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Panthera12 996 reads
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With exception of your first review, how many times can you say "ok if you are drunk" or better yet, you should have stayed home.

Panthera121781 reads

I was scanning reviews for an upcoming business conference in another state. I will have plenty of time on my hands, as usual.

I used the advanced search function to narrow down the field or to weed out the fat and ugly providers. I insist on an 8 minimum in appearance, and either a slim athletic type or a thin provider. Anyhow, I did my search for reviews that were 6 months old up to current. That gave me about 50 reviews within my criteria. I automatically dismissed about 30 of them for being too old. I was left with 20. Wouldn't you know it that out of those 20 I had ended up with 1 single prospect because those 8's 9's and 10's were mostly 7's. How disappointing! If she flakes out on me I may have to go 3 days without sex or I will have to find a civie to bang in some bar.

Since many of the hobbyists here subscribe to gross grade inflation, I think I should use my own standard and submit some problem reports to fix some of those appearance scores.

Would providers have a problem with that? My eyesight is good and I can evaluate with my own criteria on what I think your appearance score should be.

Any objections?    


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London Rayne1352 reads

Pm me fool. I will find you a hot spinner. :)

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Dr Who revived1318 reads

Reduce by at least two points.

While you're at it I'm sure they'd also like you to adjust their ages by 5-10 years as well.  

You do work cheap...right?

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London Rayne1283 reads

I think I am the only woman NOT offended by P's posts. I know I am too fat and old for him to PAY to fk me, but I bet he would gladly buy me dinner and drinks just to shoot the shit if I were ever in his city, and he would be one of the first to say "Congrats on your REAL retirement from the hobby, London." Good enough for me.

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rogerthat241438 reads

fuck, while you're not good enough, I'm apparently WAY too old and wrinkly, hell I'm practically dead for anyone to fuck me hahahahahahahahah and I'll laugh that one all the way to the bank. Fuck that, I am LMAO. Geez P where are you going. Can't be that bad. You gotta be some tough cop, who have you met with that actually meets your ridiculous criteria and expectations? Halle Berry? She's about as perfect as they come and I bet you'd find something to nitpick with that one. Come on dude. Go easy on the ladies in the industry. If we were perfect 10's, I'm pretty sure we wouldn't be fucking you all now would we.

Posted By: London Rayne
I think I am the only woman NOT offended by P's posts. I know I am too fat and old for him to PAY to fk me, but I bet he would gladly buy me dinner and drinks just to shoot the shit if I were ever in his city, and he would be one of the first to say "Congrats on your REAL retirement from the hobby, London." Good enough for me.

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Jacque_Jenesais1241 reads

Ridiculous to YOU, maybe... She's running her show the way it works for her. I think it speaks a lot about a lady if she can set her standards high AND make it work. I think it's awesome.

Grrr...

We all know you're able to hold your own LR, but had to say something... >:(

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Panthera121137 reads

That I am sure of. As far as a real retirement, I believe the fourth time will be a charm, lol. Of course, you could always change your moniker a few times and pretend.

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inicky461093 reads

re changing your moniker, may I suggest rogerthat?

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London Rayne1103 reads

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Panthera12931 reads

It has to be some place with less traffic and South of the Mason Dixon. Wait, maybe Boston. It's like a comedy show up there. All you have to do is listen to the people talking.

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AlexandraMilw1222 reads

Not true, P doesn't offend me either, not once...  

There is a few guys that have big mouths that I would gladly hang out with... maybe I am abnormal?

My 3 favs to chat with via pms all have big mouths, and I enjoy their banter quite a lot.

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lungman1066 reads

FAT?
OLD?
Not what i' ve seen.

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Panthera121097 reads

At least with the appearances I have photos to back up what I am saying.

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littlecheddar531123 reads

No objections at all, you sound like a fricking genius.  This board can use a person like you to straighten things out.  Thanks for volunteering your services.

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ImOkYouSuck1171 reads

if you just click the "Butch" option to the "no" position on your data base search. Trust me on this one. ;)

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Panthera121061 reads

You really like those pachyderms, don't you?

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Panthera121135 reads

and since you are obviously still confused as to what athletic is in my eyes, here's an example. If you don't think that she is feminine, then you have a serious problem.

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London Rayne1085 reads

When I think of athletic, I think of more meat.

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Panthera121052 reads

Thats why I said thin/athletic. That is my personal preference. Look at the definition of her body. That's hot! I enjoy a woman who works out and stays lean.


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GaGambler1014 reads

but a decade of TER has disabused me of that expectation. I have actually seen a couple of ladies with that body type listed as athletic, but most of the time ladies listed as athletic are more on the order of "thick" rather than thin, or some should be more accurately described as baby fat, the absolute opposite of what atheltic should be.

I agree when I think of a woman's body as being athletic, I think of a lithe dancers body, someone just like the hottie in your pic.

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inicky46972 reads

What I expect from "athletic" is muscular and fit, but not necessarily thin.  Of course, differing expectations and taste are exactly what makes these kinds of categories useless.

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liamdoherty1229 reads

Thin and athletic are two different terms, but not necessarily competing terms,
Thin could be emaciated, and not necessarily athletic, on the other hand, a female body builder would be athletic, not thin.  
I agree she is Hot!!!
The pic above is definitely the blend of both.... she is portrayed as athletic, definitely a model.
Though you portray the looks category as "skin deep" only, some of us add the personality and sensuality to our looks.  

Is she considered your once in a lifetime?  

Then of course, in what category would the Ladies put you????

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Thats why I said thin/athletic. That is my personal preference. Look at the definition of her body. That's hot! I enjoy a woman who works out and stays lean.  

 

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scoed1182 reads

Sorry you wasted your time but any man that even looks at appearance scores deserves to waste there time. As for you telling me who I am attracted to, well, not only no but fucking hell know. You already proven yourself the fool.

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Panthera12997 reads

With exception of your first review, how many times can you say "ok if you are drunk" or better yet, you should have stayed home.

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inicky461341 reads

We all know there's serious grade inflation in the appearance scores.  I'm sure I've contributed to it but I hope not by much.  But here's where I''m confused.  You say your "eyesight is good" and you can "evaluate with my own criteria on what I think your appearance score should be."  Well, what are your criteria?  If you haven't seen her, what about her pix.  Those are notoriously wrong at times.  So are you talking back channel?  What?

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Panthera121058 reads

The easiest would be the candid photos. As long as they are current, they should be a fairly accurate depiction. The professional photos are an automatic 2 point deduction, because providers never look that good in person. That's a starting point.

So my criteria may be lacking several points, but I would guarantee that they would be much more accurate then what we are looking at these days.

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inicky461028 reads

I also value the staged pix but need the candids for validation, especially when they are date-coded, although that can be faked.

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mrfisher1032 reads

I'd like to see you post without the alias and see what your criteria is by looking over the scores you have given.

In any case, you are going to be sweeping the ocean off the beach, in a manner of speaking.

I envy you for the time you have on your hands.  Use it wisely.

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Panthera121133 reads

Speaking of oceans, I noticed that you have an affinity for whales among other things. So do you give extra points to get pissed on, or are your scores predetermined by the providers?

I will say that I actually agree with a couple of your appearance scores, not many, maybe two. You do seem to give extra points per pound though and I assume you also give an extra point for beached versus a swimmer.  

 

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Dr Who revived1253 reads

even though mrfister...mfissure...fuck mrfisher may not be a laywer, CPA, doctor or other professional....He knows where to stay to "stay smart...Boston"  :D

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Panthera121008 reads

mrflusher's comebacks were never very good, but then too he doesn't take my posts face value.

I do have an old mrfisher story to tell you one day from years past. I sure he won't mind.

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liamdoherty1113 reads

I concur w/you Fish.

The Lioness, who would have us believe a word she says w/o putting her scores up there is full of SH**

Then to denigrate another's scores, again, without validating their own, is pretty naive.

But, have fun where ever your going.

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