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If There Were Only One Form Of Expression
BluesClue 1 Reviews 3059 reads
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we would all be brain dead.

hrnyguy316002 reads

Several days back, Michelle posted a message in which she enumerated several of her "aliases", which were really synonyms for prostitute, then several contributors, self included, added ones she had left out. It got me to thinking not only about how many names there are for the world's oldest profession, but nicknames for other pastimes as well. On one occasion,several of my guy friends were coming up with other expressions for masturbation, and I became convinced that there are more expressions for whacking off than any other in the English Language. Then after Michelle's post, I decided it might be a close race. Are there any other English words that have anywhere near the number of synonyms as these two? Is it just coincidenc that they both involve male pleasure? I've seen it read & heard it said that Eskimo's have hundreds of names for snow, because it is an important factor in their lives. Sex must be very important to the English speaking male!

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smitty23547 reads

Getting back to Michelle's post,here is a little trivia that I didn't have time to reply that day. The term "hooker" is not as derogatory as many may think. It originated in the Civil War. There was a union general by the name of Joseph Hooker.He would bring in girls to service his troops, who came to be known as Hooker's girls. A very noble general in my opinion:) So don't get hung up on the term hooker.

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blakkromeo2k3831 reads

Yeah...til someone calls your mom a hooker.

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MrSelfDestruct1936 reads

Thankfully, masturbation and prostitution can and often do involve women's pleasure as well.  

Also, as the thread below about nicknames for the female genitalia has shown, that word is right up there, along with the one for male genitalia.  

Gotta love this species.  Free will and brains, and most of our thought goes into sex.  Awwww yeeeeeaaaahhhh! :)

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hrnyguy312734 reads

number of nicknames for masturbation. It would be fun to compare lists. Jacking off, whacking off, jerkin' the gherkin, loping the pony, choking the chicken, strokin' it, slamin' the ham, beatin' the meat, dating Rosie, getting a grip, getting ahold of myself, taking things into hand, O.K. That's enough for me. Someone else take over.

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MrSelfDestruct2278 reads

Roping the Tadpole, Peeling the Chile, Corraling Cyclops (rope that doggie!), Spanking the Monkey (Peter Gabriel song?), Shaking the Weasel, Saying Hello to My Little Friend (where is Al Pacino when you need him?), Gripping the Mic (musician's term), Fixing my Antenna (couch potato term), Emptying the Creamer (food service term), Pump a Rama (for you Cramps fans out there), Gripping your Driver (golfer's term), Working your Clutch, Resurrecting the Alien (for H.R. Giger fans out there who noticed the phallic shape of his Alien creature), The Single Man's Shuffle, and my personal favorite, Abducting Skully (for us X-Files fans).

Oh, and in deference to a lovely lady I know..."making music".


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VonRyan3071 reads

you's a jerk off!

Cheers!

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Turkana3879 reads

was Jilling off.

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BluesClue3060 reads

we would all be brain dead.

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MrSelfDestruct3601 reads

Just pick up some locals in the hotel bar, give them a discount, and tell them that for one night they are a porno star...before you kill their ass.

What, you expected sympathy? :)

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Ci Ci4053 reads

"Come to . . . Calif. . . . where men are men and sheep are scared."  You're a riot!  Love it! You're soooo baaaaaah(d).

Hugs,
Ciara

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SirPrize3394 reads

They cost more and are harder to get rid of.

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