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saturnsky 304 reads
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sure if you have a huge penis, then I'll know not to book. Outside of work, not remotely interested...but then again, I'm possibly an isolated incident.

FIDCUOF2063 reads

On the way into work this morning I was listening to a local radio program which is usually really funny.  The topic of discussion was "Sex-ing" meaning sending sexy text messages and photos.   Couple of guys said they sent pictures of their cocks and women sent pictures of tits and ass.   Women would you rather see a picture of a mans cock hard or limp.  For example, if your man were to send you a sexy picture would you want his cock to be rock hard or soft?  What would you prefer?

MeatHelmet454 reads

it's "sexting."  And it's not new.  Kids have been doing it for years.  Rep. Anthony Wiener lost his seat in Congress for doing it.


Not only grown up but also uninformed.

Have heard of Mobile Phones and Smart Phones? They can take pictures too. It is modern technology. Just FYI.

saturnsky305 reads

sure if you have a huge penis, then I'll know not to book. Outside of work, not remotely interested...but then again, I'm possibly an isolated incident.

hotplants255 reads

change penis to pussy and I'd still have to say: fer crying out loud. Don't text me pics of your junk.

That said, I would probably never respond in the first place. I know there's a block phone# feature somewhere in my phone.

saturnsky182 reads

..There are just some things I don't really want to see on my phone/email and yes in the case of men sending pics of their junk..immediate delete.

Why would you send a picture of your penis at a time when it looks small?  Hell, might as well take the picture after you get out of a cold shower.  It will get the same response.

And put on a puppet show with it, maybe the ladies would be a little interested.

Of course, most guys take a pic of a hard dick.  What the purpose of getting a small dick pic?
I've seen some providers who say 'go easy' when I penetrate them ... don't like giant dicks.  
I think most providers prefer a normal size dick, but some women do like giant dicks ...

LeftWingLock247 reads

You are a dick after all.  Have fun with that.  

FIDCUOF193 reads

I'd slap you with mine if I could loser  :  ;)    LOL   HA HA HA

most here are saying, you can do better than this-but don't go for attention in an outrageous way or you'll get bashed and worse maybe attacked by the TER Super Women who has swallowed men whole, at least in her kind of rhetoric.  

I'm saying, I doubt you can do better than this-but don't go for attention in an outrageous way or you'll get bashed and worse maybe attacked by the TER Super Women who has swallowed men whole (that part is true)

You are doing the same thing, except you are calling one person out mostly because you are finally getting some attention. Good for you


Wow I do believe you just referred to yourself as a loser. Nothing better than that, lol

Posted By: FIDCUOF
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-- Modified on 12/1/2012 5:02:59 PM

Ummmm. That is the #1 thing most girls say they hate. Any dic pic.
               And #2 is a limp dick on a date.
Limp dicks on the phone, and in the bedroom...Limp dicks everywhere!! Poor girls.
I like to keep my dick pics to myself. :D
Shit! My dick has a tv show, but you will never see it!
MacBooks are great. He's got a theme song and everything!

JUST NO! Unless you're a Hormonal 17-year old Girl (ie. she *MIGHT* have seen 3-in her life--including her Dads). If you're hung like a Horse, the pic will be traded simply on a WTF!!!! Basis--will *NOT BE* as a "turn on"I need this guy *NOW*

Furthermore, if you know basic Anatomy. There's only so much Length a woman's *cough, er um*-her VA-Jay Jay canal will handle. AND (hear the Gong ringing)..

---Side Bar---Also, for the Love of God, if she speaks Greek, TALK SOFTLY. A girl--friend of mine let her boyfriend try. Got too exited-went drilling right in and you guessed it, took the wind out of her and she dropped to the floor/needed to catch her breath (and surely *NOT* from pleasure).

If you *ARE* hung like a horse, unless she knows you know how to use it (ie. you're not a JACK HAMMER type). Improperly used, you can cause a woman to have somewhat/rather serious pain. Pounding against the wall where the canal ends Uterus.

Plus a Women's fantasy is much different than men. They go from A....Z to rev their motor., get warmed up. Guys go to R (or God forbid Z). to get Cranking. It's why there's a SUPREMELY MAGICAL THING called "foreplay" (that is if you want her happy too). --Also, the STRAIGHT--girlfriends I know, prefer female/female videos----more erotic, don't care to see dude jack hammering.

Unless said pecker is freak show material JUST NO! JUST NO! do not send COCK pics to a woman...EVER!  (well, unless you are "Thumbkin"--girl I dated once SWORE, SWORE (still don't believe her) Guy she hooked up with his dick was no bigger than her Thumb---She swore she was not kidding.Grabbed her hand said "LIKE THAT?!? THAT! are you kidding??

Asked, did he just get out of the Pool, a shower, something...OH NO NO, he was ready for Action.."Thumbkin"--send that...cause I've yet to see that! (still can't believe it).

However, you have a pecker with *GIRTH* the size of all 5-fingers pulled together---as long as she trusts you know how to use it---Hmmm, could be fun (GIRTH--much more important than Length).
Grasshopper, think why?

FINALLY --The only thing that makes a Dude more of a TOOL than sending Dick pics, slight bit more egregious if you send a woman with pics "posing" your muscles in a bathroom pick in whitey tightness.
JUST NO!!

Want to impress her? send her the pics of you on the Beach/Tan/Dark Sunglasses/Shirt less--she can get an idea.

NO COCK PICS PERIOD!





Edit:PS, oh by the way an illustration that might help. A normal woman (aroused or not)--Vaginal Cavity ranges from 5-7 inches..WOW!! Magical Number--Wonder why nature did that since a Dude's averages (depending on ethnicity)---5.5-7.5 inches long..WOW!!! Nature did something right.

See where you hit the "cross roads"
http://www.urologyhealth.org/urology/articles/images/anatomy_UterusVagina_coronal.jpg

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AND GUESS WHAT "Alice Says"
I also hope you understand that different couples have different "fits" when it comes to their genitals, and that when it comes to penis-in-vagina intercourse, a male partner putting his penis into the vagina to the base of his penis isn't comfortable or always comfortable for every woman.

For plenty of women with male partners with larger-than-average penises, a male partner putting his penis all the way in may NEVER be comfortable. Since angles are also an issue -- the vaginal canal is curved slightly upward, and erections can have all sorts of different curves of their own -- vaginal entry that's "all" the way in may be comfortable in some positions, or not others. Hopefully, before heading into intercourse, you'll both have other sexual experiences first so that you understand some of that already.
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Better said, you have a 12-16' pecker---she'll pass.

-- Modified on 12/1/2012 3:19:46 AM

"Nature" does not care what size you are. Thus neither does a woman. (excluding Thumbkin--still yet to prove this beast exists).

However, while women don't "need" (like a man)--an 'orgasm"--to have babies...you know, it's kind of the "RIGHTEOUS" gentlemanly thing to do. Then again, it's your dime and I'm sure she's seen every asshole in the book, so just add you to the next.

However, should you care...her CLIT is taken care of...and *NO* does not mean to hook up the Dewalt DRILL and go to town. It's more sensitive that our tip--and I don't want a Dewalt Drill humming near it.

However, you want her motor revved...(DON'T PANIC)--only temporary--however have her lay on her back, *CLOSE* her legs together---take this magical cock you speak of--instead of using the picture, slowly (using your Johnson) massage that area of her CLIT (just aim for the top of her "Va Jay Jay"-----you should find it (she'll let you know) fucking ASK--if she doesn't...not a bad request..least knows you're trying to please her too....But, leg's closed--gentle take time---massage slowly....

Pretty good signal she's ready, shell flip herself over going doggie style (or maybe open up for access).

If neither, look for the tell tale signs...red around her neck...erect nipples---then gently take control...roll her over..pull her up...slide in gently--the reason that's important--you've just touched the MAGIC JOY BUTTON--and it's SENSITIVE--VERY SENSITIVE--you go jack hammering--will turn into pain.

She'll let you know, you got your grove on...you're into *THE ZONE TOGETHER*---things will get freaky--PATIENCE grasshopper. You're not running the 40-yard dash.

Again, cause you started with "COCK PICS"---trying to make clear...it's *NOTHING* to do with *COCK* (ever heard "Motion of the Ocean"---TAH DAH---Dude with "Motion of the Ocean, he's hitting the "JOLLY BUTTON"

Course (*straightens my tie*) has never happened to me....*grin*---However, notice in a porn movie, while in middle of sex, sometimes a girl will rub the top of the "TRIANGLE"..--not sticking her fingers into anything---just massaging the top--THAT my friend is a CLIT MASSAGE--since Jack Hammer dude doesn't care (he' gets paid 1/20th what women do......probably why doesn't care).

So, in conclusion, instead of worrying about COCK pics (erect or otherwise)--Study up on Clits, G-Spots, How to arouse a woman. BECAUSE if you do, and "IF" she's screaming..."OH GOD,OH GOD"---and CLEARLY not faking it---THAT is worth $$$ in my book  Then again, I'm a "Meet in the middle" type negotiator...

I have a partner in the civvie world that turns me on IMMENSELY. I plead with him to send me nude pictures so I can drool over them in my free time.

However, when a man sends a picture of his penis unasked...Then that's just gross. Also, I find some c*cks to be more physically attractive than others. If it looks like it created by Greek sculptures to rival the statue of David (like my partners), then send away. (I'm jesting)

;-) I get random dick photos and they don't brighten up my day. I quickly delete them, and I don't respond to the sender/offender. One time I did say "What is that?!!" He replied " it's my dick, what, you don't like it?". I said " No I don't. I would of been more impressed with a simple hello".

I have talked about dic pics with other providers and I hear that I am not alone in my feelings.

I don't understand why men do that  unless there still in high school one way or the other.

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