So for guys with a low endurance, is there something else to do to kill time until if the provider only gives you one shot? A provider I saw a few nights ago mounted me right at start and ended it quick. I still had 15min left on the clock and was about to propose playing tic-tac-toe but she didn't look happy so I left.
Providers? Suggestions on anything appropriate besides talking?
1) Yours didn't rhyme either. 2) Since when are knock knock jokes supposed to rhyme anyway? 3) Yours wasn't funny. 4) Yours wasn't even a proper knock knock joke. Nobody says "who" before the name. The proper response is "sane who," not "who sane," which nullifies your answer.
I know you don't drink but seems like you were posting drunk today.
He said he finished right away with fifteen minutes to spare. It sounds like he booked a thirty minute appointment with a one-and-done provider who wanted him out the door. I don’t think strawberries would have made much difference in this case
Great suggestion LR, maybe we should dine in and doubles-post on the GD board during hour two. I'll even let you use my computer if you let me use yours and really confuse the admins.
I just had quite a laugh visualizing a game of naked twister with the remaining time left on the clock, that is until I got his butt hole right in my face when he spun "left yellow".
I would much rather amuse myself playing connect the liver spots or playing "I spy with my little eye" what is beneath the fat rolls.
Hey all in good fun, you don't really think hookers are old, fat and stupid and I don't think mongers are either, just our silly board crap we play. Mad respect for those I see.
15 minutes is more than enough time for a sexy shower. You can wash her and she can wash you.... if you guys had some chemistry, it may get you both turned on again...
I loved showering with my provider friend today before, during, and after sex. This was even more fun with my new hygiene policy that went into effect today and I must say, she was very pleased with my cleanliness. And unlike you ladies, I loved washing her ass, couldn't get enough of it, much fun!
Maybe upgrade to an hour and try a provider that will offer more than one shot and send you out the door. A quality provider will fill the time you have paid for unless you chose to leave early.
Provider that give you only one shot isn't a Gfe and therefore not worth the time and money to stay with them. Not everyone is a pornstar to hold for an hour straight lol. Let just say if you want to make it worth the money then why not ask her to give you a massage?
You suffer frim premmie. Ejack and she kicked you out? As, hell No! Look lay frat on the bed and start foaming at the mouth, she'll wanna do CPR and you can grab the ass and tittie! Better than your idea.
Posted By: Tippe
So for guys with a low endurance, is there something else to do to kill time until if the provider only gives you one shot? A provider I saw a few nights ago mounted me right at start and ended it quick. I still had 15min left on the clock and was about to propose playing tic-tac-toe but she didn't look happy so I left.
Providers? Suggestions on anything appropriate besides talking?
Had a session earlier this week, where the main event ended early. We picked up a theme from earlier in the session regarding the artists we were into. She hauled out her iPhone and showed me some videos. I then played a few songs from my iPad. She Shazaamed one of the artists.
Nice little touch considering there were no clothes anywhere nearby, and she had about the most perfect body I have ever seen. She would have been out of my league even if there was not a big age gap. But now? It was pretty cool being with someone completely "untouchable" sharing such a pleasant little bit of downtime. Don't think I will ever forget the look of total concentration when I had her listen to an obscure Indie artist I had found. Not sure if this impromptu experience could be repeated, but for me it was a fantastic way to fill our remaining time, and a bit more.
The next day, I had an email list of her artists. Nice touch.
Donate your left over minutes to the yet to be established Hobby Time Bank and Trust where others can buy or borrow a few extra minutes, if needed.
You see Mary; leave 10 minutes early; deposit 10 minutes to HTBT. You have a credit of 10 minutes. Mary has a 10 minute overage.
I visit Mary. 60 minutes later, I'm hoping to hit #3 and need another 7-10 minutes. I quickly log into HTBT, "buy" your old 10 minutes and finish the job. I owe HTBT 10 minutes.
I visit Sue; leave early; deposit my leftover time to HTBT to pay off my debt.
You visit Alice; need another 10; withdraw against your existing 10 minute balance.
It all works out in the end.
HTBT could set up as a charity and donate left over minutes to the poor and indigent. That would make your left over minutes donation tax deductible. Of course, charity cases wouldn't be getting a full hour, so they'd better be able to finish in 10 minutes or less
Give them a super long scalp massage. Trim his nose eye brow an ear hair. Get buzzers. Trim his body hairs. Give him a glass of seltzer . Give him a cold heineken light. Tell a funny entertaining story. If you let us get away with cuttin it short. Most will. Gladly. I have had guys point out that wr hav ten min left. After 50 min rough sessions. You sound like an easy client. Where do I find clients like you? That be great to cut a session short and still have a careeer left . All reviewees I ever seen . None would let that fly. That is unless they dont mind. Why didnt you remind her theres fifteen left. Ask her for a water. And to wash your back at least. Y
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