Ever have a condom break or cum off during the session?

Yes. After I nutted and pulled out we both saw the tattered remains. She was relieved that I had a vasectomy. I was relieved when my tests all came back negative.

Yes...I felt it pop on the tip of the head and pulled out right away. She ended up sucking me dry until CIM. I was glad when I got my test back all neg. If this ever does happen pull out asap was it off, go pee, whatever you have to do to prevent anything. Then gets test too. Even though she says she is clean and all. Does anyone agree or disaree?

It happens.  It broke and I freaked out for a minute then realized no point in crying over spilled milk.(pun not intended)  If you're worried, simply get tested; all you can do.  I went twice but at the end of the three month period, no problems at ALL.

In all my years, even as a teenager, I have never had a condom break. Slipping off is another story. It happens every once in a great while. The first time it ever happened, I was 19, and was absolutely horrified.

I had one shred once.  Didn't know about it until the deed was done.  Scary as hell.  I don't worry about pregnancy since I take oral birth control (just to make absolutely sure I don't get pregnant), but the STD's that aren't visible to the naked eye (syphillus in its stages where there are no sores), herpes, etc.

I was tested afterwards, and fortunately, tested negative.  

I've had a couple slip off, but found out before culmination of the deed.  Again, negative test results.  I routinely test anyway, but after such an incident, I have always re-tested, just to be on the safe side.

It happens.  Nothing is 100%.  Stay at the hobby long enough and it will happen to you, too.

"In the United States, most studies of breakage caused by fault in the condom itself have shown breakage rate is less than 2 condoms out of every 100 condoms."

http://www.avert.org/condoms.htm

if you're having sex several times a day. Even if you are only having sex twice a week, that would equate to a least a hundred times a year. I don't have sex several times a day, but I do have sex much more often than twice a week. I am glad my rate of condom failure is more like once in three or four hundred. In other words it happens but extremely rarely.

is that there are people who wish to change the U.S. Constitution so that if a manufacturing defect or human error results in pregnancy the woman is bound by law to carry the embryo to term and give birth. Then if the woman chooses to keep the baby she can employ a District Attorney to financially enslave the hapless male user of the defective condom.

This would all be done so as to ameliorate our nation’s relationship with a god that loves us SOOOO much that if we don't do what he says he'll throw us in a lake of fire where he will let us burn in agony for eternity.

-- Modified on 4/19/2008 10:51:19 PM

First of all the breakage rate is LESS than 2% and some studies it can be as low as 0.5%.  As a gambler you should know how to calculate the odds.  Just because you have a 1% failure rate does not mean it will occur in 100, 200, 300, and so on uses.  You can calculate the probability using binomial calculators that are available on the web.

http://www.stat.sc.edu/~west/applets/binomialdemo.html

If you do the calculation at a breakage rate of 1% you will find that 37% of us will not experience a breakage after 100 condom uses, 13% after 200 condom uses, and 5% after 300 condom uses.  You may have been part of the lucky 5%.  What important is the major cause of condom failure is really not due to equipment failure but to human failure in handling them and using them correctly? At least 50% of the ladies I visit don’t hold the condom firmly to keep it from slipping off upon withdrawal.  A couple of ladies on my local board did not realize that lambskin condoms are ineffective in protecting against some STDs.  Some ladies allow the clients to bring and use their own condoms.  All these are scarier to me than the probability of condom breakage occurring

The Poli-Religion board has unfortunately degenerated into a bullying, pertinacious choir of bellicose myrmidons unaware of the pharisaic heterodox of their beliefs and the venue in which they are promulgating them.

There are no end of websites out there for people to espouse their beliefs on this or that; but here I prefer to keep it a "no politics or religion zone" except as things may directly relate to the hobby; which yours does in a way; but still it's easy to get on a slippery slope, so to speak.

You can vastly improve your odds with some common sense handling of condom issues.

Here's another tip:  Never open the package with your teeth.  Preopen the package before the event begins (though leave it in the package) and that way you won't cause damage to it from a frenzied attempt to get it open during the pre-climax stage.

Did you just swallow a thesaursus?

I do agree with the first part of your post, a little less so with your statement, "unaware of the pharisaic heterodox of their beliefs", but I will save that discussion for the P&R board if you care to bring the subject up other there.

Suffice it to say, the P&R board can be a very unfriendly place, and definitely not for the thin skinned.

I did not say I had a 1% failure rate, but I do agree is that proper usuage is very important and is probably of of the contributing factors to my faliure rate of somewhere less than 0.3%. Factors such as size(I am not large) and lubrication definitely come into play.

Ha made you look.

OF coarse I use condoms when ever I have sex.

about the
3 Month period?

It takes 6 months to show up if you are infected with the HIV.  So you would need to do it in 3 month intervals for a year.

Hell I do it every three months anyway as long as I am playing.
It is a cheap test, or sometimes at the county you can get it free.

I pay for the swab test. You can find out the results in 2 hours.
It is easier to sweat out 2 hours then a whole week but it costs 100.00.  

The other blood tests take a week to get the results for herpes, gonaharea?? cannot spell it don't have it, syphliss, and all the other suspects.

I always get the look at the gyno office like
SHESSSSSSSSSSSSSSS BACK!!

I make them run every test under the sun every 3 months.  I just say, when they ask and they always do, that I am a germaphobe and I am suspecious of my lover.

I whisper just for effect, I think he sleeps with prostitutes.. shhh  You should see the look of fear come over their faces.

Then off come the pants and out come the swabs!

just thought I would mention it.

maddy

Why do you all think that escorts are these diseased-infested cess-pools of STDs??
A rubber breaks and you're having tests done and multiple tests at that?
I've been with more than 200 escorts.  I've had 5 condoms either break (I'm large so they often shred, even the magnums) or slip off.  I've had BBFS with more than 40 escorts.
Never an STD.  These girls aren't festering with STDs and playing host to every infection/disease known to man.
You can put your seatbelt on in the car, but still be killed or injured going to the 7-11 for a loaf of bread.  If you can't accept the risk, don't do it.  You can have sex with escorts and others and there's a risk, but not a sure-fire guarantee you're going to get anything.  All you folks need to RELAX and quit worrying.  If you really think these girls are so disease-riddled, how can you bring yourself to be with them? I'm sure you dont mind a BBBJ or DATY, but you're little weenie's raincoat pops off and your writing your own obituary!

I did not mean to indicate that you had a 1% breakage rate.  It was just to illustrate that with a 1 % condoms breakage rate you have a good chance (37%) of not experiencing a breakage after 100 condom uses.  Moreover your experience of a no breakage with 300 uses has a 5% chance of occurring of the time even with a 1% condom breakage rate.  You may have been the lucky 5%.  The point is that your experience (1 break per 300-400 uses) is not incompatible with a 0.5 -1% condom breakage rate.

I have NEVER had a condom break and have been active over 3 years. I get tested regularly and have NEVER had an STD. I had one come off when a guy was in me. Another guy tried to scare me by saying that the condom broke when he was in me - but I inspected it when he withdrew and it was OK - I have refused to see him since then.

“Why do you all think that escorts are these diseased-infested cess-pools of STDs?? A rubber breaks and you're having tests done and multiple tests at that? I've been with more than 200 escorts.  I've had 5 condoms either break (I'm large so they often shred, even the magnums) or slip off.  I've had BBFS with more than 40 escorts. Never an STD.  These girls aren't festering with STDs and playing host to every infection/disease known to man.”

Never an STD and 200 escorts and yet only 3 reviews and all 3 posted in February 2006???  Conveniently, anecdotes are not facts that can be proven true or false. I doubt that a guy who boasts about having BBFS with more than 40 escorts would get tested period let alone multiple tests after a rubber break.  Escorts who allow BBFS with clients are more likely to be “festering with” or “disease-infested cess-pools of STDs” than Escorts who require a cover for FS.

“You can put your seatbelt on in the car, but still be killed or injured going to the 7-11 for a loaf of bread.  “

Seatbelts will reduce fatality and injuries going to 7-11 for bread by 60-70%.  Similarly condoms can reduce fatality and injuries from STDs like Gonorrhea , Syphilis Chlamydia and HIV by >95% .  For other STDs (HPV, HSV2) by 50-70%.

“If you can't accept the risk, don't do it. You can have sex with escorts and others and there's a risk, but not a sure-fire guarantee you're going to get anything.  All you folks need to RELAX and quit worrying.  If you really think these girls are so disease-riddled, how can you bring yourself to be with them?”

We all have different risk tolerance.  Unlike you, for many of us the risk reduction from using condoms, even with a 1% breakage rates, is what makes our participation in this hobby an acceptable risk.

“I'm sure you dont mind a BBBJ or DATY, but you're little weenie's raincoat pops off and your writing your own obituary!”

For hobbyist the risk of doing BBBJ or DATY is probably no more risky than doing COVERED FS with the same lady. That why many of us don't mind doing BBBJ and DATY.

Yes, well that can happen whether ani-abortion laws pass of not.

It's called "Inherent Risk". You have MADE THE CHOICE to place your genetic material in a dark, moist place where said material can meet with genetic material of the female and reproduce. Vaginal Sexual intercourse with human females runs the risk of pregnancy. The human being that results has and inherent right to the financial support of his progenitors.

I choose not to sky dive because I know that there is a possibility of the chute not opening and me becoming a greasy spot on the ground. Regardless if my heirs have financial recourse for "equipment failure" or not, the damage cannot be undone - I am dead.

If you do not want the possibility of financial enslavement, then perhaps you should keep your hapless penis out of human females or get yourself a vasectomy and then wait to go back and get the tests before you have sex. It's called personal responsibility.

A few pregnancy risk free alternatives:

http://adultsheepfinder.com
http://realdoll.com
http://www.vasectomyclinics.com/

couldnt find it and couldnt believe the hammer swallowed it.

my bf offered to go "look" for it but i was horrified by that.. i screamed at him that the sex was OVER and kicked him out and spent the rest of the night of the toilet with tweezers and a compact mirror. luckily i didnt maim myself
but i was near hysterical, thinking i was going to have to go to the emergency room..

took me all night to figure out how to get the fucker out cuz no matter how hard i tugged on it, the hammer had a death-lock grip on it.

finally relaxed out of exhaustion and layed on the bed and was able to get it.

its only happened a few times as i've learned to keep a check on it while i'm ah playing with other stuff down there

cuz i seem to have a freakishly strong grip on my hammer and it really freaks me out, although i have learned to deal with it a lil better.

I'll just keep on taking my chances. None of your alternatives look to inviting. Well the vesectomy option is viable, the other two...not so much.

I like, I really really like vaginal sex with human females, and I am quite willing to accept the rather small risk involved. If you don't, then fine. More for me. lol