Why does my never wanting to grow up bother you so much?

and yes, maybe I am the non gay version of Peter Pan. Which one of us is having more fun? I guarantee that it's not you.

Mature adults for the most part are boring beyond belief, I would much rather be an overgrown kid than "old, fat, and balding" who knows damn well that none of these women would ever give him the time of day without not only the donation, but a big fat tip as well.