They give a gal a 10 if she just lays there.

I like my gals to have at least a heartbeat if not twitch a bit, so it's not really my thang.

However I saw one gal who told me she worked for her family's mortuary business and would often describe the goings on behind the curtains there. I confess I found that oddly erotic for some reason.

Also my inamorata finds cemeteries a source of endless fascination - she once even did a photo shoot in one.  But the proper term for that would be thanatopsis*, not necrophilia.

*A view or contemplation of death, and also a poem by William Cullen Bryant.

Re: True Story!

Lmao I love that storyI  @ superbustyblonde

that means there a chance he might really be at least thinking about  doing it for real while he's at work

that scared Kitty....badd.! Whoa wow wtf

and it didn't take me 2 second to choose the one that had no affiliation with necrophilia. I swear something is in the air this week...