would you be upset or insulted  if your client at at high end hotel/resort met you at the door wearing just boxers and hotel robe?
after a long day of meetings, I just want to take off that suit, get a hot shower and relax before meeting with a provider

What will Wilma say when she finds out?

I respectfully suggest some discretion and not present yourself in full view of anyone else who might be walking past. Do what discreet hookers do if they greet their johns in lingerie, use the door as a shield and only step around it when the door is closed.

that way I know you are no LE. You could leave your cap on though and socks, this would make our experience memorable. Xo

and after looking in a full length mirror of myself in just socks, I had to agree.

Can be a kick to the ding ding.

if you shorted the envelope.

You just have to ask "what is she thinking"

I like to wear my own robe however.  It has a hugeeeee S monogrammed on it.

I guess that works.  But most hookers are fine waiting till the end to count it.

I have always assumed you were a "tighty whitey" kinda guy.

The truth is I have tattooed my initials on each cheek.

The hookers would even see YOU, pending the correct width of the tighty whitey envelope.

That wouldn't bother me in the least.  As long as my client doesn't mind the possibility of housekeeping (or literally anyone else on his floor) walking by and seeing him in all his be-robed glory, it's no problem for me!

YOU of all people know that Bob.Sugar doesn't use envelopes  LOL

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The hookers would even see YOU, pending the correct width of the tighty whitey envelope.  
   
 And just for the record, I'm a "dick", Bob.  
   
 JD is nobody's bitch.

Most of the girls I fk in p4p want that wad in an envelope. Very clearly marked on their websites, too.  

Moderately unsexy is more like it.

The clothes are coming off anyways... it's not like u r meeting the provider in the lobby in ur boxers....  why bother with even boxers a robe is fine with ur bday suit!!

Sounds rather debonair to me! And it's far preferable to the alternative: Shweddy Balls.

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There's still a few hookers on this board who babble that this is just a companionship deal  LOL

again, I should be glad that she at least cares.

My fucking around is mostly done on business trips.  If I am gone for two nights, there will be at least two dates, if it is three nights, then it is at least three dates and so on.   I can't possibly bring enough clean clothes without having the W think "WTF is going on here? He was gone for two nights and brought back four pairs of dirty underwear."   Unfortunately, most of the time, I have to put on the crap I have been wearing all day anyway because of the darned elevator key access issue.

It is a well established fact here that negotiating is VERY bad for the girls. How do I know this? The girls tell me.  

Ohhhh so that's what she was doing .... Thanks, I thought she was playing some sort of weird peak-a-boo.

I guess this negotiating thing is something that we don't pay much attention to.  I had told a gal the other day that I look at her rates...and go from there.  Same as I do with most things in life.  If someone won't play "Let's make a deal", no problem.  No shortage of commodities here.  I guess it's logical to someone to get paid zero...and feel like they won something.  However my economic  gurus tell me that they are delusional people who believe that.  Some of those geniuses actually comment on boards like this that "that'll teach that cheap asshole"  LOL

...so you feel and are fresh for your date. And then dispose of them on the way home.

I have it on good authority that this has been done successfully in the past.  Many times.  The trash bin works great when you are filling up with gas.  Bring a couple of empty plastic shopping bags, fill one, and tie a nice knot and adios.  Some decent t-shirts can meet the same fate if the budget permits.   Maybe we can ghost write chapter 4 for you lol

do that but I must confess, I like my undies washed before I wear them the first time, they can make me itch.  Actually, that would be just perfect, greet the lady while scratching my junk, I bet that would be a short encounter.  Lol!

Problem solved.....just be carefu

Yes, I need help! It is usually air travel and I never really need a rental car.

But yes, I have been known to simply leave clothes that have been compromised one way or another in the trash can at the hotel.  W can't keep track of the clothes, way too many shirts and crap but I would say I don't have more than 20 pairs of undies and she buys those for me, their absence would be noticed.  I can't believe I am writing about my undies, what a fucking loser..ha, ha, ha.

Seriously, I am young, hot, enterprising, and one day will have a nice, secure inheritance. Why in the hell would I get married to some geezer-to-be?  I think guys are feeling the same way.  If you want to have kids, ok, I get it.  But if not....  Date people, some for a long time, fall in love, break up, repeat.  

I guess you're not paying attention to the johns who comment that they're spending their kid's inheritance  

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Seriously, I am young, hot, enterprising, and one day will have a nice, secure inheritance. Why in the hell would I get married to some geezer-to-be?  I think guys are feeling the same way.  If you want to have kids, ok, I get it.  But if not....  Date people, some for a long time, fall in love, break up, repeat.  

That is if you want to be married in the first place. Seems very immature if you ask me.  

Pretty much, all of our parents were married.  (Guy marries girl because that's just what people do, and he wants to have sex.) Girl marries guy because that's what nice girls do.  Plus she can't make any money as a teacher or secretary, so what other choice is there?  

but there's always been promiscuous people, so if they new where to find it they could. My parents weren't married, my dad saw prostitutes, and liked to chase strippers. This was before I was born, and before he married another lady, and after. I don't really buy into this generational gap stuff, not when it comes to conventional sex.

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I'm an adult child.  Entitled?  Maybe a little, but I am LUCKY to have a father who would unquestionably help me if I ever got into a bind, during his lifetime and after.  So....  All is well here.  How about you!?

I wouldn't mind at all and it has happened to me already, that tells me he is just very eager to see me and wants to unwind quickly.  

All you need is fresh jucey pussy. And I won't be surprosed you'll get Ph.D in pussy economics. You'll be lecturing girls around the globe. Let's what the fuck they give about it. Xo

Hopefully you don't mean meeting her in your boxers and slippers at the entrance door to the hotel.....lol

Why aren't there more gals like you around?

Best advice my parents ever bestowed up me.

I have it on good authority that there's going to be a dick sized thread in the next few days.

I just apologize it was Elena.

Not at all....all ready for a good massage!

Classy man Your Salvatore Ferragamo choice cufflinks is flawless

handkerchief in the pocket.. also from Salvatore Ferragamo ?

It shows not only that he is eager, but also that he's at least somewhat relaxed. Everyone can relate to the bliss of slipping into something comfortable after a long day. As long as he's discreet about it, I see no harm.

Yes, I do realize it, not practical on say a two day business trip.

The only real challenge to hobbying while married is the money issue. Hobbying on business trips is the easiest to get away with.

Simply stating the reason why I would prefer to be in a robe, can't have several changes of clothes, that's all.   Also, I would agree with you that once you are there, it is easy, but no, none of this is "easy" for me.  My job does not normally require travel which also means that I have to create opportunities for travel.   That would include going to conferences and agreeing to see clients in far off places when I would probably never do so, unless I had another motivation

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