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and Porky says to the Madame, "Bacon your lardon, ma'am, but do you have any ladies that can keep it squeal and are OK with wallowing?"  Before the shocked Madame can answer Quasimodo says to Porky, "I've a hunch you need to gargoyle some mouthwash before you'll be allowed to pork any of these fine ladies in the chops."  Flabbergasted, she looked at Simon.  After a long moment he looked at Porky and Quasi and said, "You two are slaves to your baser instincts."  Then he whipped it out

WickedBrut2255 reads

Can anyone come up with a story and punch line to this setup?

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JohnyComeAlready563 reads

The GD board is over there. (points over yonder)

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"What do you boys think you're going to find here?" Said the Madame. "I don't know about these two," said Quasimodo, "but I have a hunch."

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Posted By: 39Steps
"What do you boys think you're going to find here?" Said the Madame. "I don't know about these two," said Quasimodo, "but I have hunch."
-- Modified on 7/23/2014 2:50:43 PM

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and Porky says to the Madame, "Bacon your lardon, ma'am, but do you have any ladies that can keep it squeal and are OK with wallowing?"  Before the shocked Madame can answer Quasimodo says to Porky, "I've a hunch you need to gargoyle some mouthwash before you'll be allowed to pork any of these fine ladies in the chops."  Flabbergasted, she looked at Simon.  After a long moment he looked at Porky and Quasi and said, "You two are slaves to your baser instincts."  Then he whipped it out

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Posted By: thehumanist
and Porky says to the Madame, "Bacon your lardon, ma'am, but do you have any ladies that can keep it squeal and are OK with wallowing?"  Before the shocked Madame can answer Quasimodo says to Porky, "I've a hunch you need to gargoyle some mouthwash before you'll be allowed to pork any of these fine ladies in the chops."  Flabbergasted, she looked at Simon.  After a long moment he looked at Porky and Quasi and said, "You two are slaves to your baser instincts."  Then he whipped it out.  
   
 

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