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I'll pass on Mr. Big... Bring me over Mr. Average--much easier to have fun with! (EOM)
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paingod3806 reads

Anyone read about Mr. Big, Jonah Falcon.  Here's an excerpt from the latest issue of Rolling Stone:

"Mr. Big" - Rolling Stone, June 12, 2003
The average adult penis, accorindg to the Kinsey Institute, measures just under six inches when erect. Most men - about eighty-seven percent - are between five and seven inches.  Dr. Alfred Kinsey found that the largest reported penis was a bit more than nine inches erect.

Jonah Falcon's penis is 9.5 inches flaccid, 13.5 inches erect.  Tense your forearm.  Now wrap your hand around the middle of the muscle.  That is the girth of Falcon's erection.  Those who have witnessed it describe it as "grotesque," "gorgeous,"
"hideous"  and "stunning."  Falcon, who stands five foot nine, thinks his penis is perfectly formed, with a fifteen-degree
downward curvature at the six-inch mark and absent the
blotching, lumpiness and sudden bends that mark some oversize sex organs.  A penis this size functions, physiologically, like any other, according to urologists, a claim substantiated by Falcon.  His balls are proportionately huge, each the size of a
grade-A jumbo egg.  When erect, Falcon's penis generates enough heat to warm hands - campfire style - from a distance of six inches.

Dayam!

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loverofwomen3093 reads

I don't get any. (grin)

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GLisHJ4019 reads

dildos, she picked up the biggest one and said to the other lady "This one would be like giving childbirth".

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singleton3525 reads

"Dr. Alfred Kinsey found that the largest reported penis was a bit more than nine inches erect."

that's just laughable ... how about 12" (Lexington Steele) ... talk about "monstrous"

though a few girls have told me that there is absolutely nothing "grotesque" about it. if only they would lavish such praise on my LACK of size  :(











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Ozymandias2785 reads

I wonder if he passes out when he gets an erection...

O.

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IamSilky2968 reads

I agree completely...This is from a previous post on this subject:...."I love a good fit..I, personally, can't "Deep Throat" over 8", so orally, much more is a waste. I love to stroke a well-hung man and visually their hot, but let's face it, physically, we aren't built for 13 to 16" vaginaly.  Which reminds me of a story one of my clients told me, He and an old  Cowboy actor, Rory Calhoun, were transporting some horses to the Ariz. border one day, when they stopped at a gas station to relieve themselves. Standing at the urnal, my client looked down and saw about a 9" flacid penis on his friend. When the actor saw his stare, he quickly finished, zipped up and left the restroom without a word. Walking up to the truck, he found Rory leaning against the door, he looked up at my client and said " Every man thinks it would be great to be hung like one of these horses, well, let me tell you it's not all it's cracked up to be...more like a nightmare." It seems when he was younger, he never worked on being a good lover, since he believed women should be honored to be with him. Then as he gained more experience, he found many woman were afraid of his size and turned off. He said that now, (At that time he was about 55) physically, it was much harder to even get hard, so it was more like trying to get a boiled noodle through the eye of a needle, to have sex....I guess this is one area that "Just Average" is a good thing"...Kisses, Robyn

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loverofwomen3157 reads

Back in 1975, I knew a guy whose penis was nine inches flacid.  I know, because we shared a locker room together on a regular basis.  Naturally, the question came up as to how long it was when he was aroused.  He told me it was fourteen inches.  When I -- along with the other guys -- expressed our admiration (and, frankly, our envy), he confided that he couldn't get laid, literally, for love nor money.

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Tatoogirl743920 reads

ouch....I would rather have average or smaller anyday!!!

Shaye

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hard2no2767 reads

It ain't all that it is cracked up to be!  Having a big tool can be a nightmare at times (and to think that for years I thought I was small...long story there).  I'm not Lexington Steele length, but that "largest reported penis was a bit more than nine inches erect" is BULL!  I'm about 9.5" - 10" and it is not so great to have a woman rub on you and give you a sideways look...then he comes out and there is a 10-15 minute discussion of "DAMN! What do you think we're going to do with that?!"  

Fellas, take the average and be VERY happy with it.  You don't have to worry about making a woman bleed...have to hold back so you don't enter her uterus (I hate that feeling...and she will too!)...be told we can't do this or do that because you are too big.  

Now, I never really had a problem getting laid, but it's much tougher to get the woman to do certain "normal" things (didn't know that women really like doggy style, because with me it was "UH-UNN!").

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Atlmarriedguy3958 reads

I always tell myself that those of us with the smaller units can fit then into more places. :)

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singleton4469 reads


Very well "put"


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Melanie Love3005 reads

it's not the size honey, that counts: it's how you use it! ;)

Mel :)

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