I was looking at an ad on a local board for a woman that claims to have more degrees than a thermometer.  Did a little research and it was easy to get her real information and discovered she also is about 15 years older than her TER page lists.  

an intelligent and educated human being. Yes, it's fairly obvious that many of the pro resumes are bullshit, but that's marketing for ya.

As long as she is good at what she does, I could care less.

You can have all the education in the world and still be as dumb as a box of rocks. I'd point out a couple of hookers on the first page of this very board that fit that description, but it might be considered "rude" for me to call them out by name. Besides I am sure they will be proving my point in short order.

Anyone want to save this thread for the next time someone makes a "hur dur why do they LIE??" Comment? Because some guys will try to track you down for something kinda... Not necessary for booking...

Yes, I'm a nut case. Put a condom on me and within a few minutes I lose my erection. I'm not sure why, perhaps it suffocates the little guy, I don't know.

Let me divulge. I know French & Italian as required for my Opera training minor. I also know Mandarin, Portuguese, and English. All written and oral skills. Of course, my first language Afrikaans, though I am still French borne. I began to learn all five languages as part of my degree in Masters in Forensic Science. I enjoyed the languages so much, I switched to Linguistics, earning my Masters.

Seriously, having a degree or two only means one thing, you have a degree or two.   I have met seriously intelligent and educated people who don't have degrees.  OTOH, a person has every right to be proud of their accomplishments.   And yes, some people lie, big surprise.   Since I am a BSU, I will say that by and large, the ladies I have met here are rather intelligent, I have been very lucky in that regard.  I am not Einstein and I am not sure I would want to fuck Einstein either,  just give me someone who is witty and has a good attitude.

In my limited experience a woman's education level (or potential for it) is pretty evident from her website and postings.  

bachelor's in chemical science research.  I asked her to recite the periodic table of elements, while I banged her fine ass in doggie.  She started off good too, until I hit that spot and the grunts and exclamations started.  I had to inform her that "OH FUCK BABY" wasn't on the table I remembered.  She came up with some excuse about a dick in her ass was a distraction, but I wasn't buying that shit.  

Lots of guys lose it when the condom comes out. This is why I'm buying female condoms in bulk. I think it's more like bareback for a guy.

but when you actually read it, it looks like it was written in crayon, full of ghetto verbiage, typos and obvious grammatical errors.

They post ads here that explain in detail about their advanced degrees.  It also shows up on their websites and P411 accounts.

He is very glad I have that training.

I'm always bewildered by the people I encounter in civilian life who have undergone extensive schooling but who I wouldn't trust to tie a shoelace correctly. Goes to show that the only thing holding a degree proves is that you've acquired the skill of earning a degree. This is coming from someone with a couple of advanced degrees, for what it's worth.

Those are things that would be very relevant.   BTW, given Bob's reputation, I don't doubt your oral skills are remarkable.

I thought it was only me, and my fucked up head. Turns out there are more like me, that's scary.

Agreed.  There is indeed a huge difference between intelligence and education.  Either way, I've never found it important in my marketing to emphasize my educational. Nor my travel background.

His favorites.

And even with this post you are exclaiming that you are a world traveler (is Cleveland really a great place) and educated.  You can share with me how many advanced degrees you have.  I won't tell anyone.

and then you had to screw it all up by agreeing with me. lol

side saddle, you're language skills apparently don't extend to equestrian..

Oh, I can think of several reasons why a woman with an advanced degree would be here. Maybe she got a liberal arts degree. Maybe she went to a lower tier school. Maybe she's moonlighting here. Maybe there are as few phd jobs as there are students. Maybe she enjoys doing this, and the degrees are more for fun.  Maybe she's doing this to meet a certain financial goal, and once she's met it she's done.  

When I've seen women that have that type of diatribe on their ad or site, and I go see them, still haven't met one that really has any of the credentials they claim on their ads.

Ten hours a week or less and she'll be making more than most degrees will ever hope to pay. If she's a smart girl, why would she NOT be here?

I have been around many smart women who are actively pursing their dreams with the credential they worked hard to achieve.  None of them are prostitutes.  And those same women are often leaders in their professions.

I dunno about you, but I plan on retiring before I'm too old to do anything fun. And since I'm not one to waste opportunities I've been granted with, and this is one heck of an opportunity, I'm here. Why would I not maximize my income while I can?

I can say, “Please don’t stick your fingers there,” in six languages.

immensely. It's not hard to distinguish the gems from the paste.  Or the pasties.

... hear you ask me to do so in only 1 language.  

well past Hydrogen by then!  

when I pulled out, there was humanium on the rubber.  I was not pleased.  

I guess I can understand why some women get so offended by the word hooker. When I use it, it's either a term of endearment or at the worst just a term for what these women do, no more offensive (or at least not intended to be) than calling a woman a waitress or a lawyer. When you say it though, it does sound cheap, dirty, and downright offensive.

When you have to say it yourself, not so much.

I didn't let my two undergraduate degrees and my Ivy League master's degree slow me down in that pursuit.

Why are you jumping to conclusions? I don't despise the women who choose sex work. I am a realist. Any girl who chooses hooking is taking the easy way out. It's the lure of fast money. It's not disgusting. It's the easy way out and usually is a road that leads to nowhere in the long term.  

and "normal' is highly overrated.

…but I can see the rebuttal working against you because if in a world where cash is the ultimate supreme influence (and it seems to be the American way of late) where even a hard working highly educated PhD woman (who never hooked before), in a position of leadership makes less money than an escort whom may lie about her education, leads to the latter being more financially savvy if not smarter in making money quicker. I know it sounds sarcastic and shallow, but that’s the premise to some of the responses.

That says it all. You prefer the company of hookers to civilian women. Obviously, you consider them superior to ordinary women.  

You may like sucking cock but do you like sucking the cock of every trick you see? How come there are tons of posts by hookers talking about "old men" and their saggy balls.  

and by "higher class" I do NOT mean more expensive or more pretentious, just better people I suppose because I know a lot of hookers who are doing just fine after their hooker years.

She gets her career and then she also gets to fuck for money instead of giving it away, absofucking BRILLIANT.  I have met two women in that category, shit, that is a dream come true.

I asked about why an escort posts about education on a site/ad that upon meeting her it's an absolute falsity.

it comes through loud and clear in virtually all of your posts. You believe yourself superior and worldly, and chock full of wisdom about p4p. How sad and lonely you must be IRL. No one with any game at all would strive so hard to appear superior.

woman. Smoking bod, rapier wit, intelligent, erudite, reasoned, sexually accomplished....

Where and when did I ever proclaim my degrees or my world travels?! I've talked about what I used to do for a living in the past.

Sex is way more fun with someone who loves sex too. And if a lady has an advanced degree, and is here instead of the real world, it can only be for one reason. She loves sex! Of course there are exceptions, but all of the super intellects I've met here are wild and crazy.

And you're so much better than any of us whores since you're the dirty ass stranger sticking his cock that nobody else wants in some poor girl's mouth that would rather gouge her own eyeballs out with a plastic spoon than look at you?!

See, I'm not so bad ; )  

Obviously you cannot speak for all of us that you know why we got into this. How about someone who has degrees that are as good as toilet paper because they have medical conditions that preclude them from continuing in their former career but have kids to feed and a deadbeat ex that pays no child support. She certainly can't count on SSDI to pay the bills.

Love you GaG, but you just got a virtual bitch slap for using the word pretentious again ; )

Is this the same friend that you are going to marry?

Your amount of UNs (whoops, I meant posts collectively), and I'm the drama queen, bahahaha!

I would say that I said I could say that you shouldn’t.

And the Stepford wives analogy is funny.  

I can only answer for me, obviously. The reason I'm here is two-fold: 1) I ENJOY connecting with gentleman; and 2) I was sick of the rat-race in the professional career world. I agree that the world needs talented and smart women, and seeing a few clients here or there doesn't preclude me from contributing to the world in meaningful ways. When I got to the point of thinking, "Wow, here I am with all the things society tells me I'm 'supposed' to have to be successful, and I'm feeling like there's got to be more excitement than this," that's when being a companion really became an attractive option. Now I can do both, without feeling like I HAVE to do either.

came up empty did you? Imagine that. As for being a great guy - fuck, I don't know, ask around if you're that interested. Pretty sure no one else is.

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I like that however.  Not IRL but on boards drama is entertaining.

you claim to be 56 but make repeated claims about your "contacts" and being on the "production" end of the business alluding to the late '70s and early '80s. So you were a big porn/agency mover and shaker when you were 18 years old? As the Python boys say, "pull the other one." I can Google bullshit, too.

Drama anywhere is not entertaining. You give off this air of us all being low lifes with no education and with no alternative and living on borrowed time, blah, blah, blah, but we're good enough for you to stick your superior dick in us...

I don't think Arovet's posts are quite as impressive as that GIANT meatstick ; )

I think GaG would tell you bitter goes along with angry...you're slipping Raggy!

So I passed your webpage and moved on to another provider who was using a different screening method.  Shame though, you look like a lot of fun, but that's life.

I agree Eva, but I think it's okay to feel that being a companion is also a meaningful contribution, maybe not to the world as a whole, but certainly to the clients.  Personally I feel like making someone happy, even for a short time, is important.  If clients simply wanted an orgasm they could masturbate.  What they want is an experience, a break from drudgery, like a vacation.  

Rrasha's ass, oh my goodness that ass is, umm, whew, ahh, shit I'm at a loss for words.

My biggest fan LWAM will start this crap about me sucking up to you in hopes of getting a freebie again.

Freebies for no one! Even my S/O can claim he pays for it far more dearly than the rest of you ; )
 

Exactly. And I bear no ill will for your decision to pass and respect the fact that you didn't either attempt to circumvent it, or send a scathing email chastising me for my preferred standards. That's the beauty of this, each of us has the opportunity to say no ; )

I'd sure like to know what "unbelievable lies" you think I've told. Every man is shaped by his own experiences. Every man has his own perspective. Two men could have lived through the same things at the same times and have two different stories to tell since each perspective is different.

My takeaways from this thread: 1) SS is a sex position and 2) Rasha - OMG - Rasha! -eom-

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Not that I blame him of course, I guess I was just kind of pointing out the obvious.

and truth be told, I don't care if anyone thinks I'm sucking up to anyone else, I like what I like, and I like that ass.

go with it...
 

even though you might not, you could tell me in six languages. Unfortunately, I would only understand you in one, so there is a 83% chance we would have a failure to communicate..

We're on the same page, EmmaBlairBaby. I wrap that up (no pun intended) into "I ENJOY connecting with gentleman." My studies (human sexuality and behavior) have helped to ground my reasons why I consider this work important.

The marketing, booking, screening, networking, upkeep, hotel/incall accommodations, finances, photo shoots, web updates, branding, driving, writing and posting ads, managing web presence, tracking stolen ads and pictures, supply runs, troubleshooting problems, etc. is a full time, if not more, job. The dates are the easy parts! I can see how a developed clientele can make these things less time consuming over time. Or if you find a generous Sugar Daddy. Even then, that would be pay off for all of the work and growth put into a persona over time

A simple BS in Mechanical Engineering would be enough for me. Or musical ability -- Larry Niven had it right.

ince riding a horse side saddle has absolutely nothing to do with sex..

say "suck" and "Rasha" in the same sentence..... it could trigger a cardio-pulmonary event