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If a guy can eat a pineapple, an orange, some strawberries and shit a fruit salad, count me in...
HooktardGold 802 reads
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otherwise, I don't care how much pineapple juice you boys want to drink... it will NEVER taste like freaking Smoothie King. The women trying so hard to convince you of that, need your money lol.  

My ideal flavor would be Bailey's Irish Cream bwhahahah. Ok, will settle for a Grey Goose with a splash of orange and cranberry or a White Chocolate Rasberry Martini from Copeland's of New Orleans.... yah baby. Calling ADJ!



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mrfisher2398 reads

I'm going with sex of course, but if I can mix in a little chocolate with it, that would be divine.

Related Link: Sexe ou chocolate?

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hbyist+truth=;(625 reads

or strawberries or the best chocolate covered strawberries, there would be no issues.

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hbyist+truth=;(691 reads

Although I do like a good rich semi sweet.

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MasterZen819 reads

excellent lover/nymphomaniac (female). NSA Barter. AYCE chocolate provided. PM interest.

A win-win, n'est-ce pas?

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PhillyAbbey640 reads

As much as I love chocolate (martinis??!!), I will have to put it in second place....

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MasterZen615 reads

and I'm still happy to cook. lol

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WickedBrut713 reads

I can't trade candy bars for sex?!?!?!

I don't think women know WHAT they want!

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MasterZen925 reads

Kramer is my sensei.

Related Link: Kramer - The Kavorka

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PhilAnderz900 reads

Survey says: Most women prefer food over sex.  Surprise, surprise.  Need one even ask whether this might be one reason that TER and all it represents even exists?

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HooktardGold803 reads

otherwise, I don't care how much pineapple juice you boys want to drink... it will NEVER taste like freaking Smoothie King. The women trying so hard to convince you of that, need your money lol.  

My ideal flavor would be Bailey's Irish Cream bwhahahah. Ok, will settle for a Grey Goose with a splash of orange and cranberry or a White Chocolate Rasberry Martini from Copeland's of New Orleans.... yah baby. Calling ADJ!



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Dr Who revived847 reads

I order the pineapple, orange and some strawberries and have the server mix it into a bowl.

Voila...your fruit salad.  

And I'll ask you to close your eyes and I'll tell you that I just shit it.  Works with the gals telling these morons how they had 15 HUGE O's...the first one upon seeing that stud at the door.

But there's a never ending source of dudes who'll believe that when a hooker says it's dark outside at noon...he'll fucking believe anything.

Posted By: HooktardGold
otherwise, I don't care how much pineapple juice you boys want to drink... it will NEVER taste like freaking Smoothie King. The women trying to hard to convince you of that, need your money lol.  
   
 My ideal flavor would be Bailey's Irish Cream bwhahahah. Ok, will settle for a Grey Goose with a splash of orange and cranberry or a White Chocolate Rasberry Martini from Copeland's of New Orleans.... yah baby. Calling ADJ!

-- Modified on 4/30/2014 2:48:32 PM

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HooktardGold725 reads

Hahahahah, yah I was going full force that night with just goose and olives lol. Dude, I was fkkkked up!  

Yah, I love your ass but I would never pretend your spunk tasted like a fruitcake from Christmas. :) Your d*ck OTOH, I have no complaints about other than a few inches bwahhhahaah.

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inicky46653 reads

and I suppose HTG is saying I'm paying them not to.  It simply never occurred to me to eat pineapple or anything special to improve the taste of my splooge.  The day I do that, you can enroll me in the Official Scoed Mangina Club

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hbyist+truth=;(734 reads

You are paying her not say anything disparaging and the fact that you might review her, well enough said.

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inicky46889 reads

So your point was??????

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HooktardGold726 reads

I think I got snippy in the past assuming some comments were coming from a guy who could not possibly speak on such things lol. Sorry about that.

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inicky46635 reads

I think it's because you've been spending much less time here.  That's a sign of good mental health so I'm sure you'll be OK.

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