of informational, controversial and humorous posts. I don't take myself too seriously and no one else should either. I'm just here to have fun. Sarcasm for humor is great.
I have had a few retired providers that kept a couple of regulars on after they retired. It provides a little income and motivates them to stay in good shape and keep their skills sharp while they're waiting for a very old guy with deep pockets to come along and let them move in. Sounds like you found a perfect playmate . . . . skilled, low-volume, eager and available. What more could you ask for, except maybe not having to pay. Lol
is a dream come true IMHO.
And not always easy to find.
But I found her.
You haven't posted a review in years so we can assume she's not listed there. So please let the board know who she is or stop boasting about the BBBJ you just got. We've all gotten great BJs in our lives so you're not that special.
Did I ever tell you about the worst BJ I ever had?
You haven't posted a review in years so we can assume she's not listed there. So please let the board know who she is or stop boasting about the BBBJ you just got. We've all gotten great BJs in our lives so you're not that special.
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(Stolen from a TER post around 10-15 years ago.)
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(The above makes for a good joke, but I've actually had some pretty bad BJs. No joke.)
A perpetuslly toothy and also shallow bj sucks, not in a good way.
Like I don't mind the teeth sometimes if it's dt. But if it's toothy AND no skill, I can lose a boner and/or interest in fucking. No lie. Good head is a prereq for good service to me.
BJ's were like pizza; no such thing as a bad one.
I've had bad pizza.
Are you kidding me. Some chicks are fucking bad at it. Then you get the ones your like what on the hell did you just do to me while your halfway off the bed drooling .
is "Sex is like pizza, even when its bad, its still pretty good", so the question is, given the choice, would you rather have a BJ that's not that good, or would you rather rub one out home alone. We all want good blowjobs, but sometimes they are not so good. The "pizza" point is that there are still worse alternatives. Do what I do, and tell them how to give the kind of BJ you want. Don't be shy.
Did you check your bedsheets for semen stains? That would explain why she doesn't have a name you can share.
CDL…
Good comeback! But not in this case. She blows me anytime I want, and it’s always amazing. She’s retired, not available and absolutely does not want to be contacted by anyone. Kim Dreams.
You used to aggravate me, but I’ve come to realize your antagonistic / sarcastic view is what this board needs sometimes.
of informational, controversial and humorous posts. I don't take myself too seriously and no one else should either. I'm just here to have fun. Sarcasm for humor is great.
I have had a few retired providers that kept a couple of regulars on after they retired. It provides a little income and motivates them to stay in good shape and keep their skills sharp while they're waiting for a very old guy with deep pockets to come along and let them move in. Sounds like you found a perfect playmate . . . . skilled, low-volume, eager and available. What more could you ask for, except maybe not having to pay. Lol
Maybe he pulled a "Ron Jeremy" and doesn't want to name himself?
Did you check your bedsheets for semen stains? That would explain why she doesn't have a name you can share.
The demise of Ron Jeremy. He was recently declared incompetent to stand trial and has been committed to a state mental hospital.
Ron Jeremy, Jamey Gillis, and Ed Powers were three Jewish kids from New York City who ended up in porn. Ron had a masters degree (in education, I think) but couldn't get legit work as an actor but found opportunities in porn. Gillis had a degree from Colombia Univ and couldn't get legit work as an actor but found opportunities in porn.
The demise of Ron Jeremy. He was recently declared incompetent to stand trial and has been committed to a state mental hospital.
He was examined by the prosecution and they decided it was legit. Being committed to a state mental hospital isn't exactly a walk in the park.
"Jeremy was declared incompetent to stand trial after Judge Robert S. Harrison reviewed multiple reports from psychological assessments he underwent in the lead up to the trail, including two from July 2022 and October 2022. But Deputy District Attorney Paul Thompson found that neurological red flags had popped up as far back as 2019."
http://www.rollingstone.com/culture/culture-news/ron-jeremy-committed-mental-health-facility-1234675977/
BTW, Harry Reems (Deep Throat, The Devil in Miss Jones) was also Jewish and from the Bronx. Those guys' mothers should have put saltpeter in their chicken soup.
Wet dreams do come through.
...she took out her false teeth. 
another boring brag.
Or you're embarrassed that it's a close relative?
...with my wife...before we were married.
Ah to be young again.
Tropical Cyclone Wind Signals?
Tokamak Cooling Water System?
Tega Cay Water Service?
I have been a sex worker for 11 years and this is a new one to me. Please advise.
Lol, those were good. But I think it means To Completion With Swallow here.
Water System could be golden showers? Lol
A few more you may need to know…
BBBJNQNS
BBBJNQNSTC
BBBJWS
BBBJNQTCWS
to completion with swallow
Glad I provided some sophomoric humor for some on this the board.. and some good, intelligent sarcasm for others. All good.
Just for the record, she is absolutely real, and a wonderful lady. And not available, so don’t ask.
You may it sounds like you're getting free BJ's and more , but there is no such thing as a free llunch. You probably paying for something,...rent ,bills,etc.
Just like you pay for your wife or girlfriend… unless you just jerk off by yourself to porn…😂
I am the star in my own porn movie .
you are alone, right? Lol
Meaning that I don't have to watch porn, I make my own,and never alone. I wouldn't pay so jerk off porn, neither do I see women for hand jobs ,it does nothing for me. Maybe for you it does.
400 reviews, you would see that I have NEVER taken a HJ finish. That should answer your question about me.
A good massage provider can give a great handjob. Handjobs are actually the most intense O you can get. Because the physical stimulus is so strong.
I agree - a good handjob can blow anything else away in terms of quality of the O
Only cip is better than a warm mouth, lips and tongue action. Russian second, hand and foot job last.
You accused me that I was paying for “something”. Yes, I financially support my lady friend, because I love her and care about her. But you didn’t answer the question about what YOU pay for… so I’m guessing you don’t pay for anything. No wonder you have to jerk off by yourself.
I love giving Blow Jobs, but will never deep throat & never swallow cum. I've had guys cum super quick.
Kitty76…
Sorry, but no swallow is a big performance points deduction.
My lady loves swallowing my protein snack. And she can deep throat.