Take the song "Should've Been A Cowboy" by Toby Keith and replace Cowboy with Dildo.
It does work--look up the song with lyrics! Totally fun.What popular songs can apply to the hobby with just a little tweek? Here's two: "I was Paid to Love You" by Stevie Wonder; Can Buy Me Love by the Beatles.
.. Louis CK does a mean version of "Sitting on a Cock Cause I'm Gay".
Money can't buy love, but it can buy a lot of fun here. Lol
I'd prefer not just one song but the entire operetta of
"Pirates in Men's Pants."
No modification necessary. "Pay to Play" by Nirvana.
You have the very model of a hardened major genital.
I literally did laugh out loud! I can't even think of a decent (or indecent) response. Perhaps something based on "Three Little Maids From School Are We," from The Mikado? I could dress you like a Geisha.
I'd Do Anything For Love (But I Won't Do That)
No changes needed
"I will do anything for money, but I won't do that." While I am at it, my theme song is "Drunk Enough" by Angels Fall. See the Irony lol. Or, "The High Road" by Three Days Grace. I can't do Meatloaf or Meatball..whatever the fk y'all call that dude.
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"Hurt" by Nine Inch (nails)
“Roxanne” by The Police...
My favorite lyrics is "STOLEN CAR" By Sting
Enjoy the list.... hehehe...
I Dreamed A Dream" Les Misérables? or 'Lovely Ladies'
Woman Of The Night by the Bar-Kays
Sweet Painted Lady" Elton John
"Call me" Blondie
Killer Queen" Queen
Bad Girls" Donna Summer
None Of Your Business'Salt-N-Pepa
Lady Marmelade" by Labelle
"Sweetest Girl (Dollar Bill)" by Akon and "The A Team" by Ed Sheeran
House of the Rising Sun The ANIMALS.
Tina Turner: Private Dancer
Nickelback "Shakin Hands"?
Three Wooden Crosses" Randy Travis
"Queen of the Silver Dollar" and "Penicillin Penny" both by Dr Hook
"Fancy" by Reba McEntire,
"What Do You Do For Money, Honey" by AC/DC, and "Hot Child in the City" by Nick Glider all belong on the list.
What about Mama by Genesis???
Good lord...
What about "I hate everything about you" by Three Days Grace? Yes, much better. ![]()
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Two more from AC/DC: "Sink The Pink" and "Giving The Dog A Bone"
Oh, well, he's MIA anyway. Pussy!
And you'll never see me no more . Fo Sure !
You have ruined that song for me, forever...I'm sure I'll burst out laughing next time I hear it! ![]()
Take the song "Should've Been A Cowboy" by Toby Keith and replace Cowboy with Dildo.
It does work--look up the song with lyrics! Totally fun.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nAQVGx1vzrk
Gotta Fuckin Problem"
Yep...made me think of you fellas,.,,lo
This song by the honorable Snoop Dog exemplifies many hobbyist's true feelings for providers. Providers are not to be taken home to the family as Snoop Dog creatively states in this little song. They have only one use for the homies (Hobbyists?).
I give Snoop major props for this song and also props for the hobbyists honest enough to admit this is the real reason they drop hard earned cash on the providers! Snoop is not politically correct, but he is honest in his intent for women!
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