I have ever read. Too bad it was void of content.

Mm mm mm mmm mmm

I have never seen anyone who's constantly serious, permanently pissed, and grumpy as Dungus.  

but I suppose "Oriental" has gone out of style or is not politically correct......

ut I knew someone was going to say something about Asian and driving.  White people are too predictable. :p

Instead of "wasting" the remaining contents of a $2 bottle mouthwash, you splashed it all over yourself and your car, and just about seared a provider's lungs with the fumes.  

I never thought of it that way.

Of course the idea of "HoC with ginger and scallions" is rather funny as well.

come here hound, jump in the nice man's wok. lol