I put that one on the "suggestions" board.  Let's strike a blow for literacy together.

Next time, just scroll down this board to where Girl Next Door has posted and PM her...before you post something like this and she sticks a lightning bolt up your azz. :P

Yes. We met at a pet store. He is soft and fluffy and answers when I call him. He costs less than $100 a month to feed. I secured him with papers for $1200.00 and then found out he was technically a mut so my friends say I got taken but I don't care. He is now 5 years old and on occasion does a little poopie on the carpet. But behold, he is a joy.

With the papers, a chip in his back, three tags and a constant supply of food and water, I would say he's not going anywhere. Not that I'm insecure or anything. I don't think I'm ready for ar real relationship. Poor guy would have to be sedated for all that metal tagging.

familiarity breeds contempt.  As someone once said, the best antidote for those in love is a powerful set of spectacles.

I saw her in high school and we spent the next thirty years together.