So I had a wonderful date this morning and after it was over, took a quick shower. Without thinking or smelling it first, I used the hotel lotion on my face and arms. Big mistake as it was some horrible strong flower smelling stuff.

Had a smoke at the office later in the day, figuring that would get rid of it right?

Wrong!

As soon as I walked in the door at home, my 4yr old daughter starts asking "Daddy, why do you smell like flowers?". She asked like 4 more times that night too....which made for quite the interesting night I must say with the SO. I THINK  believed my story and i'm all clear now.

anyone else have some funny stories about almost getting busted by something stupid like this as well?

...my dog, gatorsammi, when I come home, she smells pussy on my hands & goes ballistic! She ‘Hoovers’ my hands!

where do most dogs smell each other first ?

love the picture !

Kisses Haley

Ha! I agree on the dogs! Its doubly bad when the provider has a doggy as well. Really glad they don't have the gift of language.

TAYLOR!!


Get that dog some winning clothes. LOL

after seeing one provider. She apparently hadn't heard of deodorant, and my clothes stank after I had seen her.

Hey what's that on your nose?  I walked over while she was doing her evening ritual of skin cleansing and the such.  She grabbed a tissue and wiped my nose.  She looked at it then showed me.  Looks like makeup.  Ya busted me honey, I'm a tranny by day.  We laughed and chalked it up to I must have brushed up against something during the day.  I work around a lot of dust .

last visit I can home smelling of perfume... fortunately all of my female friends are huggers, so just blamed it on one of them.

Good one, i've had the same then when they smelled the providers dogs/cats.

But at least when I get home, my dogs cannot talk like the kids. My pain is not over yet, this morning she asks "Daddy, how come you don't smell like flowers today?"

lol that is hilarious.

My wife found a really long black hair in my underwear when she we doing laundry after I got home from two weeks of travel, and hobbying, and since none of us have black hair I was questioned pretty good.  She also snooped my phone one time and saw some texting with a provider I was trying to confirm plans with and was totally busted.  I used old fashion denial and playing stupid and she let it go.
She knows I really enjoy a lot of things sexually that she doesn't and have a much greater sex drive so as long as I don't shove it in here face I think that means a "I don't want to know anything" kinda , sorta approval!

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Ohhhh lol....I usually have some type of unscented lotion and bodywash around for guys who worry about stuff like that. Future sake just go into a CVS or rite aid or something and get a bar of unscented soap and lotion to take w/ you if the girl doesn't have any.

My dog always did the same...pretty funny

busted or saved twice?  local strip club stop came home my daughter says why do you have sparkles on? I was at the mall and the sales girl was spraying someone with a sample and got me. Another time it was lipstick. Im in construction so i told her it was marking crayon. Of course the time the wife caught the lipstick it did not go as easy.  
I have almost learned to send any perfumed sparkly or bright lipsticked girls away, almost always they dont understand why. Of course I have been dieseling down for years.

I visited a strip club that was my favorite for having good looking girls willing to provide extras.
On this visit I enjoyed "full service" from one of the dancers.  I unzipped my fly and donned the latex, before she got on and delivered the service.  Afterword she apologized for getting my pants wet.  I didn't think anything of it at the time.  Disposed of the condom in the men's room and enjoyed the show a bit before leaving.  I don't like the smell of cigarette smoke, so I changed.  Now in good lighting I saw a big spot that was vaginal fluids, clear and now dried.  
Now perfume and lipstick are one thing, but I don't think I ever could explain a woman cum on my pants!
Luckily I saw it before the wife did!