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I'm actually getting in touch with my sadistic side thanks to his feeble replies.
NewEnglandGangsta 3015 reads
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Mishap during my session. What would you have done?

So I was fucking this gorgeous hooker and she was eating out my ass. I had some exotic food for dinner earlier and I accidentally pooped a little bit. No joke here. Some of it got on her tongue. It was really embarrassing to say the least. We went to clean up and resumed.  I was very thankful that she still showed me a great time after. What a champ!  

When I kissed her after that, her breath still smelled like my ass but I didn't tell her. Note to self, avoid exotic food before a long appointment.

FrauleinMeisterKodern 1084 reads
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Gross stuff happens sometimes

Wow dude, that's really nasty. OMG! That provider is a champ. I sure hope you gave her a great review omitting that accidental scat play.

But, stuff like that happens, know what I mean jelly bean? I don't blame you for using an alias for that story, Jesus H Christ. Bleh!

I got a couple gross stories, and I'll share one. I'm a total lush on date nights, and if I'm with a trusted client, I really let loose and drink quite a bit. Usually, this is fun (eliminates my shyness and USUALLY lessens my gag reflex). But, once I accidentally vomited whilst performing a DTBJ. Woodford Reserve if I can recall. No joke, mouth full of barf with his dick still in my mouth, I paused with indecision for what seemed like an eternity. "Oh god, is this happening? Does he know I've puked? I don't think he knows I have puke in my mouth." So, to save face (and save his BJ because I am one dedicated hooker), I did the unthinkable. The terrible awful.

I swallowed it LIKE A BOSS and commenced the fellatio to completion, all without him taking notice.

-- Modified on 8/6/2014 1:03:34 AM

BigPapasan 3 Reviews 1081 reads
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3 / 54
I call bullshit, or rather - Gangsta shit. (eom)


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anonymousfun 6 Reviews 971 reads
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4 / 54
+1 Bigpapa

Gangsta is like kid with Mohawk and rainbow hair in the mall trying to get attention.

skarphedin 1162 reads
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5 / 54
As you can see, I am pretty much out of gags for this NEG troll account. Anyone want it? -e-



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GhostWriteroftheDamned 1037 reads
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6 / 54
DAMN!! Either watch what you eat prior to sex

or find providers/partners who are into coprophillia.

  I do hope you had the decency to properly tip her!

TheHoundOfCullin 9 Reviews 1096 reads
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7 / 54
Ding ding ding.. I hear the trolley from fantasy land coming.


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donziman99 15 Reviews 1102 reads
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8 / 54
Note to self, avoid sticking your tongue where another person shits...


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macdaddy1944 51 Reviews 887 reads
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9 / 54
huh

did she snap a photo of your ID before or after she ate your shit?..

Crazy Diamond 12 Reviews 1084 reads
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10 / 54
As the Diceman/hampster says in the TV commercial...

I don't know where to go with that...

SinCitySinner 65 Reviews 1006 reads
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11 / 54
Fuckin' trolls (e)


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skarphedin 1095 reads
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12 / 54
Fine. I just PM'd you the psswd for the NEG troll account. Let's see what you can do... -e-


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Tobi Telford See my TER Reviews 1419 reads
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13 / 54
Well this settles it.

I already wasn't believing the "hooker took a photo of my ID" story, but you totally blew your troll cover with this one. At this point, the odds that you've ever even seen an escort are pretty slim. Another straggler from 4chan, y'all!

Posted By: NewEnglandGangsta
So I was fucking this gorgeous hooker and she was eating out my ass. I had some exotic food for dinner earlier and I accidentally pooped a little bit. No joke here. Some of it got on her tongue. It was really embarrassing to say the least. We went to clean up and resumed.  I was very thankful that she still showed me a great time after. What a champ!    
   
 When I kissed her after that, her breath still smelled like my ass but I didn't tell her. Note to self, avoid exotic food before a long appointment.

JohnHooker 1057 reads
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14 / 54
SERIOUSLY DOESN'T ANYONE PAY ATTENTION TO YOU AT HOME !!!!!! E.O.M.


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Durhamdrew 19 Reviews 1168 reads
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15 / 54
Re: Well this settles it.

NO SHIT?

NewEnglandGangsta 1069 reads
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16 / 54
Sorry but my story is truthful, unlike your Aldo touch up photos being an accurate representation. E


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cocktail-party 1060 reads
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17 / 54
C'mon, like nobody's farted when getting a BJ?

I mean, you're all relaxed and everything... not that NEG isn't a complete bullshitter

Tobi Telford See my TER Reviews 1148 reads
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18 / 54
Hahaha awww. I know, I'm just soooo fat and ugly. Save me, Aldo, save me! -e-


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Tobi Telford See my TER Reviews 1157 reads
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19 / 54
If anyone's ever farted during a BJ from me, props to them because I've never noticed. -e-


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hbyist+truth=;( 951 reads
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20 / 54
Funny how some tricks knee jerk is to

bitch about a hookers images. Even when those images are SMOKING HOT!. They still have to find some fault as a reply when they have NOTHING of value to add. A simpleton does that. Hence, wanna be gangsta child is a simpleton.  

Wait, just wait for his reply....

SinCitySinner 65 Reviews 929 reads
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21 / 54
LOL (e)


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NewEnglandGangsta 1225 reads
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22 / 54
I'm sure you got your fan club but I wouldn't sleep with you even if you paid me.

We can stil be friends though,  or "frienemies", if you prefer. I set my standards a lot lower,  I mean significantly lower, in order to accommodate certain deficient and rude people when it comes to friendship so consider yourself lucky. :)

Tobi Telford See my TER Reviews 964 reads
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I'm actually getting in touch with my sadistic side thanks to his feeble replies.

I feel weird seeing his "you're fat"/"you're a WK" responses. He's truly drowning. Apparently his other defense is outing people...to themselves. It's kinda cute.  

Best part is, he called me "honest" until I started hurting his feelings.

hotplants 1167 reads
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24 / 54
But good news Tobi! Scratch-n-sniff technology has arrived.

His posts reek of so much BS that I can actually scratch my computer screen and smell them from here

Tobi Telford See my TER Reviews 996 reads
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25 / 54
Call me when they turn lemon flavored! -e-


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Panthera12 1124 reads
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26 / 54
Some of us are waiting for that PM

Are you going to share or not?

hbyist+truth=;( 1167 reads
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27 / 54
Check lower down

He is a typical butt hurt trick. Now he is stating he wouldn't see you if you paid him. Tobi, I know you're shattered at the thought of not having to service this sad little trick.  

I am surprised he has not trotted out the "scratching you off his to do list".  No he skipped that and went right to the "I wouldn't see you even you paid me".  

Well he can continue to insult you and you can continue to get paid. What some tricks don't get is that no matter how old, fat, bitchy or "fill in the blank" they feel hookers are, someone, somewhere is paying them.  

So, unless they can set up a website and peddle their dick, and make bank, I find these feeble insults a direct line to their insecurity

Tobi Telford See my TER Reviews 1340 reads
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28 / 54
You don't even understand.

I read that and was DEVASTATED. To think I'll never be able to fuck this guy

RespectfullyYours 9 Reviews 847 reads
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29 / 54
When the fuck is summer recess over.....

and you go back to getting your ass kicked on the daily bus ride to school?

inicky46 61 Reviews 1024 reads
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30 / 54
Apparently his other defense is outing people...to themselves. It's kinda cute.

Apparently we have some friends in common, lol

VIP_Boston_Companion 1158 reads
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31 / 54
Re: Sorry but my story is truthful, unlike your Aldo touch up photos being an accurate representatio

NewEnglandGangster, I have been following your comments on the Boston board and here because you are everywhere, clearly having nothing better to do with your time.

You obviously hate women and have zero respect for them. I am guessing you have a small penis and are bitter that you can't get a beautiful woman for free.

This story is absolutely disgusting and I, too, am doubtful that it even happened.  

I will play ball though and believe you for now that it did. In this case, the fact that you are retelling it here is proof that you aren't mortified like you claim to be, and actually think it is funny or admirable in some way. Like it makes you look like "cool".  

In reality, it makes you look childish, slobbish, and generally foul. I wouldn't touch you with a 10 foot pool after any of your posts, and especially after reading this, and I pity the girl who supposedly shared this revolting experience with you.  

My guess is you work in some menial position making a pittance and are bitter that the lovely ladies on here who work hard for a living are eclipsing you in the earning department -- as well as in the personality, looks, and social arenas.

And then you go and disrespect a reputable provider on here who calls bullshit on your stupid story, saying her pictures are fake and blah blah blah. Trying to make her look bad and bring her down because you are a resentful, insecure, small little troll.  

I don't even know you and I hate you. And I am pretty sure most of the ladies on here feel the same way.

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hotplants 1008 reads
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32 / 54
Oh, it's twue. It's twue. It's twue, it's twue! {e}


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NewEnglandGangsta 979 reads
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33 / 54
Respectfully Tobi's whiteknight. =E=



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USGrantlover 221 Reviews 1217 reads
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Re: I'm sure you got your fan club but I wouldn't sleep with you even if you paid me.

Now you're liking your own posts? Pretty damn lame.

Posted By: NewEnglandGangsta
We can stil be friends though,  or "frienemies", if you prefer. I set my standards a lot lower,  I mean significantly lower, in order to accommodate certain deficient and rude people when it comes to friendship so consider yourself lucky. :)

Dr Who revived 989 reads
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I did ask DA if I could use his template

But he won't share his site secrets.

I'm hoping to have mine ready to go by the end of the year.  Just not sure what the pricing should be.  

I don't want to be considered "high volume".  And I need to create that entire diatribe about my world travels and education at Ivy's.

But the real problem is Aldo is too busy right now.  And those Aldo pics are the key to getting the kind of women I want.  I am classy...and picky.  I'll add that to my front page so there's no misunderstanding.

Can I add your link to "my friend's" page?
Posted By: hbyist+truth=;(
He is a typical butt hurt trick. Now he is stating he wouldn't see you if you paid him. Tobi, I know you're shattered at the thought of not having to service this sad little trick.  
   
 I am surprised he has not trotted out the "scratching you off his to do list".  No he skipped that and went right to the "I wouldn't see you even you paid me".  
   
 Well he can continue to insult you and you can continue to get paid. What some tricks don't get is that no matter how old, fat, bitchy or "fill in the blank" they feel hookers are, someone, somewhere is paying them.  
   
 So, unless they can set up a website and peddle their dick, and make bank, I find these feeble insults a direct line to their insecurity.  
 

NewEnglandGangsta 938 reads
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Hey I gave you a like for posting a decent comeback.

You do know what a "like" is don't you? You've been around for a whole year now and all. Don't disappoint me girl. Don't let me down now.

RespectfullyYours 9 Reviews 1021 reads
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White knight? Last I looked, she's been kicking your ass all over the boards without any help.


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hotplants 1176 reads
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Whew...you really know how to take a guy down a notch

Not the 'White knight' offense. That's rough.  

So tell us. What's your new escalade---sorry escapade--- for tomorrow, designed to point out how evil providers are, or how stupid everyone but you is, or....maybe just another weird fantasy in your head that you can't resist posting on the Inet. C'mon....... give us a hint.

I can...er...can't hardly wait.....lol...

Dr Who revived 1127 reads
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Maybe we should ask Martellus Bennett to help?

He has problems playing well with others too  ;)

Tobi Telford See my TER Reviews 946 reads
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Re: Hey I gave you a like for posting a decent comeback.

Posted By: NewEnglandGangsta
You do know what a "like" is don't you? You've been around for a whole year now and all. Don't disappoint me girl. Don't let me down now.
1 year, 7 months, thank you very much

Tobi Telford See my TER Reviews 886 reads
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Any relation to Marcellus Wallace?


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JohnyComeAlready 885 reads
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You could have just said...

cut the crap

RespectfullyYours 9 Reviews 1012 reads
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Ah, but will you change your mind when you finally reach puberty?


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Jake45owens 13 Reviews 1008 reads
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Re: Any relation to Marcellus Wallace?

That was pretty fucking trippy!

NewEnglandGangsta 863 reads
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If you were a smart girl, this should be your proof that

You started this whole thing. All you did was show everyone proof that I was nice to you in the beginning. You threw the first punch.  That is an undeniable fact and you have yourself plenty of proof. Do you think people from the main line like to put up with a bitchy attitude especially when he treated you kindly? That's not how people with class treat each other.

Tobi Telford See my TER Reviews 1272 reads
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You are way, WAY too sensitive. -e-

Posted By: NewEnglandGangsta
You started this whole thing. All you did was show everyone proof that I was nice to you in the beginning. You threw the first punch.  That is an undeniable fact and you have yourself plenty of proof. Do you think people from the main line like to put up with a bitchy attitude especially when he treated you kindly? That's not how people with class treat each other.

inicky46 61 Reviews 632 reads
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You must be very relieved.

There's a new punching bag in town.  But don't worry, Pimpykins, we still love you, too.

JohnyComeAlready 909 reads
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Do you want to fuck me?

That's the only conclusion I can come to... with these here posts of your's

NewEnglandGangsta 1034 reads
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You are too. E


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inicky46 61 Reviews 817 reads
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I have no idea.

Perhaps you could post a pic so I can see if you're actually a hot chick.  I do know for sure I like fucking with you.  I plan on keeping it up

Tobi Telford See my TER Reviews 1171 reads
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Actually, I'm the one who laughs every time you call me fat for disagreeing with you. -e-


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JohnyComeAlready 894 reads
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I'm a man.

You can keep fucking with me. I just have to ask those questions, as I am a man who likes women.

 
... and wouldn't want to lead you on. I believe both gay and straight men who don't understand boundaries,  can't understand much of anything. Nick, I think you are gay or a woman. Which I'm fine with, as long as you let it be known

NewEnglandGangsta 990 reads
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Disagreeing is fine. You are entitled to your opinion but you were completely rude about it.

You say some profoundly rude things to a guy who was polite to you in the beginning and you wonder why he's mean to you.  

Do you expect every guy to kiss your butt like how all your spineless white knights do, regardless of how you treat them?  Sorry girl, but my dick doesn't come that easy. You treat me like shit then I am not just going to take it.

Tobi Telford See my TER Reviews 789 reads
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Hey man, be as "mean" to me as you want.

I'm just saying the ad hominem attacks are pretty weak in terms of advancing your arguments. I don't "wonder why" you do it at all, in fact I know exactly why.  

Posted By: NewEnglandGangsta
You say some profoundly rude things to a guy who was polite to you in the beginning and you wonder why he's mean to you.  
   
 Do you expect every guy to kiss your butt like how all your spineless white knights do, regardless of how you treat them?  Sorry girl, but my dick doesn't come that easy. You treat me like shit then I am not just going to take it.

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