...you have had a few drinks. Was just curious how many decide to forgo their own standards when it comes to choosing. Is it the same as when out at a bar in Civvie land, where a 5 becomes a 10  or since we are still p4p do we still have some control ? I'm having that conundrum as I type lmfao . Oh and feel free to get the bats out and beat me senseless since I probably won't feel it  
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But no matter how drunk I don't deviate from whom I consider attractive.   Period.  Rather just go to a strip club.  

That's when you need a good wingman. Not in the hobby though. I only do incall so that means if I'm driving to her place it's not going to happen. And she sure as hell isn't coming to my place.

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I assume you meant OUTcall

I have never had drinks before a session until I came to Costa Rica with a notorious drunk named GaG.  Pussy is so cheap here ($100/hr.) I decided to try drunk fucking for the first time.  It worked out fine, but I don't plan to make a habit out of it.  And it has no impact on my ability to judge the quality of tail.

Incall means I'm driving to her place. Outcall means she's coming here. At least that's how it works here

You wrote that you only do in call so that you don't have to drive. Lo

A few shots of Captain Morgan have transformed an intolerable client into $500+ for me a bunch of times.  

and no "fea" is fea, drunk or sober.

Ha yeah saw that too DA I think it may be a bit of a misunderstanding on the comment lol...as for me...the drinking doesn't affect anything other than my common sense sometimes ( what little I have ) but the performance end it doesn't. I find that after a few though I seem to actually have to do something ( or Someone ) and G-d help me if noone is available up to regular standards lol as I sometimes ...well ....see someone I wouldn't usually.....

lol VooDoo....been there done that too....Unfortunately for my pockets lmao not for my little head tho......

Not here, but in real life... yup. I used to have to limit a few BFs to 3 drinks if they expected sex after because quite frankly, if there is no envelope, I am not sucking d*ck for an hour straight so he can pass out and I don't even get mine.  

LMFAOOOOOO!!!! That's Priceless !!! That's why I try to make sure I get HER off 1st if possible and take care of business 1st....just in case but I never really have the problem of passing out....but it's a F'ckin Funny Visual that you just gave us !!! lol.....even if it must have sucked for you !!!

Just to refer to the OP,  you would try to hook up during the same drunkathon as you went surfing for a provider?  Not sure how that would work what with screening time, etc.  

Terrible things could happen to the 1st one to pass out in our house in college...Bunch of sick fcktards...BWAHAAAHAAA!!!

I'm not going to drive drunk before, or after cumming!

Posted By: realtongueman

...you have had a few drinks. Was just curious how many decide to forgo their own standards when it comes to choosing. Is it the same as when out at a bar in Civvie land, where a 5 becomes a 10  or since we are still p4p do we still have some control ? I'm having that conundrum as I type lmfao . Oh and feel free to get the bats out and beat me senseless since I probably won't feel it  
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My standards stay the same, even drunk.  

all my neighbors know I'm a raging alcoholic.
Clink!

orget about the session, after 7 of those within a 2 hour time frame,
 my face is gonna look so red the girl's prolly gonna refuse to let me in the room.  

I have a misanthropic sarcastic streak that tends to flare up when I drink. Some women get turned on by it, but not before sex.

Maybe he was drunk too...?  Lol

here's always the left hand too but I try to stay faithful to my right

I've done this back when I used to party a few years ago. Always a mistake, you wake up with a hangover and a lighter wallet lol. I only hobby sober now a days.