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singleton 5 Reviews 4917 reads
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they'll beam down to the smouldering remains of our planet (aka "Dystopia"), and right smack-dab in the middle of Times Square ... they will find a gigantic billboard of Jenna Jameson which having withstood a 12-Gigaton nuclear [sic] blast (or is "nucular"?)  suddently metamorphoses into a giant walking talking f*cking pornstar super-villain (anyone see that SIMPSONS' Halloween Special?) ... an exact scaled-up replica of the more modestly-sized little girls's toy doll of the day (this is the future remember) made by Mattel-Hasboro-AOL-TimeWarner-Exxon-Microsoft-Halliburton GmbH Global Inc Ltd

and then that every little girl's favourite [sic] Super-Slut-Barbie Jenna(TM) giant-sized doll goes on to find her slut-sistahs (Madonna and Britney) -- cuz you see in the future all our celebrities will be a blurred hybrid of braindead hollywood actresses, wicked-as-sin pornstars and musically-challenged chanteusses! -- and reunited they sing sing sing as the crane-operated cameras swirl overhead and about them  ... to the tune of ka-ching ka-ching ka-ching ... and the rest was ... as they say ... money-making HER-STORY


"$luty $istahs ... are doing it ... for themselves!"

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[deep breath] ... ran out of steam on that one ... had some grand finale planned, but it ended up going no where .. oh well ... gotta run!  :-)

singleton5223 reads


just saw Tucker Carlson interview Briney Spears on CNN. i was wondering if anyone else saw it ... frankly, 'twas hilarious, he was looking at her with this disapproving frown the whole time (good for him) and she was just ditzing out to the MAX, chewing bubble-gum and acting like the 13-yr-old which she still is (emotionally)

Tucker, who i admire even as a Leftist (for his intelligence not his views), dogged her on some political questions: do you support this president, the war, etc?  to which she replied (like a pre-programmed focus-group-tuned robot: "i believe we should trust our president" etc)

when he asked her (paraphrasing) 'how do you reconile your current slutty image with your old fans?' and the Madonna kiss/etc, she gave the usual inane defensive answer, 'just having phun, is all' ... (oh yes, she also said she wants to phuck singleton's brains out, but the audio dropped out right at that moment ;-)


anyway, i guess i'm just venting cuz the more i see her pro-teen pudgy bubblegum-snapping "phat" pretty face on the tube the more i cringe (or so it seems) ... in fact, i'm beginning to develop this fantasy of kidnapping her and taking her to my dungeon, donning the restraints (leather straps, dog-collar, horse harness, blindfolds, red ball-gag, handcuffs, did i leave anything out? PIG?  ;-)   AND ... read her whole passages from Tucker Carlson's new book!  

LOL

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megapig5089 reads

I'm afraid it's a sign of the [our] ages, Bubba.

I remember listening to 'my' music as a kid and having my father (a product of the Big Band & Swing era) saying 'turn that crap down!  It's not music and it's too damned loud') and remember thinking to myself "Old man, it's not too loud, you're too old!"

Later in life, I remember working with kids in their 20's who would literally go NUTS at the strains of Muzak (elevator music) and I used to think that I was somehow superior because I could listen to Tommy Dorsey, Muzak, Iron Butterfly and / or smashing pumpkins and at least tolerate that which I couldn't really appreciate.

But nowadays ... when the radio is tuned to that black girl-group-monotonous-tight-chord-repetitive-harmony and / or Hip/Hop "Motherf*cker kill the bitch" stuff I think to myself that it's not really music and it's too damned loud.  and I just KNOW that my kid is thinking "Old man, it's not too loud, you're too old!"

Madonna - if kissing Britney is all you can think to do to provoke people ... your 15 minutes are UP!

Cher - Babe, I won't go to or watch your Farewell Tour unless I get it in writing that you're really going to GO!

Britney, Christina, Spice Girls, et al - you all just blur together into one teeny bopper that seems to have only one effect on society lately, that of bringing back crop tops and for that I thank you.  Other than that, you're what the military calls "not a factor" and I'll wait patiently until your careers fizzle and you're reviewed as providers here.

Singelton - the beauty of the system is that these little fluffs get older every day and their singular appeal starts to fade and sag ... while guys like us get more distingusished looking.

Life is good.

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Your name here4123 reads

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A Spectator3976 reads

right in front of you and gave you one hell of a good time, you will probably change your mind like me and quickly turn into a fan. :-)

However, I have to admit that Christina Aguilera is looking worse in recent days.  If that is the way she chose to express/distinguish herself, I guess she has to follow where her heart goes.

BTW, I am not someone who is a huge music fan.  Movies, photos and books are those that interest me.


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megapig3499 reads

Spec .. buddy ... you have to remember few things:

There were beautiful women singing and lap dancing long before Christina was born ... and somehow we managed.  There will be beautiful women singing and lap dancing long after Christina's has faded into ancient memory [current estimate:  8/11/04 14:30Est] ... and we'll manage.

As for ME .... if I even NOTICE the music ... if my concentration hasn't been brought to an ice-pick point of focus on the girl to the point of blocking out the music ....

SHE AIN'T DOING HER JOB!

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A Spectator2467 reads

the latest hits.  It is good to be open minded at times.  Lol.

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singleton3046 reads


i actually agree with everything you just said [gasp] ... wait!  let me read it again, and double check to make sure .... ok ... swing bands, yes! .... old man, no .... Smashing Pumpkins, yes .... f*ck that trash gangsta-rap, OH GOD YES! [ugh] ... Madonna washed-up, check ... Brit-Spice-Pop blurring, bingo! ... waiting patiently to bone aging 'fallen-stars'?, you know it DOG, what was the M in M.I.L.F. for again?  ... and finally, let's see .... and "life is good"  WRONG! but that's a small point  ;-)  ... let's just say it's not in my nature to be content

WOW ... so it's true then, we agree 100% in this post ... i guess maybe life isn't as bad as i thought ... but you know, i have a bad feeling about this sorta thing .... cuz when folks like us start to agree it can only be an omen of the coming apocalypse! LOL

either that or as 'spacey' wisely pointed out you and i should make a run for the "El Casa Blanco" ... talk about a "fair and balanced" ticket!  

LOL

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i'm willing to bet i'm not the only one here who's into Swing!  ;-)

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megapig4666 reads


Yes, we do agree.   ANd I have to compliment you ... you've come a LONG way in a short time!

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singleton4113 reads


and perhaps it shouldn't have taken a LONG time for you to cross such a short distance

;-)

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MrSelfDestruct3167 reads

If you guys aren't two of the most "imbalanced" individuals I have the pleasure of being acquainted with, then I will become the president of the Britney Spears fan club! :)  That is why you would be the perfect presidential ticket... the country is more balanced when someone who is sexually imbalanced is in the White House.  We need to think about sex and not death.

Speaking of the self-absorbed Ms. Spears, as the recent VH1 specials on her and other pop/hip-hop superstars so vividly documented, they wouldn't be the successes they are unless they were who they are...and I don't mean that in a good way.  The fault is more ours in glorifying such celebrities, as the good people from "60 Minutes" so bluntly pointed out in the attached article.

As for you, Singey, you may be right about swing (as my Edward Kennedy Ellington CD's attest to), but as far as Britney, I think your mentioning her so much illustrates that you not only are obsessed with her (in spite of your protestations to the contrary), but that your whole bit about being so hot for flat-chested brunettes is just a cover for your hidden love of busty blondes.  


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Related Link: http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/ap/tv_60_minutes_celebrities

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singleton3590 reads


mention my dear little "flat-chested brunettes" in the same sentence with your "busty blondes" ?


pistols at dawn ok? ........ say 6:48:32 EST -ish ?

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MrSelfDestruct2278 reads

is reserved for someone less furry than you, squirrely one.

And as for "my" busty blondes, unlike you, most of the ladies from the entertainment world I mention in threads on the DB do not fall into this category (the "kiss" thread doesn't count... I was talking about the kiss being hot, not the participants).  Remember, I stated just a couple of weeks ago that I lust after Isabelle Huppert.  
However, I will gladly take care of your small busted brunette while you go chase Britney.  C'mon, admit it...Spacey understands your Lolita syndrome!  Remember, I lusted after Mena Suvari. :P

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singleton3649 reads


"Bring on the Nubiles"  -- The Stranglers

i'll be there will bells on (and later, with chains on, as i'm dragged away by LE ;-)

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singleton3546 reads


;-)

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MrSelfDestruct3431 reads

And thanks for giving credit where credit is due, beyaatch.  See if I do anything but razz you now.

You just have sour grapes over the Princess.  Nyah nyah.

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Puck3745 reads

My ex used to love giving me head on the freeway to her music - i made a special 'party' cd of her stuff just for those late night homeward trips from Hollywood.

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VonRyan3054 reads

...in LA traffic no less...I knew there was a good reason why women pay considerably less for car insurance in LA LA land.


Cheers!

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MfSD3947 reads

In regards to Britney, I must reflect on the words of the immortal A. Dice Clay, and his introspective take on another female icon of a generation past.............Mother Goose........ I fucked her  ( :

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hueyfan5560 reads

is their 15 minutes of fame...which should be up anytime now.

I, for one, think Christina, Britney, Justin and the whole teeny bopper craze is a bunch of no-talents.  As a marketing person, I am impressed by their management and record companies.  It's all about packaging and promotion.  How many no-talents (now has beens, New Kids, Spice Girls, etc.) can you count?

However, I must admit a great deal of their appeal is strictly appearance.  I did watch part of Britney's HBO special (with the sound down) : )

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llcar2666 reads

marketplace there will be mostly crap on the radio.  Also, it's not just the teenie-bopper pop music that sucks.  Not too many good rock bands nowadays.

Just what will the alien anthropologists think ?  They'll conclude we stuck dagger's in our F'in ears.

Lyrics from Tool:

********************************************************

...
Some say a comet will fall from the sky.
Followed by meteor showers and tidal waves.
Followed by faultlines that cannot sit still.
Followed by millions of dumbfounded dipshits.

Some say the end is near.
Some say we'll see armageddon soon.
I certainly hope we will cuz
I sure could use a vacation from this

...

Fuck these dysfunctional,
Insecure actresses.

...

Cuz I'm praying for rain
And I'm praying for tidal waves
I wanna see the ground give way.
I wanna watch it all go down.
Mom please flush it all away.
I wanna watch it go right in and down.
I wanna watch it go right in.
Watch you flush it all away.

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singleton4918 reads


they'll beam down to the smouldering remains of our planet (aka "Dystopia"), and right smack-dab in the middle of Times Square ... they will find a gigantic billboard of Jenna Jameson which having withstood a 12-Gigaton nuclear [sic] blast (or is "nucular"?)  suddently metamorphoses into a giant walking talking f*cking pornstar super-villain (anyone see that SIMPSONS' Halloween Special?) ... an exact scaled-up replica of the more modestly-sized little girls's toy doll of the day (this is the future remember) made by Mattel-Hasboro-AOL-TimeWarner-Exxon-Microsoft-Halliburton GmbH Global Inc Ltd

and then that every little girl's favourite [sic] Super-Slut-Barbie Jenna(TM) giant-sized doll goes on to find her slut-sistahs (Madonna and Britney) -- cuz you see in the future all our celebrities will be a blurred hybrid of braindead hollywood actresses, wicked-as-sin pornstars and musically-challenged chanteusses! -- and reunited they sing sing sing as the crane-operated cameras swirl overhead and about them  ... to the tune of ka-ching ka-ching ka-ching ... and the rest was ... as they say ... money-making HER-STORY


"$luty $istahs ... are doing it ... for themselves!"

---

[deep breath] ... ran out of steam on that one ... had some grand finale planned, but it ended up going no where .. oh well ... gotta run!  :-)

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elegantelise4734 reads

yeah, I typed it!

I won't say I like them all, but some of them make me feel young, make me feel like dancing.

I LOVE Chrisitina's "Stripped" CD.  I like her little poochy tummy her booty, and her CURRENT image.  A little seedier than the former blonde fluffy one.

I don't take cable, so I'm not getting this stuff crammed down my throat 24/7, I enjoy the snippets I get on the fluff new channels.  I enjoy fluff.

Yeah, I typed that too.  I CRAVE the lighter side of life these days.  That's what entertainers do for us.

Madonna's "Music" track is another great one to shake my bod to.  A great endorphin push!

And I enjoy my Doors albums just as much as the rappers sometimes.  So shoot me for enjoying and not Hatin as the kids say.  Anything that brings a smile is worth its weight in gold, as they say.  If I don't like it, I don't buy it.  (no radio in the car, I depend on tapes off of the CD's I invest in!)

Call me the smiling minimalist!  And quit the hatin of entertainers! (Just turn them off and don't buy them!) Save the hatin for the politicians!

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llcar3736 reads

I think Christina has a lot of singing talent (she needs to stop wearing the clothes she's been wearin - or go to the gym).  It's the damn Britneys, Beyonces, JLos (some okay songs), Justins, Avriles, ... that I'm sick of.  

Anyway, you keep shakin your groove thang (but please not in public if you are not so inclined - Oh, that reminds me.  What the hell is up with Madonna.  She's been in the biz for 20 years and she still can't dance.  And that damn Kylie Minoque - she got an award for best dance video ? My God, she dances like Madonna on crack - I do like her ass though.  Not that I can dance, but if it was my job I would sure as hell learn).

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ThePatriot3357 reads

All I can say is that I still have not found any artists worth buying a CD player for. Yup!! I pirate a few things to tape occasionally and enjoy my collection of LPs.
[anyone here remember  Neilson's  The Point???]

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