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I will never be the great HTG… Epic jacuzzi FAIL! :D
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I got a room with a Jacuzzi - jets and all. I'm used to regular baths where, no matter how much soap you pour in, it only forms a few bubbles. (Guess where this is going…)

I was excited to provide a big ole' bath for a guest yet again, but this time I wanted more bubbles! :D

As I drew the bath, I decided to dump half (or more) of the bottle of soap into the jacuzzi (with jets). All was going as planned - no bubbles. My guest wanted to watch me get off - at my suggestion as to how - with the jets in the jacuzzi. Of course, I obliged.

The tub was full and ready for the jets. (Note: I had to fill it above the fill line due to water that was scorching hot!) The bubbles began to form. 'Success!' I thought, lol.

Both in the tub, sliding around because it was so slippery and soapy, (this guy was hot too,) I started flirting with the jet near my coochie. All of a sudden I was engulfed in bubbles - as was he. I opened my eyes and seriously, the bubbles were like over our heads. He was trying to move them away from me so I could concentrate, but he was losing. Bubbles were running down the jacuzzi area steps, all over the side of the tub, just - a mess. OMG. Embarrassing.

Needless to say, I didn't get off. Poor guy.

Embarrassing stories, go at it gals (and guys)!

-- Modified on 2/27/2014 10:51:45 AM

Dave76015559 reads

I know someone that poured half a bottle of Mr. Bubble in one of those down in San Diego.  
It covered half the room in bubbles!!!   BWAAAAHAAAA!!!

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anonymousfun509 reads

If you install one in your home that's first thing they will tell you. It messes up the jets.  

No wonder you got bubbles all over besides jacuzzi is more fun without bubbles, try it next time.  

No soap of any kind.

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skarphedin392 reads

Posted By: anonymousfun
If you install one in your home that's first thing they will tell you. It messes up the jets.  
   
 No wonder you got bubbles all over besides jacuzzi is more fun without bubbles, try it next time.  
   
 No soap of any kind.

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Dr Who revived430 reads

Maybe it's just a Chicago thing....but Bozo was kind of creepy.

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mrfisher515 reads

Related Link: Turn off the bubble machine.....

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mrfisher363 reads

Related Link: Vera Lynn, verily....

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89Springer542 reads

When the Stones did this video, they forgot that Charlie Watts is sitting at the drums, not standing. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JGaBlygm0UY

So, did your guy have a sense of humor?

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mrfisher370 reads

Related Link: By Don (What's that name? Oh boy, I'm gonna catch it.)

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impposter430 reads

Skip to around 4:30 for the bubbly part: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ryhePFFJej8

Related Link: Yeast infection?

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ctriver424443 reads

This reminds me of an old Rodney Dangerfield movie (can't remember the name of it). He's having a party in his hotel room and sitting in the Jacuzzi with a woman. Then he says, "What we need in here is Bubbles. Hey Bubbles, come here". Then "Bubbles" (another woman) gets into the Jacuzzi with them. LOL

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perfectstorm533 reads

Here's a clip. That scene starts at around 3:15.
:)

Related Link: Hey Bubbles! Get over here!

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KSM46384 reads

Mr Roberts: Henry Fonda, James Cagney   and Jack Lemon - 1955.  Hysterical scene of bubbles coming endlessly from a washing machine aboard a Navy ship.  Not quite as relevant as ctriver's Rodney Dangerfield scene but funny nevertheless.

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ryan3504467 reads

I checked the TER acronym list and urban dictionary, but I could not find "HTG".

What does HTG mean?

Related Link: http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=HTG

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perfectstorm488 reads

HTG=HooktardGold, one of the more prolific posters on the General Board, and a retired provider.

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harborview433 reads

So you stop the jets, hit the drain & start over.  
   
Much better than broken member fail...  or toppling off the bed head first.  

-- Modified on 2/27/2014 7:50:31 PM

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MissAliceQuinn511 reads

Hiya Courtney,

Mine's not quite as bad as yours, but....  

First time date and I'm all done up. Beautiful sheath dress, belt to accentuate my tiny waist, heels.... Social part goes great, back to hotel and....

We can't for the life of us get my belt off me!  

So finally I decided to make it a part of the festivities. If you can't beat em, join em. Well in this case, if you can't get it off, make it part of the fun! We took the dress off and out from underneath the belt and that was that.  

I got it off, easily, when I got home later. First try! Go figure?  

It was a pretty handy thing to have around my midsection though. I almost think it should be a special offering. LOL. I had no idea how much more fun it could get with a hand hold like that! ;)

Kiss me,

Kat

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HangingwithBears460 reads

Did you get clean? Haha...

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