Pearls of Wisdom
>>
>> "Fourteen Things That It Took Me Over
>> 50 Years To Learn" by Dave Barry

>> 1     Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on
>> the same night.
>> 2     If you had to identify, in one word, the reason why the human race has
>> not achieved, and never will achieve, its full potential, that word would be
>> "meetings."  
>> 3     There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."
>> 4     People who want to share their religious views with you almost never
>> want you to share yours with them.
>> 5     You should not confuse your career with your life.
>> 6     Nobody cares if you can't dance well. Just get up and dance.
>> 7     Never lick a steak knife.
>> 8     The most destructive force in the universe is gossip.
>> 9     You will never find anybody who can give you a clear and compelling
>> reason why we observe daylight savings time.
>> 10     You should never say anything to a woman that even remotely suggests
>> that you think she's pregnant unless you can see an actual baby emerging from
>> her at that moment.
>> 11     There comes a time when you should stop expecting other people to make
>> a big deal about your birthday. That time is age eleven.
>> 12     The one thing that unites all human beings, regardless of age, gender,
>> religion, economic status or ethnic background, is that, deep down inside, we
>> ALL believe that we are above-average drivers.
>> 13     A person who is nice to you, but rude to the waiter, is not a nice
>> person. (This is very important. Pay attention. It never fails.)
>> 14     Your friends love you anyway.


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ciara