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IBS on the drive over
636sd 1170 reads
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For some reason, starting this year, any time I drive over to a provider I feel like I gotta shit. Without fail. 99% of the time I take care of that before I hop it a shower so I don't really have to. But damn it's an annoying feeling. Getting older sucks. That's all

inicky4693 reads

He was one of the loopier posters here and on one occasion posted about eating a spicy burrito on his way to a date and having to start off by taking a huge dump at her incall, then showering. He was very surprised when he found out his dookie was on the clock.

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636sd94 reads

Hahaha. No fortunately for me the sensation goes away when I knock on the door.

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perfectstorm90 reads

See below. 😊

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CurlyW-NatsFan79 reads

Who left skid marks on the provider's bedsheet.  

 
And then London being London, came to his rescue on the boards, when some of us were ridiculing the heck outta him.. LOL.

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perfectstorm70 reads

Related Link: Skid marks on the sheets

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CurlyW-NatsFan70 reads

Some of my remarks were removed from the thread. Especially where I made fun of his size.. LOL..

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perfectstorm90 reads

Related Link: Taking a dump at provider’s incall

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inicky4679 reads

I guess somehow McDonald changed to his alias on this one. Also, lots of great old handles on that thread.
Oh, for the good ol' days.

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perfectstorm144 reads

I believe you yourself had over 100, and it wasn’t uncommon for people to create an alias just for a specific post or thread, as McD did here. (That was the only post ever on TER by MrStankAss)

McDonald000 did post the same story under his handle, but this alias post had more detail and I thought it was funnier.

Related Link: The other version of the same story

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inicky4679 reads

I recall once counting them and came up with nearly 200. But you're right, some were created for one-time use. Some of my favorites were:
GaGamblersRetardedBrother
midgetphil, pygmyphil and dwarfphil
RubicsPube
PulledPork
J.Edgar.Hooker
I can't even remember all the others. This place used to be much more fun.

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