I'm looking for something that has minimal impact on performance while still being able to enjoy the dinner.

Is this even possible?

My favorite drink would be any cabernet.

If I want to perform, well....  diet coke.  

and definitely not during it.

The last thing I want is to be taking a pee while I am enjoying the company of a lady.

Kool Aid!!!!!!!
Do ya need any info on how to fuck also???

I really don't like the smell of alcohol on someone. It just bothers me.

Tea, iced tea, water...

I'd avoid too much alcohol for obvious reasons.  I prefer Diet Coke and if I need an energy boost after dinner, sugarfree Red Bull is my friend.

When I was a youngster (up until my early 40s) I was a regular drinker, and alcohol had no effect on my performance. Some of my wildest sexual experiences involved many frozen margaritas beforehand, body shots, or drinking champagne during the festivities.

Everything is a little slower and a little softer now, and I quit the heavy drinking five years ago. I do like to share a glass of wine or wine cooler along with some conversation heavily laced with flirting and teasing before we drop trou.

If you enjoy the taste of an alcoholic beverage with your dinner, and in fact "need" it to complete the dinner experience, then do some taste testing and find a light wine, or wine you can dilute with some kind of mixer to minimize the alcohol and maximize the taste. If you "require" a fine wine, then IMO you are shit out of luck.

For me, completes the meal.. but I also find picking out a wine with my date, so we can share a bottle (usually only is like 2 glasses each), for me is a fun way to sit close, touch his thigh as we both look at the wine list... the choosing and sharing is for me, a bonding of sorts and can be very intimate at the same time!

Even though I hate coconut. I will admit that it is fuck juice!
Try fresh coconut juice. Even better!

It has amazed me to read the drivel from posters on how misguided they are on what this is all about.

Performance....are you kidding me?  

Show up...fuck her...leave.  It's not a difficult equation.  And if you honestly think that any hooker gives a shit about YOUR performance...well, you haven't been paying attention to the saturns and Londons posts on that topic.

Try the church social and find some really hot chicas that would actually enjoy listening to you babble while you feed their face.  And it won't be hard to get them to fuck you either.  It may even be less expensive than an hour with a hooker!

I know full well I won't change your mind, but it's downright tiersom to keep reading mantras like this one where guys like you claim they have the one true answer to what every guy wants.

And as a guy(?) it's strange how you also know exactly what each lady wants/is thinking (of course, as you remind us, they are all in mental brain lock and all see the world exactly the same way).

Some day you will wake up and realize we're not all clones of the way you see the world.  Many of us think that's a good thing.

PS:  While I don't agree with everything London posts, she is a great way to spend an evening.

It's you that doesn't score high in the reading comprehension area.

The OP post is a simple question about how to enjoy a little alcohol with a meal without having it affect his ability to get an erection. You are the one who chose to make it about his ability to impress an escort with his sexual prowess.

And if your posts are nothing but attacks laced with insults, stop crying about it when some people take you to task -

oh, unless that's what you are looking for? Not getting enough attention elsewhere, are we?

Well...since you are heading up the mangina posts for today here's the answer.

YOU read whatever you want...interpret whatever you want.  I replied to the OP as I saw fit for his asinine (two in a row) threads.  If you boys want to encourage him to waste his time (3 fucking hours LOL) and money (dinner date)...that's YOUR option.

I don't play that way...and have no interest in supporting that way to play.  But others do...and the OP was asking for opinions.

Just because YOU saw yourself in my post...now feel stupid that you've done that crap...don't whine about it on here to my posts.

And just for that...no more intel for you

Aaww..maybe I will when you email me again

I wish you would work on your english. "If I could down a bottle and say so could you"

What the hell does that mean? Half the time I don't know if you are arguing with me or agreeing with me.

What big pic are you talking about?

You'd know what the big picture is .  Trying to see all of this on your cell phone is a problem...even if you finally put your glasses on.

Should I send you a PM or email and explain everything to you?

And BIB is just having fun...like London and I.

You should try it...helps with the crap in the morning.  And macdonald000 knows all about craps in the morning.

And that is just fine for the newbies here as well as the lonely guys that don't have another life.  

But many of the johns are all too aware of the game that is being played.

So I'm thrilled that you love fucking strange guys...it's a thrill and a half...or so I hear  LOL

And without the money...you'd be working at Jack in the Box taking orders.  And nothing wrong with that...just the reality for most hookers.

So let's agree to disagree.  You can tell your lonely johns what a great fuck they are..you came 8 times and can't wait to see them again.

And I'll try and educate those poor saps that they can find plenty of women to take out for dinner who actually are interested in him.

I got into this work after being laid off my job in 01 and being a single mom and needing money stat, I went to this site back in the day called excite.. any one remember it?

They had a section called Excite adult ads... I looked thru them, and these girls all said looking for Generou$$$ men etc...

Well I knew what they meant, I had worked for a year in the brothels...

SO I took some non prof pics, and SCANNED them ( yes the old school way)
put up a ad...

I had no idea what to even charge.. I found out later, I could have asked for more for what I was offering, this was 2001, net booming etc...

I asked for $150 a hour only because I knew the escort agencies kin SACTO charged that.. (again not realizing the girls were ROBS and upsold up the ying yang)

I am gonna back up a bit here though, I worked in the brothel in Elko (Monas) for a year, left became a waitress, and I was so horny all the time, and it was a tiny town, all there was to do was gamble, drink and have sex
so I did (had sex) all the time with as many as I could...

so when you say that without the money I would be at jack and a box, for me now I was a sex fien before I entered this biz.  I could not get enough of it...

SO fast forward to my ad, I got 300 emails from this ad, I was like WTF

I charged them $150 and I said if I am gonna do this, I am gonna have fun too so I treated EVERY single guy I met like he was one of the guys I took home at the bar...

I did ALL GFE services, which I found out later was unheard of in 2001 for $150

I asked a LOT of questions, and took LOTS of notes, and researched site after site...

I got my first few reviews on her and the other site... and then everything just exploded..

Trust me, if I could go back and save more, I would have.. oh well

But my point is this... there truly are some of us who would fuck anyways without the money, like me

I did before I entered this in 2001 and I would still if I quit

ITs just bonus that I get to have orgasms and make money too

at least for me anyways

I thought I saw a condecending post that said anyone who enjoys dinner as part of a session is a stupid fool.  If that's not what you intended, learn how to write.  But I suspect you acurately wrote exactly what you intended to write--that anyone who has different preferences than you is a fool.

And you seem to have a narrow idea of what posting on a board is all about.  Acording to you, if I don't see myself in your comment then I have no business replying??? Does that mean YOU see YOURSELF in the OP? I kind of doubt it given your subsequent post.  So why didn't you "move right along" as you advise me?  Just a tad hypocritical don'tyou think?

As to London, she and I seem to get along well enough thank you.  But that is a different post for a different time.

There are a couple of very intelligent, highly generous "men" (we can guess) trying to educate the two of you about what you actually feel, what you actually care about.  Why are you being so disrespectful to these nice boys?

You are too dumb to know what you enjoy and what you don't.  You need to take their advice and realize you are miserable, realize that you don't like being treated nicely, you rather be treated like an inanimate object.  And of course everyone knows you are incapable of enjoying your time with a gentleman.

See, they only want to "educate those poor saps" like you and your clients.  Isn't that nice of him?  And just look at his fake handle--he KNOWS you are all just lesbians at heart, some of you just haven't realized it yet.  Listen to good ol' Repellant and the next thing you know you'll hate every man you see and have a handful of female lovers.  You mean you didn't realize that's what you want out of life?

It's a shame people like him do infect the thinking of some new guys on here.  Repellant has probably ruind this business for a lot of guys who could have enjoyed it a lot more but made the error of thinking he actually knew as much as he thinks he does.

Oh well, I'm glad I am far too old and untrainable to fall for his crap.  I actually am senile enough to think I should decide for myself what I like, and trust a lady when she tells me what she likes, turns off the clock, and asks if she can stay overningt.  And he wants me to believe that's a sign that she loaths me.  Right.  Envy can do some bad things to a guy, and Repellant is living proof of that.

TRUST me dear , I am a VERY stubborn IRISH woman.. I do not EVER let ANYONE tell me how to think or feel or care about unless I am there SUB.

Maybe I am too patient with people and am willing to take the time to open a window into who I AM.. I dont care if they say what they say, however, what they say does not at all relate to me or how I feel. Like I said from the years of teaching preschool kids, and having to reiterate things over and over till they got it finally, I most likely am more patient than most...

I am not ever going to say that what they feel is wrong, because maybe they have had experiences with women like they have described which has left them bitter and jaded..

VERY understandable.

I am sure there ARE providers who feel just like they describe...

but we are all adults here, and adults learn to meet in the middle, and I am hoping thru time they can say
"ok, so maybe there ARE truly women who are the opposite of what I described"

Seriously.  We'd be a lot better off if more folks had that approach.

I hope you are right, but they can only see new thoughts if they are willing to open their eyes.

A nice Goose, Tonic and Lime works pretty well too. I never eat before play, but I will have cocktails only on dates more than 2 hours and only at the end of the day. I don't see how some women can drink at 11 a.m. knowing they have to work all day...never got that really. If I start drinking, my day/night is done with. I want to be able to puke if needed lol, and go to bed alone. If wine works for you, I suggest a nice Pinot Noir. Cakebread makes a great one.

Some providers are not here to get laid, because it's not their goal in life...nor do they find any honor in being a hooker. Some are here just for the thrill and the money is an added bonus, and are literally all about perfecting this craft and no other.

It is stupid to put down women who have other goals, just as I guess it is pointless to put down women who don't ever want to do anything else. You can't put everyone into one box, but there are many who have lied and sucked ass to the point of being comical, and then they are the very ladies bashing their clients in private areas. Don't know about here, but yes have seen it countless times. I simply don't pull any punches. I don't wake up excited because I have a d*ck to suck that day...it's neither here nor there. I do appreciate the business I get, but have no delusions about where I will be when I am 40 and it won't be here.

This is a job to me, and one which I have met some amazing people but one that is also very risky, very mentally draining, and very lonely. I have not "dated" since 2008 which was when I became London Rayne. For women who can do that, I would assume this is not such a sacrifice on their personal lives or with their families who know what they do...I can't say the same for myself. I have specific goals, and will fall off the map when I am done. No big retirement announcement needed. I will kindly PM my friends that were so good to me in private, and the boards that have allowed me to make a name for myself in this industry.

You make two critical points that too many of the ladies miss, and it hurts them later.

--Every lady needs to be honest with herself about who she is in this business, and not try to be someone else

--Every lady needs to understand her long term goals and start on her exit strategy the day she starts

Thanks.