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Peyronie's Disease? WTF???
JakeFromStateFarm 1547 reads
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I keep seeing ads on TV about how you can get this horrible condition --a/k/a Bent Dick -- cured.  Jake's massive unit curves up and the girls love it cuz it makes the head rub their B-Spot.  What's wrong with that?  If this is a disease, who the fuck wants the cure?

Related Link: http://www.urologyhealth.org/urologic-conditions/peyronies-disease

DT_lover143 reads

From jerking of a few hundred thousand times with my left hand.

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impposter161 reads

Posted By: DT_lover
Re: Mine curves to the left.
From jerking of a few hundred thousand times with my left hand.
Rx: jerk off 10x per day for 25 years using your right hand only  
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If that doesn't work...  
Rx: get multiple blow jobs from a hooker with a no teeth on the left side of her mouth.
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If that doesn't work...
Take two aspirin and call me in the morning ... but not before 11:30 AM.  
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A bunch of porn stars develop Peyronie's from using Caverject and some other artificial means of engorgement.  Someone with Peyronie's posted to TER a few years ago and said that it can be VERY painful.  

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Blarharse137 reads

With Caverject / Trimix, you can't inject the same location over and over again. You have to rotate sites so that you never hit the same specific area within a 2-week period.  

But if you're a fucking dumbass who barely graduated high school and aren't getting your prescriptions from a legitimate medical professional, then you're going to get fucked up.

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LLPeter123 reads

I was under doctors care and prescribed predisone and gabapentin  for sciatica and I swear it bent my penis.  I will never take a steroid medication again. The Caverject/Trimix sounds like a solution to investigate.

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impposter139 reads

Posted By: LLPeter
The Caverject/Trimix sounds like a solution to investigate.
Misuse of Caverject CAUSES Peyronie's. Porn stars use it to remain erect so they can fuck on film for an hour or more before the finish.
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For sure, you should get more reliable med advice from your physician.  
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Good luck!

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coeur-de-lion139 reads

Just find a woman who's vaginal canal veers off in the same direction as your dick.  Maybe look for a girl who has been in a car accident, or one who previously partnered with a donkey in a Tijuana sex show.  

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Senator.Blutarsky127 reads

you having hallucinations again 😎😎

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JakeFromStateFarm130 reads

Ya big cutie!

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coeur-de-lion124 reads

This part seemed a little extreme . . . .

"Penile Injections

Injecting a drug right into the plaque brings higher doses of the drug to the problem than when a drug is taken by mouth. Plaque injection is often used for men with acute phase disease who aren't sure they want to have surgery. The skin is often numbed before the shot to reduce pain."

 
Why not put the oral drug in HER mouth and then tell her to blow you?  A no-needle-in-your-dick WIN in my book.  

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impposter128 reads

And I don't hear the ducks and pigs complaining about it.

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impposter123 reads

I am one with the universe.
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One of my spiritual cohorts went into a pizza place and asked, "Make me one with everything." When he got his order, he gave the proprietor a $50 bill, which the guy pocketed. My friend asked, "Where's my change?" "Change," replied the owner, "must come from within."

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coeur-de-lion105 reads

provider who left me with a corkscrew-shaped penis at the end of the session.  I ALMOST didn't repeat with her.  

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impposter140 reads

A real spinner? Did she spin cockwise or countercockwise.
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I mean CLOCKwise or counterCLOCKwise?

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