I'm looking for something that has minimal impact on performance while still being able to enjoy the dinner.
Is this even possible?
My favorite drink would be any cabernet.
If I want to perform, well.... diet coke.
and definitely not during it.
The last thing I want is to be taking a pee while I am enjoying the company of a lady.
Kool Aid!!!!!!!
Do ya need any info on how to fuck also???
I really don't like the smell of alcohol on someone. It just bothers me.
Tea, iced tea, water...
Even though I hate coconut. I will admit that it is fuck juice!
Try fresh coconut juice. Even better!
I'd avoid too much alcohol for obvious reasons. I prefer Diet Coke and if I need an energy boost after dinner, sugarfree Red Bull is my friend. ![]()
When I was a youngster (up until my early 40s) I was a regular drinker, and alcohol had no effect on my performance. Some of my wildest sexual experiences involved many frozen margaritas beforehand, body shots, or drinking champagne during the festivities.
Everything is a little slower and a little softer now, and I quit the heavy drinking five years ago. I do like to share a glass of wine or wine cooler along with some conversation heavily laced with flirting and teasing before we drop trou.
If you enjoy the taste of an alcoholic beverage with your dinner, and in fact "need" it to complete the dinner experience, then do some taste testing and find a light wine, or wine you can dilute with some kind of mixer to minimize the alcohol and maximize the taste. If you "require" a fine wine, then IMO you are shit out of luck.
For me, completes the meal.. but I also find picking out a wine with my date, so we can share a bottle (usually only is like 2 glasses each), for me is a fun way to sit close, touch his thigh as we both look at the wine list... the choosing and sharing is for me, a bonding of sorts and can be very intimate at the same time!
It has amazed me to read the drivel from posters on how misguided they are on what this is all about.
Performance....are you kidding me?
Show up...fuck her...leave. It's not a difficult equation. And if you honestly think that any hooker gives a shit about YOUR performance...well, you haven't been paying attention to the saturns and Londons posts on that topic.
Try the church social and find some really hot chicas that would actually enjoy listening to you babble while you feed their face. And it won't be hard to get them to fuck you either. It may even be less expensive than an hour with a hooker!
I know full well I won't change your mind, but it's downright tiersom to keep reading mantras like this one where guys like you claim they have the one true answer to what every guy wants.
And as a guy(?) it's strange how you also know exactly what each lady wants/is thinking (of course, as you remind us, they are all in mental brain lock and all see the world exactly the same way).
Some day you will wake up and realize we're not all clones of the way you see the world. Many of us think that's a good thing.
PS: While I don't agree with everything London posts, she is a great way to spend an evening.
And as a guy(?) it's strange how you also know exactly what each lady wants/is thinking (of course, as you remind us, they are all in mental brain lock and all see the world exactly the same way).
Some day you will wake up and realize we're not all clones of the way you see the world. Many of us think that's a good thing.
PS: While I don't agree with everything London posts, she is a great way to spend an evening.
But if you read my post (try it again), and you see yourself in there...great. If not..move right along.
And yep...London is a blast. And yep..she is quite an interesting date. Nope...she doesn't run 3 fucking hours late. And she doesn't pretend this is any type of faux date...and doesn't charge for the dinner and drinks part And nope...she is all about the game. Same as me. That's why I get along with her so well.
And you?
It's you that doesn't score high in the reading comprehension area.
The OP post is a simple question about how to enjoy a little alcohol with a meal without having it affect his ability to get an erection. You are the one who chose to make it about his ability to impress an escort with his sexual prowess.
And if your posts are nothing but attacks laced with insults, stop crying about it when some people take you to task -
oh, unless that's what you are looking for? Not getting enough attention elsewhere, are we?
Well...since you are heading up the mangina posts for today here's the answer.
YOU read whatever you want...interpret whatever you want. I replied to the OP as I saw fit for his asinine (two in a row) threads. If you boys want to encourage him to waste his time (3 fucking hours LOL) and money (dinner date)...that's YOUR option.
I don't play that way...and have no interest in supporting that way to play. But others do...and the OP was asking for opinions.
Just because YOU saw yourself in my post...now feel stupid that you've done that crap...don't whine about it on here to my posts.
And just for that...no more intel for you
Aaww..maybe I will when you email me again
I thought I saw a condecending post that said anyone who enjoys dinner as part of a session is a stupid fool. If that's not what you intended, learn how to write. But I suspect you acurately wrote exactly what you intended to write--that anyone who has different preferences than you is a fool.
And you seem to have a narrow idea of what posting on a board is all about. Acording to you, if I don't see myself in your comment then I have no business replying??? Does that mean YOU see YOURSELF in the OP? I kind of doubt it given your subsequent post. So why didn't you "move right along" as you advise me? Just a tad hypocritical don'tyou think?
As to London, she and I seem to get along well enough thank you. But that is a different post for a different time.
A nice Goose, Tonic and Lime works pretty well too. I never eat before play, but I will have cocktails only on dates more than 2 hours and only at the end of the day. I don't see how some women can drink at 11 a.m. knowing they have to work all day...never got that really. If I start drinking, my day/night is done with. I want to be able to puke if needed lol, and go to bed alone. If wine works for you, I suggest a nice Pinot Noir. Cakebread makes a great one.