http://www.freep.com/money/business/air24_20030424.htm

that most strip clubs are located near airports? Gives me a great idea for a new business. Strip clubs INSIDE the airport! What a great way to spend time on a lay-over. I wouldn't mind arriving 2 hours early for my next flight if I could get lap dances while waiting. Hmmmm, I wonder who to contact at LAX?

Unless they're offering "extras" like a membership to The Mile High Club or the choice to spend a few hours with the stipper of choice in the free hotel room you get

The Frankfurt Airport has a sex shop immediately outside the International arrivals door. You walk out the double doors expecting to see whoever is picking you up there and right there is a big flashy sex shop.

At one time there was actually a discussion to put a bordello in or around the Amsterdam airport.  That would've brought new meaning to the term "Layover".

The distance from Schipol to a bordello within Amsterdam is roughly 15 mins. Hardly an impediment to a "layover." And since there is a Casino within the secure portion of the airport, it's not a giant leap to imagine that someday an onsite bordello just might occur.

Quickies at Schipol Airport

From a newsgroup posting:
"After opening a casino a few years ago, Schiphol Airport
in Amsterdam will get a new attraction in the not-too-distant
future. The owner of upscale Amsterdam sex-club Yab Yum has asked
the airport for permission to open a branch of his business in
the transit area."
Only in the Netherlands!
Dogbreath

I don't know anything about a bordello within 15 minutes of Schiphol, but if one could get lucky and hit the trains just right, they could be in the RLD within 20 minutes.

Hmm . . . I think lap dances might be O.K., but then again, some severe turbulence could do damage to Mr. Winkie . . .

Can't say I'm into sex in unusual places just to say I did, but I can imagine there are some funny stories out there.

Being a completist, I had to join the mile high club.

I was flying an Egypt Air flight from Tokyo to Manila with my then-girlfriend, now wife... she is accustomed to me wanting to always break the rules. We did it in the tiny bathroom when most everyone was asleep (night flight)... she is very slender and leggy so we could position her on the little counter but it was hard positioning her legs, and I couldn't bend down really to DATY (poor her) but we did it. Pure novelty.

Other odd places:

The Shinkansen from Kyoto to Tokyo (that same trip, actually)
The gardens of the Swarzenberg Palace in Vienna
The physics library at the Georgia Institute of Technology (on a conference table)
The computer lab at the Economics school at Nagoya University
The swimming pool of the Oriental Hotel in Bangkok (actually the gardens near the pool)
Assorted outdoor locales, and in the back of a few limosines
It goes on.

The kinkiest place that I did NOT have sex, but could have:

When I lived in Japan, I bought a gynecology clinic (three stories, with clinic on level one, operating rooms on level two, and residence on three) to convert into a loft set-up... when I took ownership, all of the equipment was still there, since the company that was coming to take it off my hands hadn't yet arrived, and indeed I lived among speculums and the like for about a month. There were two operating rooms, one for deliveries, and one for abortions, both fully outfitted with stirrups and the like. It crossed my mind flittingly that it would be transcendently kinky to utilize these tables with stirrups... and then I realized that would pretty much be in the category of "sick", not "kinky" (especially in the case of the abortion table) so I purged the thought immediately. Despite how cool the house turned out, it was horrible from an "action" perspective, because many girls I brought there were convinced it was haunted by the ghosts of unborn babies... not a real sexy environment. I lease it out now as an art gallery, where the edgy past can be used to good effect.

O.