Typically sexual discovery takes place during the teenage years, many times that discovery involves awkward or funny situations, I think this is a perfect forum to share some of those moments, here goes one of my most memorable teenage moments:

That was funny right there.....

Kinda like "hey ya'll watch this" LOL LOL

that you didn't try the vacuum cleaner. lol

Mine is also on the silly side. I started playing with myself pretty early on. I started fingering myself, and me being as naive as I could be. I thought I had inpregnated myself. After playing with my butt for a couple of weeks. One day I wasn't able to go #2. I thought that meant I was pregnant. I was scared shitless. I didn't tell my parents for fear of them kicking me out since they are very religious. I packed my stuff and I was ready to run away.  

I tried and almost sucked my balls thru the tip of my dick. Cum
everywhere ... Good thing there wasn't a vega-matic around.

"Scared shitless" LMAO Funny girl.

and lived next door to a rather sluttish girl of 13. She had a small shack that was converted into a play house. she being an "older woman" thought it was her responsibility to teach me the facts of life. My fathers lecture ended with "be carefull where you put that thing." But I digress. This older "woman" offered to let me know how good "things" can feel if treated right. There was a knot hole in the back of her play house and she said to put my thing in that and she would suck it. I had no idea why a knot hole was required but I agreed. In sticking  my thing in that knot hole I encounter a splinter. Yikes it hurt and drew a little blood. I immediately wish I had heeded my Dads advise. Explaining my wounded penis to my parents I claimed I got it caught in my pants zipper. I t took me quite a few years before I learned how good having my dick sucked felt. She was right but I avoid knot holes. LOL

I'm about 17, in one of the guest rooms, ready to get some action with a nice young lady I had been doing shots with.

first liar doesn't stand a chance around here

Still a good visual  

Finally solidified with the final five clique, all of whom I am still friends with to this day, and I am now 55.  Senior year...reestablishing myself educationally, and getting accepted to Seton Hall for college.  Had a job throughout, and got promoted twice.  Got my drivers license that year, and bought my first car.  Three days before turning 18, childhood ended...got laid for the first time.  It was a good year, 1978...17 is a lucky number still.

more appropriate would be "gory hole"

Except I ended up with rug burn.

I remember is was a Sears Kenmore.  Things did not go well, in fact it was a painful experience.

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The kids never wanted to clean the fish tank so I always ended up doing it.  I didn't even need to hide this thing..like I had to hide my porn.  Just told the wife it was for cleaning out the fish tank.

One young man with his dick stuck inside a coke bottle.  Another unable to remove a coke bottle from his ass.  Another with a light bulb lost in his ass.