Not sure how I got home, and the details of the evening are a bit fuzzy, but even with the hangover I think I'll be returning.

attempt to get you to drink (and spend) way more than you should.  It would likely work on me, too.  

The added Rear View looks well worth it, nice!

I see 2 powerfull reasons to come  back hahahahaha  
You must to write your address in your arm, so if you lost your mind in a hard blackout, then the crew and put you in a taxi and you can come back home safely and soundly  hahaha

I had a bartender like that.  
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I asked her if I could use her tight butt to open my beer bottles. She was reluctant at first, but finally let me do it. In fact, she started to enjoy it!  After several nights of that, she noticed that I was drinking twist-offs and she said, "Hay! Those are twist-offs! You can't stick your bottle up my ass!"  
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I said, "Don't worry. That's not my beer bottle."  
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Rim shot. (Double entendre intended.)

One night I'm hitting a couple of dive bars, then the next night I'm getting duded up and escorting a beautiful woman to see "Jersey Boys".