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DoubleEdgedSword 66 Reviews 1335 reads
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anyone wish reviewers would stop adding the sentence, "Treat her right guys and you'll......."

if it hadn't already crossed my mind to treat a girl right, the reminder isn't worth much. it's not like a huge lightbulb goes off, "Hey, i'll treat her right".

maybe i'm just in a bad mood.

horny.

Reviews in general are written for male readers. They are graphic and all about sex. When they put that ending on it, it shows me and other readers that there was more to the meeting then just sex. That there was a connection, a friendliness, and so much more then just hardcore pounding! For me, I feel happy when someone has enjoyed who I am as a person also. I know they are there for the physical meeting, but many men find that theyve enjoyed so much more. I suppose they cant tell the guys things like "she was so funny, we laughed and laughed at her wit" or "I talked to her about some things that have been stressing me out and she gave great advice" or "I almost felt she was my girlfriend and I know there was a spark both ways".... guys dont give the locker room 'high 5' to comments like that. Other guys want to read the JUICY DETAILS "I pounded her into tomorrow and we did it on every piece of furniture and she talked like a whore...."
The line at the end is a reassurance to the provider that she was more then a piece of ass. And also for the man who is looking for more then just ass, he can also relate to this type of experience. He may also want that more sensual and romantic connection with the provider and now he knows he will get it.

I usually read it that the guy just really had a good time with her; Nothing more!

While I agree with the premise of why a gentleman would write this, in that they had a great time and don't want any "undesirables" making said provider jaded to the hobby. I also take offense that they think it needs to be said at all, where it comes across that the provider is theirs and on loan to the rest of the community.

Personally, I  take pride in showing any provider that I am with that she is more than a "peice of ass" ( no offense Flora), and I let them know what the session "was or wasn't" for me before I or they leave.

I like being a piece of ass
the day I feel I'm not a piece of ass anymore, Is the day I realize maybe I'm not attractive anymore... And that will be a very sad day for me :-(
I hope that day never comes! My moms in her 50's and still men think she's a hot piece of ass lol

you guys don't need to be offended by that ending. It's like a little wink and sweet blowing kiss to the lady. It's really meant to make us feel special.

Posted By: steelhead1234
While I agree with the premise of why a gentleman would write this, in that they had a great time and don't want any "undesirables" making said provider jaded to the hobby. I also take offense that they think it needs to be said at all, where it comes across that the provider is theirs and on loan to the rest of the community.

Personally, I  take pride in showing any provider that I am with that she is more than a "peice of ass" ( no offense Flora), and I let them know what the session "was or wasn't" for me before I or they leave.  

I added, "Treat her right, guys.  She'll get you into a good mood!"

That should cover it, I think.  Problem solved!

"Treat her wrong; that way she'll be more enthusiastic about seeing me."?

I find that kind of closing statement to be at best condescending or patronizing and at worst, kind of creepy!. It's best to leave it out all together. Just my 2 Cents ;)

I understand why some find the 'treat her right' ending to be condescending, but I just ignore it.  I mean, how else am I gonna treat her, like a serial killer?

Who fucks a lot of providers mostly off of BP, loves quickie or max 1/2 hour sessions, is really quantity driven and tends to always ask (as a part of chit-chat) if the girls meet lots of arseholes and what she thinks of him... I think that lots of guys have this preconceived notion that lots of "johns" are just bunch of inconsiderate and rude jerk-offs. I really think that guys who close out their reviews with that sort of statement, are not only endearing themselves to the provider whom they are writing the review about (nothing wrong with endearment)  but they are also of the similar mind set that most clients must be inconsiderate ogres!

Now I admit, I'm not the most prolific 'hobbyist'. I don't have dozens and dozens of reviews. And I know I mouth off too goddam much. I also know I'm not as goodlooking as I try to profess on the boards.

But on occasion, a gent will ask me about one of the few ladies I saw, and he will make a date with her also based on my experience and recommendations. I've yet for one to tell me I was full of shit and didn't know WTF I was talking about.

At least half the ladies I've seen I've seen more than once, and there's a reason for that. We 'clicked', perhaps, and in my mind, had a damn good time with them and didn't have a problem seeing them again and again.

Yeah, I understand the saying 'variety is the spice of life', but when I meet a certain lady, and we have a blast(or at least I do), why not see them again?

So, when I say, 'Guys! Do yourself a favor and see this lady', I mean it. Not because I'm trying to be a shill. Just for the reason she's damn cool people and why can't you have as much fun with her as I did?

Does that make any fucking sense?

What you said, is about sharing and not shilling. Nothing wrong with sharing a good thing among your friends as both the client and the provider would be more at ease with each other if they both trust your judgement.

Not sure if your post was directed at me, but just wanted to clarify that I do understand the differences between what you said and a generally well-meant but annoying statement like, "treat her well fellas!" added to the end of some reviews.

But you took the brunt of what I was trying to convey. And for that, I apologize.

Yeah, I know. I don't apologize very often. Don't get used to it. ;)

...it was directed at the same readers who need to be told, "VIPs, read on."

The day providers start talking about how all their clients are perfect gentlemen, than that last sentence won't be necessary.

That said, let me throw in a disclaimer. I have found the folks here on TER to be "smarter than the average bear". (don't let it go to your heads).

I'm a newbie to the hobby, but I believe the active folks here on the boards and the providers as well are in the top 10%, and I can see how that might be redundant to readers here.


Posted By: DoubleEdgedSword
anyone wish reviewers would stop adding the sentence, "Treat her right guys and you'll......."

if it hadn't already crossed my mind to treat a girl right, the reminder isn't worth much. it's not like a huge lightbulb goes off, "Hey, i'll treat her right".

maybe i'm just in a bad mood.

horny.

Most of that shit is so poorly written I don't even get that far.

And on a side note, why does that last sentence always seem to be the only one that looks like it was written by someone who didn't flunk 3rd grade?  

yEah so i met her wearing sexy clothes and then she was like get comfterbul and so i took them off and stuff and she did two and wow WOW wow holy crapola!! she look so great i had to slobber on her pussy for fordy five minutz and make her cum fifteen time cuz she taste so good be4 she go and gave me bbbjtccim wtf lol lmfao ebgb irs and then mish k9 she cum five times and i camee for one time in rubber we talk for a while and she is sooo cool almost like a reguler person like someone i wood no in my reel life and next time i will brang an engagemint ring.
Treat her right guys, she is a delicate flower, fertile, available, and desirable; oozing with sweet nectar, she's a reminder of the passionate bloom of youth. You are not worthy.

Or maybe you've been lucky enough not to see jaded and burned out providers. The bad ones are mechanical, take loads of stuff off the menu, and leave you thinking "what a cold heartless b**ch", but it isn't hard to see how a person could be burned out by the business if they've caught some bad experiences.

Then you catch the good, sweet, often young girls who seem to really enjoy what they're doing and make sure that you do as well. Hell, I've finished those reviews with "treat her well", and I mean it.

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