Your Homeland Security tax dollars at work, people.

A heat-seeking helicopter... Seriously? For Realz?

However, you can bet the next flight I book will be on Pinnacle Airlines.  Sounds like they have a pretty good not-in-flight program.

I myself have not joined the ranks in the "mile high" club, but look forward to the day when I can enjoy pleasure on top of the clouds while soaring through the air. You would think that with the fact that these two characters in the article had access to the skies, they would have opted to have fun in the air rather than on ground, right?
--Sitara

making sure he didn't freeze to death in the woods, though I doubt it. It's like a weapon. You spend all that money to get it, and practice for hours in how to use it effectively; it's just natural that you get an itch to use it on something or someone. The trick is finding a way to justify it.