TER General Board
To tell you the truth, I was kinda trying to time it. Looking at the tally till it got around 749, 800 or so and then I was gonna get some poor lady to be my victim if anything for the dubious distinction of being TER's 750,000th review.
But it crept up on me, in my drunken stupor as you prophesied so well, and I missed out.
I spent most of last evening chatting with a lovely lady, a dear friend, that was in a funk of sorts, and just this morning got a text from her thanking me for being there for her. To me, that's worth a hell of a lot more than 5 years of free VIP.
And to answer your last question, I alternated between beer and rum and cokes... 
Mikey. they broke the mold when they made you! What were ya drinkin' last night? Hey defend that belly button man, or someone might rape it!
We superglued a beachball to this guy's head when he was passed out? I used to do all sorts of stupid shit to people when they couldn't hang with the big dogs.
Why do you think my tolerance is so high? Just for the fact karma is gonna catch me at a weak moment.. lol!
BTW, I'd give your left nut to fuck Kelly Monaco...!
i had a champagne/wine emotional breakdown because my husband wasn't around. i drank $500 worth of a 95 salon and Chateau Margeax. im glad i didn't drink my cherished Perrier-Jouet. You really think i'm worth $1,050? TY sweety for seeing me through the "funk"
i know the board rough-necks will chastize you for reaching out to another human being but you have carved your way into my heart honey.
cya soon hopefully, health be willing 
my head hurts like a supersized watermellon today
im not a guy you neolithic asshole. im the wife of a well respected member of this community and you had fucking better learn that quickly
but im not oppossed to a little tickling now and again