And it was pretty funny.  He is still posting drunk.  Just not here.  As for me, the later it gets, the more likely my post will be written in a somewhat inebriated state.

...but a little tipsy!

"Posting under the influence"

Have fun, and it helps to use spellcheck if you get too drunk. Of course once you get so drunk as to need it, you are usually too drunk to remember to use it. lol

But I used to make drunken calls to girls when I was in college... Here's the fun.. They would be drunk too at that time..So it was all good..

You guys are too funny, LOL.

We'll see. Just invited my friend over. Didn't go out. I'm too lazy to get all dolled up and don't want to look like white trash at a bar, haha.

It's more fun at home with good company anyway

No Alcohol here, im high on life! See my body

Is a temple and I worship it as do women!  The only 6 pack I carry is under my shirt!  Wanna feel it?  

My first guess is

YES

My second guess is also YES

I have had a few drinks but had my 1 hour date hours ago.

I do ...its so funny to wake up the next morning and actually understand what I wrote.....lol

My ears are going "WWWAH WAH WWWAHHHH..." It's fuckin annoying. Gah! I'm going to bed now

No i'm sober all the time and still post stupid crap x