I mean the last thing ANYONE wants is more idiots running around in this world.

Redeemable at most veterinary clinics

Be prepared for an ache like you got kicked in the nuts for a day or two.  When I had mine done I had some swelling and pain that lasted for 3 days before subsiding.

Now, when I fuck my wife its BBFS (the only person its bareback with... and thats only once a month or less).  She had a latex allergy and I hated condoms plus we knew we were done after having 2 kids.  Got snipped about 10 years ago.  Got tested every year for 5 years to make sure it never re-attached.  Zero sperm from this guy.  

It has no bearing on seeing providers because most if not all providers use condoms as should you and I.  A vasectomy is not protection from STD's.  

After the operation sex was no different.  My cum still looks and tastes (or so I have been told) the same.  I basically did it to encourage my wife for more sex with less strings attached (ie. Birth control hassles) she had a blood clot after her last pregnancy and the doc told her she couldn't take the pill anymore.  She didn't like the idea of a cervical cap or IUD, sponges had be discontinued for a while so it was down to non latex condoms.

With the amount of sex I STILL have with condoms I shouldn't have bothered getting snipped.  It outweighs sex with my wife by 2 to 1.  Although any BBFS even with an old looking, fat, smelly gal feels damn good once in a while.  (Despite how this sounds, I do still love this wreck).  Just glad I still get to see younger seeming/hotter/better smelling/slim providers on a semi regular basis.

Although I do applaud you for your truth. I mean I tell the board the johns I see are old and unattractive and some have a smell and I am being disparaging. So I guess so are you towards your wife....OR we are simply objectively telling the truth from a descriptive point of view.  

I too am just glad I get to see hot and hard bodied away from here. So I hear you loud and clear.

I had that done many years ago. The surgery was painless and the recuperation was nearly painless, just a bit tender for few days.

before siring our little mushroom cap.

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you never get a hot hard body for a client ? I find that uber surprising since (based on the posts here) I thought all the mongers but me were reincarnations of Adonis or Apollo ???

rich, famous, powerful executive Adonii even...

hey Conan, help me out here... is the plural of Adonis Adonis's or Adonii ??

Fact is, she's a good person, just not a very sexual one.  She doesn't care about her appearance, nor does she wash all that often.  She always had a weight problem which took on new dimensions after the kids and the extra flap of skin that hangs down to her pubis.  She's highly orgasmic when she does have sex, and she gives a great BBBJ (astoundingly so when she tries) but she just doesn't try all that often.  I ask, I romance her, I keep myself clean and groomed, I take on extra tasks around the house including caring for the kids, cooking, cleaning, etc.  Yet she simply is not in the mood most of the time.  There are a lot of factors including allergies, asthma, work schedules, special needs kid in the house up all hours of the night.  Part of the problem might be depression (which I might have as well).

I am telling the truth as best as I know how.  I've said it before and will say it again.  Disregarding her looks, smell or other factors, if she would just fuck me once or twice a week rather than once a month I would probably have never gone back to providers after our marriage.  as it is, she is still my best friend in the world, the mother of my kids and a damned good lay despite any detriments.  Thats why I don't leave notwithstanding the cost of divorce on not only finances but familial costs.  So I go on and have a "normal" home life while seeing hookers on the side.

Lack of sex, and admittedly, man does not live on porridge alone, sometimes he wants steak, drives me to see providers.  Its not a hobby, its trying to achieve and grasp a moment of happiness in the world of crap I live in.  (Job I hate, child with autism who will never speak, still in diapers at 12, throws screaming fits constantly, etc.)

So yes, this is my truth.

Seeing hot and beautiful women takes me away from all that once a month or so to supplement what I get at home.  I'm not rich enough to get providers more often than that.  I lurk and post on the boards here to live vicariously and laugh and learn and just "watch the show" with the board pinatas without becoming one.

I was sore for several days, and had to take the next day off from work, and then light duty for the following two days.

The surgeon told me that he could install tiny valves that could be turned on if I ever wanted to have kids. I declined

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There is some pain - you'll get over it.  However, the assurance of not being someone's baby daddy is worth it.   If you ever get "the phonecall" - it will give you a good laugh instead of some worry..

It seems like you are set to do this! What do you need ideas about? Or for? I don't understand that part. If you never wanted kids, divorced and 52 and you want to do this or are at least thinking of it, do what you want to do! you do not need our permission lol I am on birth control for life meaning I will be on it until menopause and the dr says you absolutelypositivelycannotnowaynohow get pregnant again then I will go off. I personally do not want to do anything permanent as I have heard from some that it causes problems but my family is done and so am I... with giving birth anyway. Good luck

I always find old single bachelors with no ids to be so odd and annoying and set in thier ways..................

 

                         i loved the post about how ugly tats are and how it ruins the beauty of a womans body.

that was fuckin old geezer odd ball classic!

get snipped yes we dont need more annoying assholes on the planet, like yourself.

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